Nadab? – Mr. Nadab; sir, you have delighted me. May I make so free as to ask you to come and dine with me to-morrow at six? Colonel Newcome, if you please, Nerot's Hotel, Clifford Street. I am always proud to make the acquaintance of men of genius, and you are one, or my name is not Newcome!«

»Sir, you do me Hhonour,« says Mr. Nadab, pulling up his shirt-collars, »and perhaps the day will come when the world will do me justice, – may I put down your hhonoured name for my book of poems?«

»Of course, my dear sir,« says the enthusiastic Colonel. »I'll send them all over India. Put me down for six copies, and do me the favour to bring them to-morrow when you come to dinner.«

And now Mr. Hoskins asking if any gentleman would volunteer a song, what was our amazement when the simple Colonel offered to sing himself, at which the room applauded vociferously; whilst methought poor Clive Newcome hung down his head, and blushed as red as a peony. I felt for the young lad, and thought what my own sensations would have been if, in that place, my own uncle, Major Pendennis, had suddenly proposed to exert his lyrical powers.

The Colonel selected the ditty of »Wapping Old Stairs« (a ballad so sweet and touching that surely any English poet might be proud to be the father of it), and he sang this quaint and charming old song in an exceedingly pleasant voice, with flourishes and roulades in the old Incledon manner, which has pretty nearly passed away. The singer gave his heart and soul to the simple ballad, and delivered Molly's gentle appeal so pathetically that even the professional gentlemen hummed and buzzed a sincere applause, and some wags, who were inclined to jeer at the beginning of the performance, clinked their glasses and rapped their sticks with quite a respectful enthusiasm. When the song was over, Clive held up his head too; after the shock of the first verse, looked round with surprise and pleasure in his eyes; and we, I need not say, backed our friend, delighted to see him come out of his queer scrape so triumphantly. The Colonel bowed and smiled with very pleasant good nature at our plaudits. It was like Dr. Primrose preaching his sermon in the prison. There was something touching in the naïveté and kindness of the placid and simple gentleman.

Great Hoskins, placed on high, amidst the tuneful choir, was pleased to signify his approbation, and gave his guest's health in his usual dignified manner. »I am much obliged to you, sir,« says Mr. Hoskins; »the room ought to be much obliged to you. I drink your 'ealth and song, sir;« and he bowed to the Colonel politely over his glass of brandy-and-water, of which he absorbed a little in his customer's honour. »I have not heard that song,« he was kind enough to say, »better performed since Mr. Incledon sung it. He was a great singer, sir, and I may say, in the words of our immortal Shakespeare, that, take him for all in all, we shall not look upon his like again.«

The Colonel blushed in his turn, and turning round to his boy, with an arch smile, said, »I learnt it from Incledon. I used to slip out from Grey Friars to hear him, Heaven bless me, forty years ago; and I used to be flogged afterwards, and serve me right too. Lord! Lord! how the time passes!« He drank off his sherry-and-water, and fell back in his chair; we could see he was thinking about his youth – the golden time – the happy, the bright, the unforgotten. I was myself nearly two-and-twenty years of age at that period, and felt as old, as, ay, older than the Colonel.

Whilst he was singing his ballad, there had walked, or rather reeled, into the room, a gentleman in a military frock-coat and duck trousers of dubious hue, with whose name and person some of my readers are perhaps already acquainted. In fact, it was my friend Captain Costigan, in his usual condition at this hour of the night.

Holding on by various tables, the Captain had sidled up, without accident to himself or any of the jugs and glasses round about him, to the table where we sat, and had taken his place near the writer, his old acquaintance. He warbled the refrain of the Colonel's song, not inharmoniously; and saluted its pathetic conclusion with a subdued hiccup, and a plentiful effusion of tears. »Bedad, it is a beautiful song,« says he, »and many a time I heard poor Harry Incledon sing it.«

»He's a great character,« whispered that unlucky King of Corpus to his neighbour the Colonel; »was a Captain in the army. We call him the General. – Captain Costigan, will you take something to drink?«

»Bedad I will,« says the Captain, »and I'll sing ye a song tu.«

And having procured a glass of whisky-and-water from the passing waiter, the poor old man, settling his face into a horrid grin, and leering, as he was wont when he gave what he called one of his prime songs, began his music.

The unlucky wretch, who scarcely knew what he was doing or saying, selected one of the most outrageous performances of his répertoire, fired off a tipsy howl by way of overture, and away he went. At the end of the second verse the Colonel started up, clapping on his hat, seizing his stick, and looking as ferocious as though he had been going to do battle with a Pindaree.