‘Since you won’t yield to
persuasion, we’ll try what force can do. I feared it would come to this all
along. You’ve often asked us three to come and stay with you, Toad, in this
handsome house of yours; well, now we’re going to. When we’ve converted you to
a proper point of view we may quit, but not before. Take him upstairs, you two,
and lock him up in his bedroom, while we arrange matters between ourselves.’
‘It’s for your
own good, Toady, you know,’ said the Rat kindly, as Toad, kicking and
struggling, was hauled up the stairs by his two faithful friends. ‘Think what
fun we shall all have together, just as we used to, when you’ve quite got over
this — this painful attack of yours!’

‘We’ll take
great care of everything for you till you’re well, Toad,’ said the Mole; ‘and
we’ll see your money isn’t wasted, as it has been.’
‘No more of
those regrettable incidents with the police, Toad,’ said the Rat, as they
thrust him into his bedroom.
‘And no more
weeks in hospital, being ordered about by female nurses, Toad,’ added the Mole,
turning the key on him.
They descended
the stair, Toad shouting abuse at them through the keyhole; and the three
friends then met in conference on the situation.
‘It’s going to
be a tedious business,’ said the Badger, sighing. ‘I’ve never seen Toad so
determined. However, we will see it out. He must never be left an instant
unguarded. We shall have to take it in turns to be with him, till the poison
has worked itself out of his system.’
They arranged
watches accordingly. Each animal took it in turns to sleep in Toad’s room at
night, and they divided the day up between them. At first Toad was undoubtedly
very trying to his careful guardians. When his violent paroxysms possessed him
he would arrange bedroom chairs in rude resemblance of a motor-car and would
crouch on the foremost of them, bent forward and staring fixedly ahead, making
uncouth and ghastly noises, till the climax was reached, when, turning a
complete somersault, he would lie prostrate amidst the ruins of the chairs,
apparently completely satisfied for the moment. As time passed, however, these
painful seizures grew gradually less frequent, and his friends strove to divert
his mind into fresh channels. But his interest in other matters did not seem to
revive, and he grew apparently languid and depressed.
One fine
morning the Rat, whose turn it was to go on duty, went upstairs to relieve
Badger, whom he found fidgeting to be off and stretch his legs in a long ramble
round his wood and down his earths and burrows. ‘Toad’s still in bed,’ he told
the Rat, outside the door. ‘Can’t get much out of him, except, “O leave him
alone, he wants nothing, perhaps he’ll be better presently, it may pass off in
time, don’t be unduly anxious,” and so on. Now, you look out, Rat! When Toad’s
quiet and submissive and playing at being the hero of a Sunday-school prize,
then he’s at his artfullest. There’s sure to be something up. I know him. Well,
now, I must be off.’
‘How are you
to-day, old chap?’ inquired the Rat cheerfully, as he approached Toad’s
bedside.
He had to wait
some minutes for an answer. At last a feeble voice replied, ‘Thank you so much,
dear Ratty! So good of you to inquire! But first tell me how you are yourself,
and the excellent Mole?’
‘O, we’re
all right,’ replied the Rat. ‘Mole,’ he added incautiously, ‘is going out for a
run round with Badger. They’ll be out till luncheon time, so you and I will
spend a pleasant morning together, and I’ll do my best to amuse you. Now jump
up, there’s a good fellow, and don’t lie moping there on a fine morning like
this!’
‘Dear, kind
Rat,’ murmured Toad, ‘how little you realise my condition, and how very far I
am from “jumping up” now — if ever! But do not trouble about me. I hate being a
burden to my friends, and I do not expect to be one much longer. Indeed, I
almost hope not.’
‘Well, I hope
not, too,’ said the Rat heartily. ‘You’ve been a fine bother to us all this
time, and I’m glad to hear it’s going to stop. And in weather like this, and
the boating season just beginning! It’s too bad of you, Toad! It isn’t the
trouble we mind, but you’re making us miss such an awful lot.’
‘I’m afraid it
is the trouble you mind, though,’ replied the Toad languidly. ‘I can
quite understand it.
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