"'Why, what
on earth!' said mother. 'Where did you come from, Uncle Bill?'--she
called him Uncle Bill, you know.
'Oh, I
came from Libya Hill,' says he. 'Yes, but how did you get here?' she
says--asks him, you know. 'Oh, I walked it,' he says. 'Why, you know
you didn't!' mother says, 'And where's your hat and coat?' she says.
'Oh, I reckon I came without 'em,' he says, 'I was out workin' in my
garden and I just took a notion that I'd come to see you all, so I
didn't stop to get my hat or coat,' he said, 'I just came on!' And
that's just exactly what he'd done, sir," she said with a
deliberate emphasis.
"He just took
the notion that he'd like to see us all, and he lit right out,
without stoppin' to say hello or howdy-do to anybody!"
She paused for a moment, reflecting. Then,
nodding her head slightly, in confirmation, she concluded: "But
that was Bill Joyner for you! That's just the kind of feller that he
was."
"So he was there that
day?" said George.
"Yes, sir.
He was right there standin' next to father. Father was a Major, you
know," she said, with a strong note of pride in her voice, "but
he was home on leave at the time the war ended. Why yes! he came home
every now and then all through the war. Bein' a Major, I guess he
could get off more than the common soldiers," she said proudly.
"So he was there, with old Bill Joyner standin' right beside
him. Bill, of course--he'd come because he wanted to see Rance, and
he knew he'd be comin' back with all the rest of them. Of course,
child," she said, shaking her head slightly, "none of us
had seen your great-uncle Rance since the beginning of the war. He
had enlisted at the very start, you know, when war was declared, and
he'd been away the whole four years. And oh! they told it, you know,
they told it!" she half-muttered, shaking her head slightly with
a boding kind of deprecation, "what he'd been through--the
things he'd had to do- whew-w!" she said suddenly with an
expostulation of disgust--"Why, the time they took him prisoner,
you know, and he escaped, and had to do his travelin' by night,
sleepin' in barns or hidin' away somewheres in the woods all day, I
reckon--and that was the time--whew-w!-
'Go
away,' I said, 'it makes me shudder when I think of it!'--why that he
found that old dead mule they'd left there in the road--and cut him
off a steak and eaten it--'And the best meat,' says, 'I ever
tasted!'-
Now that will give you some
idea of how hungry he must have been!
"Well,
of course, we'd heard these stories, and none of us had seen him
since he went away, so we were all curious to know. Well, here they
came, you know, marchin' along on that old river road, and you could
hear all the people cheerin', and the men a-shoutin' and the women
folks a-cryin', and here comes Bob Patten. Well then, of course we
all began to ask him about Rance, said, 'Where is he? Is he here?'
"'Oh, yes, he's here, all right,' said
Bob, 'He'll be along in a minute now. You'll see him--and if you
don't see him'"--suddenly she began to laugh--"'if you
don't see him,' says Bob, 'why, by God, you'll smell him!' That's
just the way he put it, you know, came right out with it, and of
course, they had to laugh.... But, child, child!" with strong
distaste she shook her head slightly--"That awful--oh! that
awful, awful, odor! Poor feller! I don't reckon he could help it! But
he al ways had it.... Now he was clean enough!" she cried out
with a strong emphasis, "Rance always kept himself as clean as
anyone you ever saw. And a good, clean-livin' man, as well," she
said. "Never touched a drop of licker in all his life," she
said decisively, "No, sir- neither him nor father.--Oh father!
father!" she cried proudly, "Why father wouldn't let anyone
come near him with the smell of licker on his breath! And let me tell
you something!" she said solemnly, "If he had known that
your papa drank, he'd never have let your mother marry him!--Oh! he
wouldn't have let him enter his house, you know -he would have
considered it a disgrace for any member of his family to associate
with anyone who drank!" she proudly said. "And Rance was
the same--he couldn't endure the sight or taste of it--but oh!"
she gasped, "that awful, awful odor--that old, rank body-smell
that nothing could take out!--awful, awful," she whispered. Then
for a moment she stitched silently. "And of course," she
said, "that's what they say about him--that's what they called
him-----"
"What, Aunt Maw?"
"Why," she said--and here she paused
again, shaking her head in a movement of strong deprecation, "to
think of it!--to think, they'd have no more decency or reverence than
to give a man a name like that! But, then, you know what soldiers
are--I reckon they're a pretty rough, coarse-talkin' lot, and of
course they told it on him--that was the name they gave him, the one
they called him by."
"What?"
She looked at him quietly for a moment with a
serious face, then laughed.
"Stinkin'
Jesus," she said shyly. "Whew-w!" she gently shrieked.
"'Oh, you know they wouldn't say a thing
like that!' I cried--but that was it, all right. To think of it!...
And of course, poor fellow, he knew it, he recognized it, says, 'I'd
do anything in the world if I could only get rid of it,' says, 'I
reckon it's a cross the Lord has given me to bear.'... But there it
was--that--old--rank--thing!--Oh, awful, awful!" she whispered,
peering downward at the needle. "And say! yes! Didn't he tell us
all that day when he came back that the Day of Judgment was already
here upon us?--Oh! said Appomattox Court house marked the comin' of
the Lord and Armageddon--and for us all to get ready for great
changes! And, yes! don't I remember that old linen chart--or map, I
reckon you might call it--that he kept strung around his neck, all
rolled up in a ball, and hangin' from a string? It proved, you know,
by all the facts and figures in the Bible that the world was due to
end in 1865.... And there he was, you know, marchin' along the road
with all the rest of them, with that old thing a-hangin' round his
neck, the day they all came back from the war."
She
stitched quietly with deft, strong fingers for a moment, and then,
shaking her head, said sadly: "Poor Rance! But I tell you what!
He was certainly a good man," she said.
Rance
Joyner had been the youngest of all old Bill Joyner's children.
Rance was a good twelve years the junior of
Lafayette, George Webber's grandfather. Between them had been born
two other brothers-
John, killed at the
battle of Shiloh, and Sam. The record of Rance Joyner's boyhood, as
it had survived by tongue, by hearsay, which was the only record
these men had, was bare enough in its anatomy, but probably fully
accurate.
"Well, now I tell you
how it was," Aunt Maw said.
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