I must take care of thee Child,
(takes hold of her, and pulls out of his Pocket a Key) I
shall make bold to secure thee, my Dear: I'll see if Locks
and Bars can keep thee till Guzman comes; go, get you
into your Chamber.
There I'll your boasted Resolution try,
And see who'll get the better, you or I.
[Pushes her in, and locks the Door.
SCENE, a Room in Don Pedro's House.
Enter Donna Violante reading a Letter, and Flora
following.
Flora. What, must that Letter be read again?
Vio. Yes, and again, and again, and again,
a thousand Times again; a Letter from a faithful Lover
can ne'er be read too often; it speaks such kind, such soft,
such tender Things— (Kisses it.)
Flo. But always the same Language.
Vio. It does not charm the less for that.
Flo. In my Opinion nothing charms that does not
change; and any Composition of the four and twenty Letters,
after the first Essay, from the same Hand, must be
dull, except a Bank Note, or a Bill of Exchange.
Vio. Thy Taste is my Aversion—(Reads)
My all that's
charming, since Life's not Life exil'd from thee, this Night
shall bring me to thy Arms. Frederick and thee are all I
trust: These six Weeks Absence has been in Love's Accompt
six hundred Years; when it is dark, expect the
wonted Signal at thy Window, till when, adieu, thine
more than his own.
Felix.
Flo. Who wou'd not have said as much to a Lady of
her Beauty, and twenty thousand Pounds.—Were I a
Man, methinks I could have said a hundred finer Things;
I wou'd have compar'd your Eyes to the Stars, your Teeth
to Ivory, your Lips to Coral, your Neck to Alabaster,
your Shape to—
Vio. No more of your Bombast, Truth is the best Eloquence
in a Lover.—What Proof remains ungiven of his
Love? When his Father threatned to disinherit him, for
refuting Don Antonio's Sister, from whence sprung this unhappy
Quarrel, did it shake his Love for me? And now,
tho' strict Enquiry runs thro' every Place, with large Rewards
to apprehend him, does he not venture all for me?
Flo. But you know, Madam, your Father Don Pedro
designs you for a Nun, and says your Grandfather left you
your Fortune upon that Condition.
Vio. Not without my Approbation, Girl, when I come
to one and Twenty, as I am inform'd. But however, I
shall run the Risk of that; go call in Lissardo.
Flo. Yes, Madam; now for a Thousand Verbal Questions.
[Exit, and enter with Lissardo.
Vio. Well, and how do you do, Lissardo?
Liss. Ah, very weary, Madam—Faith thou look'st wondrous
pretty, Flora. (Aside to Flora.)
Vio. How came you?
Liss. En Cavalier, Madam, upon a Hackney-Jade,
which they told me formerly belong'd to an English Colonel.
But I should have rather thought she had been
bred a good Roman Catholick all her Life-time; for she
down on her Knees to every Stock and Stone we came
along by. My Chaps waters for a Kiss, they do, Flora.
(Aside to Flora.)
Flo. You'd make one believe you are wondrous fond,
now.
Vio. Where did you leave your Master?
Liss. Od, if I had you alone House-Wife, I'd show you
how fond I cou'd be—(Aside to Flora) At a little Farm-House,
Madam, about five Miles off; he'll be at Don
Frederick's, in the Evening—Od, I will so revenge myself
of those Lips of thine. (to Flora.)
Vio. Is he in Health?
Flo. Oh, you counterfeit wondrous well. (to Liss.)
Liss. No, every Body knows I counterfeit very ill. (to Flora.)
Vio. How say you? Is Felix ill? What's his Distemper?
Ha!
Liss. A pies on't, I hate to be interrupted—Love,
Madam, Love—In short, Madam, I believe he has
thought of nothing but your Ladyship ever since he left
Lisbon. I am sure he cou'd not, if I may judge of his
Heart by my own.
[Looking lovingly upon Flora.
Vio. How came you so well acquainted with your
Master's Thoughts, Lissardo?
Liss. By an infallible Rule, Madam; Words are the
Pictures of the Mind, you know; now to prove he thinks
of nothing but you, he talks of nothing but you—for
Example, Madam, coming from shooting t'other Day,
with a Brace of Partridges, Lissardo, said he, go bid the
Cook roast me these Violante's—I flew into the Kitchin,
full of Thoughts of thee, cry'd, here Cook, roast me these
Florella's. (to Flora.)
Flo. Ha, ha, excellent—You mimick your Master
then it seems.
Liss. I can do every Thing as well as my Master, you
little Rogue:—Another Time, Madam, the Priest came
to make him a Visit, he call'd out hastily, Lissardo, said
he, bring a Violante for my Father to sit down on;—then
he often mistook my Name, Madam, and call'd me
Violante; in short, I heard it so often, that it became as
familiar to me as my Prayers.
