James’s sends thee veal.

Thames-street gives cheeses; Covent-garden fruits;
Moor-fields old books; and Monmouth-street old suits.
Hence may’st thou well supply the wants of life,
Support thy family, and clothe thy wife.
      Volumes, on shelter’d stalls, expanded lie,
And various science lures the learned eye;
The bending shelves with pond’rous scholiasts groan,
And deep divines to modern shops unknown:
Here, like a bee that on industrious wing,
Collects the various odours of the spring,
Walkers, at leisure, learning’s flow’rs may spoil,
Nor watch the wasting of the midnight oil,
May morals snatch’d from Plutarch’s tatter’d page,
A mildew’d Bacon, or Stagyra’s sage.
Here saunt’ring ’prentices o’er Otway weep,
O’er Congreve smile, or over d—— sleep;
Pleas’d sempstresses the Lock’s fam’d rape unfold,
And Squirts** read Garth, ’till apozems grow cold.
      O Lintott, let my labours obvious lie,
Rang’d on thy stall, for ev’ry curious eye;
So shall the poor these precepts gratis know,
And to my verse their future safeties owe.
      What walker shall his mean ambition fix,
On the false lustre of a coach and six?
Let the vain virgin, lur’d by glaring show,
Sigh for the liv’rys of th’embroider’d beau.
      See, yon’ bright chariot on its harness swing,
With Flanders mares, and on an arched spring,
That wretch, to gain an equipage and place,
Betray’d his sister to a lewd embrace.
This coach, that with the blazon’d ’scutcheon glows,
Vain of his unknown race the coxcomb shows.
Here the brib’d lawyer, sunk in velvet, sleeps;
The starving orphan, as he passes, weeps;
There flames a fool, begirt with tinselled slaves,
Who wastes the wealth of a whole race of knaves.
That other, with a clustering train behind,
Owes his new honours to a sordid mind.
This next in court-fidelity excels,
The publick rifles, and his country sells.
May the proud chariot never be my fate,
If purchas’d at so mean, so dear a rate;
O rather give me sweet content on foot,
Wrapt in my vertue, and a good surtout!

