I knew I should not
properly grasp the solid truth of my wonderful good luck till my
physical needs were satisfied, and I was, so to speak, once more in
a naturally balanced bodily condition. At present my brain was in a
whirl,—my thoughts were all dim and disconnected,—and I appeared to
myself to be in some whimsical dream from which I should wake up
directly. The carriage rolled on rubber-tyred wheels and made no
noise as it went,—one could only hear the even rapid trot of the
horses. By-and-by I saw in the semi-darkness my new friend's
brilliant dark eyes fixed upon me with a curiously intent
expression.
"Do you not feel the world
already at your feet?" he queried half playfully, half ironically—"
Like a football, waiting to be kicked? It is such an absurd world,
you know —so easily moved. Wise men in all ages have done their
best to make it less ridiculous,—with no result, inasmuch as it
continues to prefer folly to wisdom. A football, or let us say a
shuttlecock among worlds, ready to be tossed up anyhow and
anywhere, provided the battledore be of gold !''
"You speak a trifle
bitterly, prince"—I said—"But no doubt you have had a wide
experience among men ?''
"I have," he returned with
emphasis—" My kingdom is a vast one."
"You are a ruling power
then?" I exclaimed with some astonishment—"Yours is not a title of
honour only?"
"Oh, as your rules of
aristocracy go, it is a mere title of honour"—he
replied quickly—"When I say that my kingdom is a vast one, I mean
that I rule wherever men obey the influence of wealth. From this
point of view, am I wrong in calling my kingdom vast ?—is it
not almost boundless?"
"I perceive you area
cynic,"—I said—"Yet surely you :
believe that there are some things wealth cannot buy,—honour and
virtue for example ?''
He surveyed me with a
whimsical smile.
"I suppose
honour and virtue do exist—" he answered— "And
when they are existent of course they cannot be bought. But my
experience has taught me that I can always buy everything. The
sentiments called honour and virtue by the majority of men are the
most shifty things imaginable,—set sufficient cash down, and they
become bribery and corruption in the twinkling of an eye!
Curious—very curious. I confess I found a case of unpurchaseable
integrity once, but only once. I may find it again, though I
consider the chance a very doubtful one. Now to revert to myself,
pray do not imagine I am playing the humbug with you or passing
myself off under a bogus title. I am
a bona-fide prince, believe me, and of such
descent as none of your oldest families can boast,—but my dominions
are long since broken up and my former subjects dispersed among all
nations,—anarchy, nihilism, disruption and political troubles
generally, compel me to be rather reticent concerning my affairs.
Money I fortunately have in plenty,—and with that I pave my way.
Some day when we are better acquainted, you shall know more of my
private history. I have various other names and titles besides that
on my card—but I keep to the simplest of them, because most people
are such bunglers at the pronunciation of foreign names. My
intimate friends generally drop my title and call me Lucio
simply."
"That is your Christian
name—?" I began.
"Not at all—I have no '
Christian' name,"—he interrupted swiftly and with anger—" There is
no such thing as ' Christian' in my composition!"
He spoke with such
impatience that for a moment I was at a loss for a reply. At
last—
"Indeed!" I murmured
vaguely.
He burst out laughing.
"'Indeed!' That is all you
can find to say! Indeed and
again indeed, the word
'Christian' vexes me. There is no such being
alive. You are not a Christian,—no one is
really,—people pretend to be,—and in so damnable an act of feigning
are more blasphemous than any fallen fiend! Now I make no pretences
of the kind,—I have only one faith—"
"And that is?" —
"A profound and awful one!"
he said in thrilling tones— "And the worst of it is that it is
true,—as true as the workings of the Universe. But of that
hereafter,—it will do to talk of when we feel low-spirited and wish
to converse of things grim and ghastly,—at present here we are at
our destination, and the chief consideration of our lives, (it is
the chief consideration of most men's lives) must be the excellence
or non-excellence of our food."
The carriage stopped and we
descended. At first sight of the black horses and silver trappings,
the porter of the hotel and two or three other servants rushed out
to attend upon us, but the prince passed into the hall without
noticing any of them, and addressed himself to a sober-looking
individual in black, his own private valet, who came forward to
meet him with a profound salutation. I murmured something about
wishing to engage a room for myself in the hotel.
"Oh, my man will see to
that for you"—he said lightly— "The house is not full,—at anyrate
all the best rooms are not taken; and of course you want one of the
best."
A staring waiter, who up
to that moment had been noting my shabby clothes with that peculiar
air of contempt commonly displayed by insolent menials to those
whom they imagine are poor, overheard these words, and suddenly
changing the derisive expression of his foxy face, bowed
obsequiously as I passed. A thrill of disgust ran through me,
mingled with a certain angry triumph,—the hypocritical reflex of
this low fellow's countenance, was, I knew, a true epitome of what
I should find similarly reflected in the manner and attitude of all
'polite' society. For there the estimate of worth is no higher than a common
servant's estimate, and is taken solely from the money standard;—if
you are poor and dress shabbily you are thrust aside and
ignored,—but if you are rich, you may wear shabby clothes as much
as you like, you are still courted and flattered and invited
everywhere, though you may be the greatest fool alive or the worst
blackguard unhung. With vague thoughts such as these flitting over
my mind, I followed my host to his rooms. He occupied nearly a
whole wing of the hotel, having a large drawing-room, dining-room
and study en suite, fitted up in the most
luxurious manner, besides bedroom, bathroom, and dressing-room,
with other rooms adjoining, for his valet and two extra personal
attendants. The table was laid for supper, and glittered with the
costliest glass, silver and china, being furthermore adorned by
baskets of the most exquisite fruit and flowers, and in a few
moments we were seated. The prince's valet acted as head-waiter,
and I noticed that now this man's face, seen in the full light of
the electric lamps, seemed very dark and unpleasant, even sinister
in expression,—but in the performance of his duties he was
unexceptionable, being quick, attentive, and deferential, so much
so that I inwardly reproached myself for taking an instinctive
dislike to him. His name was Amiel, and I found myself
involuntarily watching his movements, they were so noiseless,—his
very step suggesting the stealthy gliding of a cat or a tiger. He
was assisted in his work by the two other attendants who served as
his Jubordinates, and who were equally active and well-trained,—
and presently I found myself enjoying the choicest meal I had
tasted for many and many a long day, flavoured with such wine as
connoisseurs might be apt to dream of, but never succeed in
finding. I began to feel perfectly at my ease, and talked with
freedom and confidence, the strong attraction I had for my new
friend deepening with every moment I passed in his company.
"Will you continue your
literary career now you have this little fortune left you?" he
inquired, when at the close of supper Amiel set the choicest cognac
and cigars before us and respectfully withdrew—" Do you think you
will care to go on with it?"
"Certainly I shall,"—I
replied—" if only for the fun of the thing. You see, with money I
can force my name into notice whether the public like it or not.
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