Vio. You liv'd very merrily then it seems.
Liss. Oh, exceeding merry, Madam.
[Kisses Flora's Hand.
Vio. Ha! exceeding merry; had you Treats and Balls?
Liss. Oh! Yes, yes, Madam, several.
Flo. You are mad, Lissardo, you don't mind what my
Lady says to you. (Aside to Lissardo.)
Vio. Ha! Balls—Is he so merry in my Absence?
And did your Master dance, Lissardo?
Liss. Dance Madam! Where Madam?
Vio. Why, at those Balls you speak of.
Liss. Balls! What Balls Madam?
Vio. Why, sure you are in Love, Lissardo; did not you
say, but now, you had Balls where you have been?
Liss. Balls, Madam! Od'slife, I ask your Pardon, Madam!
I, I, I, had mislaid some Wash-Balls of my Master's
t'other day; and because I could not think where I had
laid them, just when he ask'd for them, he very fairly broke
my Head, Madam, and now it seems I can think of nothing
else. Alas! He dance, Madam! No, no, poor
Gentleman, he is as melancholy as an unbrac'd Drum.
Vio. Poor Felix! There, wear that Ring for your Master's
Sake, and let him know, I shall be ready to receive
him.
[Exit Vio.
Liss. I shall Madam—(puts on the Ring) methinks a
Diamond Ring is a vast Addition to the little Finger of a
Gentleman. (admiring his Hand.)
Flo. That Ring must be mine—Well Lissardo! What
Haste you make to pay off Arrears now? Look how the
Fellow stands!
Liss. Egad, methinks I have a very pretty Hand—and
very white—and the Shape!—Faith, I never
minded it so much before!—In my Opinion it is a very
fine shap'd Hand—and becomes a Diamond Ring, as
well as the first Grandee's in Portugal.
Flo. The Man's transported! Is this your Love! This
your Impatience!
Liss. (Takes Snuff.) Now in my Mind—I take Snuff
with a very Jantee Air—Well, I am persuaded I want
nothing but a Coach, and a Title, to make me a very fine
Gentleman. (Struts about.)
Flo. Sweet Mr. Lissardo, (curtesying) if I may presume
to speak to you, without affronting your little Finger.—
Liss. Odso Madam, I ask your Pardon—Is it to me,
or to the Ring—you direct your Discourse, Madam?
Flo. Madam! Good lack! How much a Diamond
Ring improves one!
Liss. Why, tho' I say it—I can carry myself as well
as any Body—But what wer't thou going to say Child?
Flor. Why I was going to say, that I fancy you had
best let me keep that Ring; it will be a very pretty Wedding-Ring,
Lissardo, would it not?
Liss. Humph! Ah! But—but—but—I believe
I shan't marry yet a while.
Flo. You shan't you say—Very well! I suppose you
design that Ring for Inis.
Liss. No, no, I never bribe an old Acquaintance—Perhaps
I might let it sparkle in the Eyes of a Stranger a
little, till we come to a right Understanding—But then
like all other mortal Things, it would return from whence
it came.
Flor. Insolent—Is that your Manner of dealing?
Liss. With all but thee—Kiss me, you little Rogue
you. (Hugging her.)
Flor. Little Rogue! Prithee Fellow, don't be so familiar,
(pushing him away) if I mayn't keep your Ring, I can
keep my Kisses.
Liss. You can, you say! Spoke with the Air of a Chamber-maid.
Flor. Reply'd with the Spirit of a serving Man.
Liss. Prithee, Flora, don't let you and I fall out, I am
in a merry Humour, and shall certainly fall in somewhere.
Flor. What care I, where you fall in.
Enter Violante.
Vio. Why do you keep Lissardo so long, Flora? When
you don't know how soon my Father may awake, his Afternoon
Naps are never long.
Flor. Had Don Felix been with her, she wou'd not
have thought the Time long; these Ladies consider no
Body's Wants but their own. (Aside.)
Vio. Go, go, let him out, and bring a Candle.
Liss. I fly, Madam.
[Exit Liss. and Flora.
Vio. The Day draws in, and Night,—the Lover's
Friend—advances. Night more welcome than the Sun
to me, because it brings my Love.
Flor. (Shrieks within) Ah Thieves, Thieves! Murder,
Murder!
Vio. (Shrieks) Ah! defend me Heaven! What do I
hear? Felix is certainly pursu'd, and will be taken.
Enter Flora running.
Vio. How now! Why dost stare so? Answer me quickly!
What's the Matter?
Flo. Oh Madam! as I was letting out Lissardo, a Gentleman
rushed between him and I, struck down my Candle,
and is bringing a dead Person in his Arms into our
House.
Vio. Ha! a dead Person! Heaven grant it do's not
prove my Felix.