Book III

OF WALKING THE STREETS BY NIGHT.
O Trivia, goddess, leave these low abodes,
And traverse o’er the wide ethereal roads,
Celestial queen, put on thy robes of light,
Now Cynthia nam’d, fair regent of the night.
At sight of thee, the villain sheaths his sword,
Nor scales the wall, to steal the wealthy hoard.
Oh! may thy silver lamp in Heav’n’s high bow’r
Direct my footsteps in the midnight hour.
The evening.       When night first bids the twinkling stars appear,
Or with her cloudy vest inwraps the air,
Then swarms the busy street; with caution tread,
Where the shop-windows falling threat thy head;
Now lab’rers home return, and join their strength
To bear the tott’ring plank, or ladder’s length;
Still fix thy eyes intent upon the throng,
And as the passes open, wind along.
Of the pass of St. Clements.       Where the fair columns of St. Clement stand,
Whose straiten’d bounds encroach upon the Strand;
Where the low penthouse bows the walker’s head,
And the rough pavement wounds the yielding tread;
Where not a post protects the narrow space,
And strung in twines, combs dangle in thy face;
Summon at once thy courage, rouse thy care,
Stand firm, look back, be resolute, beware.
Forth issuing from steep lanes, the collier’s steeds
Drag the black load; another cart succeeds,
Team follows team, crouds heap’d on crouds appear,
And wait impatient, ’till the road grow clear.
Now all the pavement sounds with trampling feet,
And the mixt hurry barricades the street.
Entangled here, the waggon’s lengthen’d team
Crack the tough harness; here a pond’rous beam
Lies over-turn’d athwart; for slaughter fed,
Here lowing bullocks raise their horned head.
Now oaths grow loud, with coaches coaches jar,
And the smart blow provokes the sturdy war;
From the high box they whirl the thong around,
And with the twining lash their shins resound:
Their rage ferments, more dang’rous wounds they try,
And the blood gushes down their painful eye.
And now on foot the frowning warriors light,
And with their pond’rous fists renew the fight;
Blow answers blow, their cheeks are ’smear’d with blood,
’Till down they fall, and grappling roll in mud.
So when two boars, in wild ytene** bred,
Or on Westphalia’s fatt’ning chestnuts fed,
Gnash their sharp tusks, and rous’d with equal fire,
Dispute the reign of some luxurious mire;
In the black flood they wallow o’er and o’er,
’Till their arm’d jaws distill with foam and gore.
Of pick-pockets.       Where the mob gathers, swiftly shoot along,
Nor idly mingle in the noisy throng.
Lur’d by the silver hilt, amid the swarm,
The subtil artist will thy side disarm.
Nor is thy flaxen wig with safety worn;
High on the shoulder, in the basket born,
Lurks the sly boy; whose hand to rapine bred,
Plucks off the curling honours of the head.
Here dives the skulking thief, with practis’d slight,
And unfelt fingers make thy pocket light.
Where’s now thy watch, with all its trinkets, flown?
And thy late snuff-box is no more thy own.
But lo! his bolder theftsome tradesman spies,
Swift from his prey the scudding lurcher flies;
Dext’rous he ’scapes the coach, with nimble bounds,
While ev’ry honest tongue ‘Stop thief ’ resounds.
So speeds the wily fox, alarm’d by fear,
Who lately filch’d the turkey’s callow care;
Hounds following hounds, grow louder as he flies,
And injur’d tenants joyn the hunter’s cries.
Breathless he stumbling falls: ill-fated boy!
Why did not honest work thy youth employ?
Seiz’d by rough hands, he’s dragg’d amid the rout,
And stretch’d beneath the pump’s incessant spout:
Or plung’d in miry ponds, he gasping lies,
Mud choaks his mouth, and plaisters o’er his eyes.
Of ballad-singers.       Let not the ballad-singer’s shrilling strain
Amid the swarm thy list’ning ear detain:
Guard well thy pocket; for these syrens stand,
To aid the labours of the diving hand;
Confed’rate in the cheat, they draw the throng,
And cambrick handkerchiefs reward the song.
But soon as coach or cart drives rattling on,
The rabble part, in shoals they backward run.
So Jove’s loud bolts the mingled war divide,
And Greece and Troy retreats on either side.
Of walking with a friend.       If the rude throng pour on with furious pace,
And hap to break thee from a friend’s embrace,
Stop short; nor struggle thro’ the croud in vain,
But watch with careful eye the passing train.
Yet I (perhaps too fond) if chance the tide
Tumultuous, bears my partner from my side,
Impatient venture back; despising harm,
I force my passage where the thickest swarm.
Thus his lost bride the Trojan sought in vain
Through night, and arms, and flames, and hills of slain.
Thus Nisus wander’d o’er the pathless grove,
To find the brave companion of his love,
The pathless grove in vain he wanders o’er:
Euryalus alas! is now no more.
Of inadvertent walkers.       That walker, who regardless of his pace,
Turns oft’ to pore upon the damsel’s face,
From side to side by thrusting elbows tost,
