I’m so disappointed in you. I can’t believe we’re even related.

Nurse

Hey now! Ya shouldn’t say that to your own flesh and blood.

Capulet

You stay out of this! It’s none of your GD business.

Nurse

Oh, excuse me? I think I’m allowed to speak my mind.

Capulet

Save it for later. No one is interested in what you have to say.

Lady Capulet

Dear! I think you better watch your temper. You know what it does to your blood pressure. Love, LC.

Capulet

Well, dear, I’m angry! Paris is a perfect match for her. And either you marry him, Juliet, or you can forget you even have a family. I don’t care where you go or what happens to you. But you’re not welcome here. Choose wisely.

Group text: Juliet, Lady Capulet, Nurse

Juliet

this is so unfair!

Lady Capulet

I’m sorry, but I agree with your father. It’s up to you to figure it out. Love, Mom.

dingbatdingbat

Juliet

omg. nurse, what am i going to do??

romeo is out there and they want me to go through with this!

Nurse

Listen, girl. I know ya married Romeo.

But he doesn’t even live here anymore. He’s as good as dead. Maybe you should look into Paris. At least you can actually, ya know, see him.

Juliet

you really mean that?

Nurse

Yeah, J. I do.

Juliet

i guess i see your point.

k, tell mom i’m going to friar laurence’s. i need to ask for major forgiveness.

[Scene 1]

Paris

Thursday it is for the wedding!

Friar Laurence

But that’s so soon. —FL

Paris

Capulet wants what he wants.

It’s Juliet, you see. She’s been crying nonstop over Tybalt’s death. Her father wants us to get married so she’ll be happy again.

Group text: Paris, Juliet, Friar Laurence

Paris

Hey there, Juliet! Adding you to this convo, my wife.

Juliet

we aren’t married, paris.

Friar Laurence

I should talk to Juliet. Paris, could you leave us alone? —FL

Paris

Of course. I don’t want to interfere.

See you on Thursday, my love.

dingbatdingbat

Juliet

oh, thank you for getting rid of him. father, i’m miserable!

Friar Laurence

I know, I know. I heard that nothing can stop what’s happening on Thursday.