His principles were out of date, but there
was a good deal to be said for his prejudices.
When Lord Henry entered the room, he found his uncle sitting in a rough
shooting-coat, smoking a cheroot and grumbling over The Times.
“Well, Harry,” said the old gentleman, “what brings you out
so early? I thought you dandies never got up till two, and were not visible
till five.”
“Pure family affection, I assure you, Uncle George. I want to get
something out of you.”
“Money, I suppose,” said Lord Fermor, making a wry face.
“Well, sit down and tell me all about it. Young people, nowadays, imagine
that money is everything.”
“Yes,” murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his
coat; “and when they grow older they know it. But I don’t want
money. It is only people who pay their bills who want that, Uncle George, and I
never pay mine. Credit is the capital of a younger son, and one lives
charmingly upon it. Besides, I always deal with Dartmoor’s tradesmen, and
consequently they never bother me. What I want is information: not useful
information, of course; useless information.”
“Well, I can tell you anything that is in an English Blue Book, Harry,
although those fellows nowadays write a lot of nonsense. When I was in the
Diplomatic, things were much better. But I hear they let them in now by
examination. What can you expect? Examinations, sir, are pure humbug from
beginning to end. If a man is a gentleman, he knows quite enough, and if he is
not a gentleman, whatever he knows is bad for him.”
“Mr. Dorian Gray does not belong to Blue Books, Uncle George,”
said Lord Henry languidly.
“Mr. Dorian Gray? Who is he?” asked Lord Fermor, knitting his
bushy white eyebrows.
“That is what I have come to learn, Uncle George. Or rather, I know
who he is. He is the last Lord Kelso’s grandson. His mother was a
Devereux, Lady Margaret Devereux. I want you to tell me about his mother. What
was she like? Whom did she marry? You have known nearly everybody in your time,
so you might have known her. I am very much interested in Mr. Gray at present.
I have only just met him.”
“Kelso’s grandson!” echoed the old gentleman.
“Kelso’s grandson! . . . Of course. . . . I
knew his mother intimately. I believe I was at her christening. She was an
extraordinarily beautiful girl, Margaret Devereux, and made all the men frantic
by running away with a penniless young fellow – a mere nobody, sir, a
subaltern in a foot regiment, or something of that kind. Certainly. I remember
the whole thing as if it happened yesterday. The poor chap was killed in a duel
at Spa a few months after the marriage. There was an ugly story about it.
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