Shall strike his aking breast against the post;
Or water, dash’d from fishy stalls, shall stain
His hapless coat with spirts of scaly rain.
But if unwarily he chance to stray,
Where twirling turnstiles intercept the way,
The thwarting passenger shall force them round,
And beat the wretch half breathless to the ground.
Useful precepts.       Let constant vigilance thy footsteps guide;
And wary circumspection guard thy side;
Then shalt thou walk unharm’d the dang’rous night,
Nor need th’ officious link-boy’s smoaky light.
Thou never wilt attempt to cross the road,
Where ale-house benches rest the porter’s load,
Grievous to heedless shins; no barrow’s wheel,
That bruises oft’ the truant school-boy’s heel,
Behind thee rolling, with insidious pace,
Shall mark thy stocking with a miry trace.
Let not thy vent’rous steps approach too nigh,
Where gaping wide, low steepy cellars lie;
Should thy shoe wrench aside, down, down you fall,
And overturn the scolding huckster’s stall,
The scolding huckster shall not o’er thee moan,
But pence exact for nuts and pears o’erthrown.
Safety first of all to be consider’d.       Though you through cleanlier allies wind by day,
To shun the hurries of the publick way,
Yet ne’er to those dark paths by night retire;
Mind only safety, and contemn the mire.
Then no impervious courts thy haste detain,
Nor sneering ale-wives bid thee turn again.
The danger of crossing a square by night.       Where Lincoln’s Inn, wide space, is rail’d around,
Cross not with vent’rous step; there oft’ is found
The lurking thief, who while the day-light shone,
Made the walls echo with his begging tone:
That crutch which late compassion mov’d shall wound
Thy bleeding head, and fell thee to the ground.
Though thou art tempted by the link-man’s call,
Yet trust him not along the lonely wall;
In the mid-way he’ll quench the flaming brand,
And share the booty with the pilf’ring band.
Still keep the publick streets, where oily rays
Shot from the crystal lamp, o’erspread the ways.
The happiness of London.       Happy Augusta! Law-defended town!
Here no dark lanthorns shade the villain’s frown;
No Spanish jealousies thy lanes infest,
Nor Roman vengeance stabs th’ unwary breast;
Here tyranny ne’er lifts her purple hand,
But liberty and justice guard the land;
No bravos here profess the bloody trade,
Nor is the church the murd’rer’s refuge made.
      Let not the chairman, with assuming stride,
Press near the wall, and rudely thrust thy side:
The laws have set him bounds; his servile feet
Should ne’er encroach where posts defend the street.
Yet who the footman’s arrogance can quell,
Whose flambeau gilds the sashes of Pall-mall?
When in long rank a train of torches flame,
To light the midnight visits of the dame?
Others, perhaps, by happier guidance led,
May where the chairmen rests, with safety tread;
Whene’er I pass, their poles unseen below,
Make my knee tremble with the jarring blow.
Of crossing the street.       If wheels bar up the road, where streets are crost,
With gentle words the coachman’s ear accost:
He ne’er the threat, or harsh command obeys,
But with contempt the spatter’d shoe surveys.
Now man with utmost fortitude thy soul,
To cross the way where carts and coaches roll;
Yet do not in thy hardy skill confide,
Nor rashly risque the kennel’s spacious stride;
Stay till afar the distant wheel you hear,
Like dying thunder in the breaking air;
Thy foot will slide upon the miry stone,
And passing coaches crush thy tortur’d bone,
Or wheels enclose the road; on either hand
Pent round with perils, in the midst you stand,
And call for aid in vain; the coachman swears,
And carmen drive, unmindful of thy prayers.
Where wilt thou turn? ah! whither wilt thou fly?
On ev’ry side the pressing spokes are nigh.
So sailors, while Charybdis’ gulf they shun,
Amaz’d, on Scylla’s craggy dangers run.
Of oysters.       Be sure observe where brown Ostrea stands,
Who boasts her shelly ware from Wallfleet sands;
There may’st thou pass, with safe unmiry feet,
Where the rais’d pavement leads athwart the street.
If where Fleet-ditch with muddy current flows,
You chance to roam; where oyster-tubs in rows
Are rang’d beside the posts; there stay thy haste,
And with the sav’ry fish indulge thy taste:
The damsel’s knife the gaping shell commands,
While the salt liquor streams between her hands.
      The man had sure a palate cover’d o’er
With brass or steel, that on the rocky shore
First broke the oozy oyster’s pearly coat,
And risqu’d the living morsel down his throat.
What will not lux’ry taste? earth, sea, and air
Are daily ransacked for the bill of fare.
Blood stuff’d in skins is British Christian’s food,
And France robs marshes of the croaking brood;
Spungy morels in strong ragouts are found,
And in the soup the slimy snail is drown’d.
Observations concerning keeping the wall.       When from high spouts the dashing torrents fall,
Ever be watchful to maintain the wall;
For should’st thou quit thy ground, the rushing throng
