You would act a love-scene, I believe; but I shall
prevent you; for I intend to dispose of myself before my daughter.
Luck. Dispose of yourself!
Money. Yes, sir, dispose of myself. 'Tis very well known that I
have had very good offers since my last dear husband died. I might
have had an attorney of New Inn, or Mr Fillpot, the exciseman; yes, I
had my choice of two parsons, or a doctor of physick; and yet I
slighted them all; yes, I slighted them for—for—for you.
Luck. For me?
Money. Yes, you have seen too visible marks of my passion; too
visible for my reputation. [Sobbing.
Luck. I have heard very loud tokens of your passion; but I
rather took it for the passion of anger than of love.
Money. Oh! it was love, indeed. Nothing but love, upon my
soul!
Luck. The devil! This way of dunning is worse than the other.
Money. If thou can'st not pay me in money, let me have it in
love. If I break through the modesty of my sex let my passion excuse
it. I know the world will call it an impudent action; but if you will
let me reserve all I have to myself, I will make myself yours for
ever.
Luck. Toll, loll, loll!
Money. And is this the manner you receive my declaration, you
poor beggarly fellow? You shall repent this; remember, you shall
repent it; remember that. I'll shew you the revenge of an injured
woman.
Luck. I shall never repent anything that rids me of you, I am
sure.
SCENE III.—LUCKLESS, HARRIOT.
Luck. Dear Harriot!
Har. I have waited an opportunity to return to you.
Luck. Oh! my dear, I am so sick!
Har. What's the matter?
Luck. Oh! your mother! your mother!
Har. What, has she been scolding ever since?
Luck. Worse, worse!
Har. Heaven forbid she should threaten to go to law with you.
Luck. Oh, worse! worse! she threatens to go to church with
me. She has made me a generous offer, that if I will but marry her she
will suffer me to settle all she has upon her.
Har. Generous creature! Sure you will not resist the proposal?
Luck.
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