"He doesn't
teach: he absolutely refuses to be regarded as a TEACHER. He says
there are too many already. He's an Inspirational Healer. What he
does is to ACT on you—on your spirit. He simply relieves you of
your frustrations."
Frustrations! Pauline was fascinated by the word. Not that it was
new to her. Her vocabulary was fairly large, far more so, indeed,
than that of her daughter's friends, whose range was strictly
limited to sport and dancing; but whenever she heard a familiar
word used as if it had some unsuspected and occult significance it
fascinated her like a phial containing a new remedy.
Mrs. Swoffer's glasses were following Pauline's thoughts as they
formed. "Will you let me speak to you as I would to an old friend?
The moment I took your hand I KNEW you were suffering from
frustrations. To any disciple of Alvah Loft's the symptoms are
unmistakeable. Sometimes I almost wish I didn't see it all so
clearly … it gives one such a longing to help…"
Pauline murmured: "I DO want help."
"Of course you do," Mrs. Swoffer purred, "and you want HIS help.
Don't you know those wonderful shoe–shops where they stock every
size and shape the human foot can require? I tell Alvah Loft he's
like that; he's got a cure for everybody's frustrations. Of
course," she added, "there isn't time for everybody; he has to
choose. But he would take YOU at once." She drew back, and her
glasses seemed to suck Pauline down as if they had been quicksands.
"You're psychic," she softly pronounced.
"I believe I am," Pauline acknowledged. "But—"
"Yes; I know; those frustrations! All the things you think you
ought to do, AND CAN'T; that's it, isn't it?" Mrs. Swoffer stood
up. "Dear friend, come with me. Don't look at your watch. Just
come!"
An hour later Pauline, refreshed and invigorated, descended the
Inspirational Healer's brown–stone doorstep with a springing step.
It had been worth while breaking three or four engagements to
regain that feeling of moral freedom. Why had she never heard of
Alvah Loft before? His method was so much simpler than the
Mahatma's: no eurythmics, gymnastics, community life, no mental
deep–breathing, or long words to remember. Alvah Loft simply took
out your frustrations as if they'd been adenoids; it didn't last
ten minutes, and was perfectly painless. Pauline had always felt
that the Messiah who should reduce his message to tabloid form
would outdistance all the others; and Alvah Loft had done it. He
just received you in a boarding–house back–parlour, with bunches of
pampas–grass on the mantelpiece, while rows of patients sat in the
front room waiting their turn. You told him what was bothering
you, and he said it was just a frustration, and he could relieve
you of it, and make it so that it didn't exist, by five minutes of
silent communion. And he sat and held you by the wrist, very
lightly, as if he were taking your temperature, and told you to
keep your eyes on the Ella Wheeler Wilcox line–a–day on the wall
over his head. After it was over he said: "You're a good subject.
The frustrations are all out. Go home, and you'll hear something
good before dinner. Twenty–five dollars." And a pasty–faced young
man with pale hair, who was waiting in the passage, added: "Pass
on, please," and steered Pauline out by the elbow.
Of course she wasn't naturally credulous; she prided herself on
always testing everything by reason. But it WAS marvellous, how
light she felt as she went down the steps! The buoyancy persisted
all day, perhaps strengthened by an attentive study of the reports
of the Mothers' Day Meeting, laid out by the vigilant Maisie for
perusal. Alvah Loft had told her that she would hear of something
good before dinner, and when, late in the afternoon, she went up to
her boudoir, she glanced expectantly at the writing–table, as if
revelation might be there.
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