Will with impetuous fury drive along;
All press to gain those honours thou hast lost,
And rudely shove thee far without the post.
Then to retrieve the shed you strive in vain,
Draggled all o’er, and soak’d in floods of rain.
Yet rather bear the show’r, and toils of mud,
Than in the doubtful quarrel risque thy blood.
      O think on Œdipus’ detested state,
And by his woes be warn’d to shun thy fate.
Where three roads join’d, he met his sire unknown;
(Unhappy sire, but more unhappy son!)
Each claim’d the way, their swords the strife decide,
The hoary monarch fell, he groan’d and dy’d!
Hence sprung the fatal plague that thinn’d thy reign,
Thy cursed incest! and thy children slain!
Hence wert thou doom’d in endless night to stray
Through Theban streets, and cheerless groap thy way.
Of a funeral.       Contemplate, mortal, on thy fleeting years;
See, with black train the funeral pomp appears!
Whether some heir attends in sable state,
And mourns with outward grief a parent’s fate;
Or the fair virgin, nipt in beauty’s bloom,
A croud of lovers follow to her tomb.
Why is the herse with ’scutcheons blazon’d round,
And with the nodding plume of ostrich crown’d?
No: the dead know it not, nor profit gain;
It only serves to prove the living vain.
How short is life! how frail is human trust!
Is all this pomp for laying ‘dust to dust’?
Of avoiding paint.       Where the nail’d hoop defends the painted stall,
Brush not thy sweeping skirt too near the wall;
Thy heedless sleeve will drink the colour’d oil,
And spot indelible thy pocket soil.
Has not wise Nature strung the legs and feet
With firmest nerves, design’d to walk the street?
Has she not given us hands, to groap aright,
Amidst the frequent dangers of the night?
And think’st thou not the double nostril meant,
To warn from oily woes by previous scent?
Of various cheats formerly in practice.       Who can the various city frauds recite,
With all the petty rapines of the night?
Who now the guinea-dropper’s bait regards,
Trick’d by the sharper’s dice, or juggler’s cards?
Why shou’d I warn thee ne’er to join the fray,
Where the sham-quarrel interrupts the way?
Lives there in these our days so soft a clown,
Brav’d by the bully’s oaths, or threat’ning frown?
I need not strict enjoyn the pocket’s care,
When from the crouded play thou lead’st the fair;
Who has not here, or watch, or snuff-box lost,
Or handkerchiefs that India’s shuttle boast?
An admonition to virtue.       O! may thy virtue guard thee through the roads
Of Drury’s mazy courts, and dark abodes,
The harlots’ guileful paths, who nightly stand,
Where Katherine-street descends into the Strand.
Say, vagrant Muse, their wiles and subtil arts,
To lure the stranger’s unsuspecting hearts;
So shall our youth on healthful sinews tread,
And city cheeks grow warm with rural red.
How to know a whore.       ’Tis she who nightly strowls with saunt’ring pace,
No stubborn stays her yielding shape embrace;
Beneath the lamp her tawdry ribbons glare,
The new-scour’d manteau, and the slattern air;
High-draggled petticoats her travels show,
And hollow cheeks with artful blushes glow;
With flatt’ring sounds she sooths the cred’lous ear,
‘My noble captain! charmer! love! my dear!’
In riding-hood, near tavern-doors she plies,
Or muffled pinners hide her livid eyes.
With empty bandbox she delights to range,
And feigns a distant errand from the ’change;
Nay, she will oft’ the Quaker’s hood profane,
And trudge demure the rounds of Drury-lane.
She darts from sarsnet ambush wily leers,
Twitches thy sleeve, or with familiar airs,
Her fan will pat thy cheek; these snares disdain,
Nor gaze behind thee, when she turns again.
A dreadful example.       I knew a yeoman, who for thirst of gain,
To the great city drove from Devon’s plain
His num’rous lowing herd; his herds he sold,
And his deep leathern pocket bagg’d with gold;
Drawn by a fraudful nymph, he gaz’d, he sigh’d;
Unmindful of his home, and distant bride,
She leads the willing victim to his doom,
Through winding alleys to her cobweb-room.
Thence thro’ the street he reels, from post to post,
Valiant with wine, nor knows his treasure lost.
The vagrant wretch th’ assembled watchmen spies,
He waves his hanger, and their poles defies;
Deep in the round-house pent, all night he snores,
And the next morn in vain his fate deplores.
Ah hapless swain, unus’d to pains and ills!
Canst thou forgo roast-beef for nauseous pills?
How wilt thou lift to Heav’n the eyes and hands,
When the long scroll the surgeon’s fees demands!
Or else (ye gods avert that worst disgrace)
Thy ruin’d nose falls level with thy face,
Then shall thy wife thy loathsome kiss disdain,
And wholesome neighbours from thy mug refrain.
Of watchmen.       Yet there are watchmen, who with friendly light,
Will teach thy reeling steps to tread aright;
For sixpence will support thy helpless arm,
And home conduct thee, safe from nightly harm;
