You know the rules: six o'clock at latest. It is now twenty minutes past
seven. What excuse have you to make? What have you
been doing with yourself? Have you been in the Fields?"
"No,
Sir."
"Why not? You must have seen the Resolution of the
Sixth on the notice-board of the High School? You know what it promised any boy
who shirked rocker? 'A good sound thrashing with tuds before
the First Thirty.' I am afraid you will have a very bad time of it on
Monday, after Graham has sent up your name to the Room."
There
was a pause. Mr. Horbury looked quietly and lengthily at the boy, who stood
white and sick before him. He was a rather sallow, ugly lad of fifteen. There
was something of intelligence in his expression, and it was this glance that
Chesson, the Headmaster, had resented. His heart beat against his breast, his
breath came in gasps and the sweat of terror poured down his body. The master
gazed at him, and at last spoke again.
"But
what have you been doing? Where have you been all this time?"
"If
you please, Sir, I walked over to Selden Abbey."
"To Selden Abbey? Why, it's at least six miles away!
What on earth did you want to go to Selden Abbey for? Are you fond of old
stones?"
"If
you please, Sir, I wanted to see the Norman arches. There is a picture of them
in Parker's Glossary."
"Oh,
I see! You are a budding antiquarian, are you, Ambrose, with an interest in Norman arches—eh? I suppose we are to look forward
to the time when your researches will have made Lupton famous? Perhaps you
would like to lecture to the school on St. Paul's Cathedral? Pray, what are your views as
to the age of Stonehenge?"
The
wit was heavy enough, but the speaker's position gave a bitter sting to his
lash. Mr. Horbury saw that every cut had told, and, without prejudice to more
immediate and acuter pleasures, he resolved that such biting satire must have a
larger audience. Indeed, it was a long time before Ambrose Meyrick heard the
last of those wretched Norman arches. The method was absurdly easy.
"Openings" presented themselves every day. For example, if the boy
made a mistake in construing, the retort was obvious:
"Thank
you, Meyrick, for your most original ideas on the force of the aorist. Perhaps if you studied your Greek Grammar a little more and your
favourite Glossary of Architecture a
little less, it would be the better. Write out 'Aorist means indefinite'
five hundred times."
Or,
again, perhaps the Classic Orders were referred to. Mr. Horbury would begin to
instruct the form as to the difference between Ionic and Doric. The form
listened with poor imitation of interest. Suddenly the master would break off:
"I
beg your pardon. I was forgetting that we have a great architectural authority
amongst us. Be so kind as to instruct us, Meyrick. What does Parker say? Or
perhaps you have excogitated some theories of your own? I know you have an
original mind, from the extraordinary quantities of your last copy of verse. By
the way, I must ask you to write out 'The e
in venio is short' five hundred
times. I am sorry to interfere with your more important architectural studies,
but I am afraid there is no help for it."
And
so on; while the form howled with amusement.
But
Mr. Horbury kept these gems for future and public use. For the moment he had
more exciting work on hand. He burst out suddenly:
"The
fact is, Ambrose Meyrick, you're a miserable little humbug! You haven't the
honesty to say, fair and square, that you funked rocker and went loafing about
the country, looking for any mischief you could lay your hands on. Instead of
that you make up this cock-and-bull story of Selden Abbey and Norman arches—as
if any boy in his senses ever knew or cared twopence about such things! I hope
you haven't been spending the afternoon in some low public-house? There, don't
speak! I don't want to hear any more lies.
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