Flor. Here they are, Madam.
Enter Colonel with Isabella in his Arms.
Vio. I'll retire till you discover the Meaning of the Accident.
[Exit.
Col. (Sets Isabella down in the Chair, and addresses
himself to Flora.)
Madam. The Necessity this Lady was under, of being
convey'd into some House with Speed and Secrecy, will I
hope excuse any Indecency I might be guilty of, in pressing
so rudely into this—I am an entire Stranger to her
Name and Circumstances; wou'd I were so to her Beauty
too. (Aside) I commit her Madam, to your Care, and
fly to make her Retreat secure, if the Streets be clear;
permit me to return and learn from her own Mouth, if I
can be farther serviceable; pray Madam, how is the Lady
of this House call'd?
Flor. Violante, Senior—He is a handsome Cavalier,
and promises well. (Aside.)
Col. Are you she, Madam?
Flor. Only her Woman, Senior.
Col. Your humble Servant, Mrs. Pray be careful of the
Lady—(gives her two Moydores.)
[Exit Col.
Flor. Two Moydores! Well he is a generous Fellow.
This is the only Way to make one careful; I find all Countries
understand the Constitution of a Chamber-maid.
Enter Violante.
Vio. Was you distracted Flora? To tell my Name to a
Man you never saw! Unthinking Wench! Who knows
what this may turn to—What, is the Lady dead! Ah! defend
me Heaven, 'tis Isabella, Sister to my Felix, what
has befal'n her? Pray Heaven he's safe—Run and fetch
some cold Water, (Exit Flora, and enters with Water)
Isabella, Friend, speak to me, Oh! speak to me, or I
shall die with Apprehension.
Flor. See, she revives.
Isab. Oh! hold, my dearest Father, do not force me,
indeed I cannot love him.
Vio. How wild she talks.—
Isab. Ha! where am I?
Vio. With one as sensible of thy Pain as thou thyself
canst be.
Isab. Violante! What kind Star preserv'd, and lodg'd
me here?
Flor. It was a Terrestrial Star call'd a Man, Madam;
pray Jupiter he proves a lucky one.
Isab. Oh! I remember now, forgive me dear Violante,
my Thoughts ran so much upon the Danger I escap'd, I
had forgot.
Vio. May I not know your Story?
Isab. Thou art no Stranger to one part of it; I have
often told thee that my Father design'd to sacrifice me to
the arms of Don Guzman, who it seems is just return'd
from Holland, and expected ashore to-morrow, the Day
that he has set to celebrate our Nuptials; upon my refusing
to obey him, he lock'd me into my Chamber, vowing
to keep me there till he arriv'd, and force me to consent.
I know my Father to be positive, never to be won
from his Design; and having no hope left me, to escape
the Marriage, I leap'd from the Window, into the Street.
Vio. You have not hurt yourself I hope.
Isab. No, a Gentleman passing by, by Accident caught
me in his Arms; at first my Fright made me apprehend
it was my Father, till he assur'd me to the contrary.
Flor. He is a very fine Gentleman I promise you, Madam,
and a well bred Man I warrant him. I think I
never saw a Grandee put his Hand into his Pocket with a
better Air in my whole Life Time; then he open'd his
Purse with such a Grace, that nothing but his Manner of
presenting me the Gold could equal.
Vio. There is but one common Road to the Heart of a
Servant, and 'tis impossible for a generous Person to mistake
it.—But how came you hither Isabella?
Isab. I know not, I desir'd the Stranger to convey me
to the next Monastery, but e'er I reach'd thy Door, I saw,
or fancy'd that I saw, Lissardo, my Brother's Man, and
the Thought that his Master might not be far off, flung
me into a Swoon, which is all that I remember: Ha!
What's here (takes up a Letter) For Colonel Britton, to be
left at the Post-House in Lisbon; this must be drop'd by
the Stranger which brought me hither.
Vio. Thou art fallen into the Hands of a Soldier, take
care he does not lay thee under Contribution, Girl.
Isab. I find he is a Gentleman; and if he be but unmarried
I cou'd be content to follow him all the World
over.—But I shall never see him more I fear. (Sighs and Pauses.)
Vio. What makes you sigh, Isabella?
Isab. The fear of falling into my Father's Clutches
again.
Vio. Can I be serviceable to you?
Isab. Yes, if you'll conceal me two or three Days.
Vio. You command my House and Secrecy.
Isab. I thank you Violante,—I wish you wou'd oblige
me with Mrs. Flora a while.
Vio. I'll send for her to you—I must watch if Dad be
still asleep, or here will be no room for Felix.
[Exit.
Isab. Well, I don't know what ails me, but methinks I
wish I cou'd find this Stranger out.
Enter Flora.
Flor. Does your Ladyship want me, Madam?
Isab. Ay, Mrs.
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