But if they shake their lanthorns, from afar,
To call their brethren to confed’rate war,
When rakes resist their powr; if hapless you
Should chance to wander with the scow’ring crew;
Though Fortune yield thee captive, ne’er despair,
But seek the constable’s consid’rate ear;
He will reverse the watchman’s harsh decree,
Mov’d by the rhet’rick of a silver fee.
Thus would you gain some fav’rite courtier’s word;
Fee not the petty clarks, but bribe my lord.
Of rakes.       Now is the time that rakes their revels keep;
Kindlers of riot, enemies of sleep.
His scatter’d pence the flying Nicker** flings,
And with the copper show’r the casement rings.
Who has not heard the Scowrer’s midnight fame?
Who has not trembled at the Mohock’s name?
Was there a watchman took his hourly rounds,
Safe from their blows, or new-invented wounds?
I pass their desp’rate deeds, and mischiefs done,
Where from Snow-hill black steepy torrents run;
How matrons, hoop’d within the hogshead’s womb,
Were tumbled furious thence, the rolling tomb
O’er the stones thunders, bounds from side to side.
So Regulus to save his country dy’d.
A necessary caution in a dark night.       Where a dim gleam the paly lanthorn throws
O’er the mid’ pavement; heapy rubbish grows,
Or arched vaults their gaping jaws extend,
Or the dark caves to common sewers descend.
Oft’ by the winds, extinct the signal lies,
Or smother’d in the glimm’ring socket dies,
E’er night has half roll’d round her ebon throne;
In the wide gulph the shatter’d coach o’erthrown,
Sinks with the snorting steeds; the reins are broke,
And from the cracking axle flies the spoke.
So when fam’d Eddystone’s far-shooting ray,
That led the sailor through the stormy way,
Was from its rocky roots by billows torn,
And the high turret in the whirlewind born,
Fleets bulg’d their sides against the craggy land,
And pitchy ruines blacken’d all the Strand.
      Who then through night would hire the harness’d steed,
And who would choose the rattling wheel for speed?
A fire.       But hark! distress with screaming voice draws nigh’r,
And wakes the slumb’ring street with cries of ‘fire!’
At first a glowing red enwraps the skies,
And born by winds the scatt’ring sparks arise;
From beam to beam, the fierce contagion spreads;
The spiry flames now lift aloft their heads,
Through the burst sash a blazing deluge pours,
And splitting tiles descend in rattling show’rs.
Now with thick crouds th’ enlighten’d pavement swarms,
The fire-man sweats beneath his crooked arms,
A leathern casque his vent’rous head descends,
Boldly he climbs where thickest smoak ascends;
Mov’d by the mother’s streaming eyes and pray’rs,
The helpless infant through the flame he bears,
With no less virtue, than through hostile fire,
The Dardan hero bore his aged sire.
See forceful engines spout their levell’d streams,
To quench the blaze that runs along the beams;
The grappling hook plucks rafters from the walls,
And heaps on heaps the smoaky ruine falls.
Blown by strong winds the fiery tempest roars,
Bears down new walls, and pours along the floors:
The heaven’s are all a-blaze, the face of night
Is cover’d with a sanguine dreadful light;
’Twas such a light involv’d thy tow’rs, O Rome,
The dire presage of mighty Cæsar’s doom,
When the sun veil’d in rust his mourning head,
And frightful prodigies the skies o’erspread.
Hark! the drum thunders! far, ye crouds, retire:
Behold! the ready match is tipt with fire,
The nitrous store is laid, the smutty train
With running blaze awakes the barrell’d grain;
Flames sudden wrap the walls; with sullen sound,
The shatter’d pile sinks on the smoaky ground.
So when the years shall have revolv’d the date,
Th’ inevitable hour of Naples’ fate,
Her sapp’d foundations shall with thunders shake,
And heave and toss upon the sulph’rous lake;
Earth’s womb at once the fiery flood shall rend,
And in th’ abyss her plunging tow’rs descend.
      Consider, reader, what fatigues I’ve known,
The toils, the perils of the wintry Town;
What riots seen, what bustling crouds I bor’d,
How oft’ I cross’d where carts and coaches roar’d;
Yet shall I bless my labours, if mankind
Their future safety from my dangers find.
Thus the bold traveller, inur’d to toil,
Whose steps have printed Asia’s desert soil,
The barb’rous Arabs haunt; or shiv’ring crost
Dark Greenland’s mountains of eternal frost;
Whom Providence, in length of years, restores
To the wish’d harbour of his native shores;
Sets forth his journals to the publick view,
To caution, by his woes, the wand’ring crew.
      And now compleat my gen’rous labours lye,
Finish’d and ripe for immortality.
Death shall entomb in dust this mould’ring frame,
But never reach th’ eternal part, my fame.
When W—— and G——, mighty names, are dead;
Or but at Chelsea under custards read;
When criticks crazy bandboxes repair,
And tragedies, turn’d rockets, bounce in air;
High-rais’d on Fleet-street posts, consign’d to fame,
This work shall shine, and walkers bless my name.

FINIS

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  1. BOCCACCIO · Mrs Rosie and the Priest
  2. GERARD MANLEY HOPKINS · As kingfishers catch fire
  3. The Saga of Gunnlaug Serpent-tongue
  4. THOMAS DE QUINCEY · On Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts
  5. FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE · Aphorisms on Love and Hate
  6. JOHN RUSKIN · Traffic
  7. PU SONGLING · Wailing Ghosts
  8. JONATHAN SWIFT · A Modest Proposal
  9. Three Tang Dynasty Poets
  10. WALT WHITMAN · On the Beach at Night Alone
  11. KENKŌ · A Cup of Sake Beneath the Cherry Trees
  12. BALTASAR GRACIÁN · How to Use Your Enemies
  13. JOHN KEATS · The Eve of St Agnes
  14. THOMAS HARDY · Woman much missed
  15. GUY DE MAUPASSANT · Femme Fatale
  16. MARCO POLO · Travels in the Land of Serpents and Pearls
  17. SUETONIUS · Caligula
  18. APOLLONIUS OF RHODES · Jason and Medea
  19. ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON · Olalla
  20. KARL MARX AND FRIEDRICH ENGELS · The Communist Manifesto
  21. PETRONIUS · Trimalchio’s Feast
  22. JOHANN PETER HEBEL · How a Ghastly Story Was Brought to Light by a Common or Garden Butcher’s Dog
  23. HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN · The Tinder Box
  24. RUDYARD KIPLING · The Gate of the Hundred Sorrows
  25. DANTE · Circles of Hell
  26. HENRY MAYHEW · Of Street Piemen
  27. HAFEZ · The nightingales are drunk
  28. GEOFFREY CHAUCER · The Wife of Bath
  29. MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE · How We Weep and Laugh at the Same Thing
  30. THOMAS NASHE · The Terrors of the Night
  31. EDGAR ALLAN POE · The Tell-Tale Heart
  32. MARY KINGSLEY · A Hippo Banquet
  33. JANE AUSTEN · The Beautifull Cassandra
  34. ANTON CHEKHOV · Gooseberries
  35. SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE · Well, they are gone, and here must I remain
  36. JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE · Sketchy, Doubtful, Incomplete Jottings
  37. CHARLES DICKENS · The Great Winglebury Duel
  38. HERMAN MELVILLE · The Maldive Shark
  39. ELIZABETH GASKELL · The Old Nurse’s Story
  40. NIKOLAY LESKOV · The Steel Flea
  41. HONORÉ DE BALZAC · The Atheist’s Mass
  42. CHARLOTTE PERKINS GILMAN · The Yellow Wall-Paper
  43. C. P. CAVAFY · Remember, Body …
  44. FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY · The Meek One
  45. GUSTAVE FLAUBERT · A Simple Heart
  46. NIKOLAI GOGOL · The Nose
  47. SAMUEL PEPYS · The Great Fire of London
  48. EDITH WHARTON · The Reckoning
  49. HENRY JAMES · The Figure in the Carpet
  50. WILFRED OWEN · Anthem For Doomed Youth
  51. WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART · My Dearest Father
  52. PLATO · Socrates’ Defence
  53. CHRISTINA ROSSETTI · Goblin Market
  54. Sindbad the Sailor
  55. SOPHOCLES · Antigone
  56. RYŪNOSUKE AKUTAGAWA · The Life of a Stupid Man
  57. LEO TOLSTOY · How Much Land Does A Man Need?
  58. GIORGIO VASARI · Leonardo da Vinci
  59. OSCAR WILDE · Lord Arthur Savile’s Crime
  60. SHEN FU · The Old Man of the Moon
  61. AESOP · The Dolphins, the Whales and the Gudgeon
  62. MATSUO BASHŌ · Lips too Chilled
  63. EMILY BRONTË · The Night is Darkening Round Me
  64. JOSEPH CONRAD · To-morrow
  65. RICHARD HAKLUYT · The Voyage of Sir Francis Drake Around the Whole Globe
  66. KATE CHOPIN · A Pair of Silk Stockings
  67. CHARLES DARWIN · It was snowing butterflies
  68. BROTHERS GRIMM · The Robber Bridegroom
  69. CATULLUS · I Hate and I Love
  70. HOMER · Circe and the Cyclops
  71. D. H. LAWRENCE · Il Duro
  72. KATHERINE MANSFIELD · Miss Brill
  73. OVID · The Fall of Icarus
  74. SAPPHO · Come Close
  75. IVAN TURGENEV · Kasyan from the Beautiful Lands
  76. VIRGIL · O Cruel Alexis
  77. H. G. WELLS · A Slip under the Microscope
  78. HERODOTUS · The Madness of Cambyses
  79. Speaking of Siva
  80. The Dhammapada
  81. JANE AUSTEN · Lady Susan
  82. JEAN-JACQUES ROSSEAU · The Body Politic
  83. JEAN DE LA FONTAINE · The World is Full of Foolish Men
  84. H. G. WELLS · The Sea Raiders
  85. LIVY · Hannibal
  86. CHARLES DICKENS · To Be Read at Dusk
  87. LEO TOLSTOY · The Death of Ivan Ilyich
  88. MARK TWAIN · The Stolen White Elephant
  89. WILLIAM BLAKE · Tyger, Tyger
  90. SHERIDAN LE FANU · Green Tea
  91. The Yellow Book
  92. OLAUDAH EQUIANO · Kidnapped
  93. EDGAR ALLAN POE · A Modern Detective
  94. The Suffragettes
  95. MARGERY KEMPE · How To Be a Medieval Woman
  96. JOSEPH CONRAD · Typhoon
  97. GIACOMO CASANOVA · The Nun of Murano
  98. W. B. YEATS · A terrible beauty is born
  99. THOMAS HARDY · The Withered Arm
  100. EDWARD LEAR · Nonsense
  101. ARISTOPHANES · The Frogs
  102. FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE · Why I Am so Clever
  103. RAINER MARIA RILKE · Letters to a Young Poet
  104. LEONID ANDREYEV · Seven Hanged
  105. APHRA BEHN · Oroonoko
  106. LEWIS CARROLL · O frabjous day!
  107. JOHN GAY · Trivia: or, the Art of Walking the Streets of London
  108. E. T. A. HOFFMANN · The Sandman
  109. DANTE · Love that moves the sun and other stars
  110. ALEXANDER PUSHKIN · The Queen of Spades
  111. ANTON CHEKHOV · A Nervous Breakdown
  112. KAKUZO OKAKURA · The Book of Tea
  113. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE · Is this a dagger which I see before me?
  114. EMILY DICKINSON · My life had stood a loaded gun
  115. LONGUS · Daphnis and Chloe
  116. MARY SHELLEY · Matilda
  117. GEORGE ELIOT · The Lifted Veil
  118. FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY · White Nights
  119. OSCAR WILDE · Only Dull People Are Brilliant at Breakfast
  120. VIRGINIA WOOLF · Flush
  121. ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE · Lot No. 249
  122. The Rule of Benedict
  123. WASHINGTON IRVING · Rip Van Winkle
  124. Anecdotes of the Cynics
  125. VICTOR HUGO · Waterloo
  126. CHARLOTTE BRONTË · Stancliffe’s Hotel

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* A Joseph, a wrap-rascal, &c.

† White’s chocolate-house in St. James’s

* Haud equidem credo quia sit divinitus illis, Ingenium, aut rerum fator prudential major. Virg. Georg. I.

* Cloacina was a goddess whose image Tatius (a king of the Sabines) found in the common sewer, and not knowing what goddess it was, he called it Cloacina, from the place in which it was found, and paid to it divine honours. Lactant 1.20. Minuc. Fel. Octo. p. 232.

* Thames-street.

† Cheshire anciently so called.

* A cheat, commonly practic’d in the streets, with three thimbles and a little ball.

* The name of an apothecary’s boy in the poem of ‘ The Dispensary’.

* New Forest in Hampshire, anciently so called.

* Gentlemen, who delighted to break windows with halfpence.

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