Then he insured them heavily, and
let them out into the world again—with an appetite. Of course, no one knew
him while he was alive, but he left pots of money to his daughter.’
‘Strictly legitimate—highly respectable,’ I said. ‘But what a life for
the daughter!’
‘Mustn’t it have been! Now d’you realise what you said just
now?’
‘Perfectly; and now you’ve made me quite happy, shall we go back to the
house?’
When we reached it they were all inside, sitting in committee on
names.
‘What shall you call yours?’ I heard Milly ask Miss Sichliffe.
‘Harvey,’ she replied—‘Harvey’s Sauce, you know. He’s going to be quite
saucy when I’ve’—she saw Mrs. Godfrey and me coming through the French
window—‘when he’s stronger.’
Attley, the well-meaning man, to make me feel at ease, asked what I
thought of the name.
‘Oh, splendid,’ I said at random. ‘H with an A, A with an R, R with
a—’
‘But that’s Little Bingo,’ some one said, and they all laughed.
Miss Sichliffe, her hands joined across her long knees, drawled, ‘You
ought always to verify your quotations.’
It was not a kindly thrust, but something in the word ‘quotation’ set
the automatic side of my brain at work on some shadow of a word or phrase
that kept itself out of memory’s reach as a cat sits just beyond a dog’s
jump. When I was going home, Miss Sichliffe came up to me in the twilight,
the pup on a leash, swinging her big shoes at the end of her
tennis-racket.
‘‘Sorry,’ she said in her thick schoolboy-like voice. ‘I’m sorry for
what I said to you about verifying quotations. I didn’t know you well
enough and—anyhow, I oughtn’t to have.’
‘But you were quite right about Little Bingo,’ I answered. ‘The
spelling ought to have reminded me.’
‘Yes, of course. It’s the spelling,’ she said, and slouched off with
the pup sliding after her. Once again my brain began to worry after
something that would have meant something if it had been properly spelled.
I confided my trouble to Malachi on the way home, but Bettina had bitten
him in four places, and he was busy.
Weeks later, Attley came over to see me, and before his car stopped
Malachi let me know that Bettina was sitting beside the chauffeur. He
greeted her by the scruff of the neck as she hopped down; and I greeted
Mrs. Godfrey, Attley, and a big basket.
‘You’ve got to help me,’ said Attley tiredly. We took the basket into
the garden, and there staggered out the angular shadow of a sandy-pied,
broken-haired terrier, with one imbecile and one delirious ear, and two
most hideous squints. Bettina and Malachi, already at grips on the lawn,
saw him, let go, and fled in opposite directions.
‘Why have you brought that fetid hound here?’ I demanded.
‘Harvey? For you to take care of,’ said Attley. ‘He’s had distemper,
but I’m going abroad.’
‘Take him with you. I won’t have him. He’s mentally afflicted.’
‘Look here,’ Attley almost shouted, ‘do I strike you as a fool?’
‘Always,’ said I.
‘Well, then, if you say so, and Ella says so, that proves I ought to go
abroad.’
‘Will’s wrong, quite wrong,’ Mrs. Godfrey interrupted; ‘but you must
take the pup.’
‘My dear boy, my dear boy, don’t you ever give anything to a woman,’
Attley snorted.
Bit by bit I got the story out of them in the quiet garden (never a
sign from Bettina and Malachi), while Harvey stared me out of countenance,
first with one cuttlefish eye and then with the other.
It appeared that, a month after Miss Sichliffe took him, the dog Harvey
developed distemper. Miss Sichliffe had nursed him herself for some time;
then she carried him in her arms the two miles to Mittleham, and
wept—actually wept—at Attley’s feet, saying that Harvey was all she had or
expected to have in this world, and Attley must cure him. Attley, being by
wealth, position, and temperament guardian to all lame dogs, had put
everything aside for this unsavoury job, and, he asserted, Miss Sichliffe
had virtually lived with him ever since.
‘She went home at night, of course,’ he exploded, ‘but the rest of the
time she simply infested the premises. Goodness knows, I’m not particular,
but it was a scandal. Even the servants!... Three and four times a day,
and notes in between, to know how the beast was. Hang it all, don’t laugh!
And wanting to send me flowers and goldfish. Do I look as if I wanted
goldfish? Can’t you two stop for a minute?’ (Mrs. Godfrey and I were
clinging to each other for support.) ‘And it isn’t as if I was—was so
alluring a personality, is it?’
Attley commands more trust, goodwill, and affection than most men, for
he is that rare angel, an absolutely unselfish bachelor, content to be run
by contending syndicates of zealous friends. His situation seemed
desperate, and I told him so.
‘Instant flight is your only remedy,’ was my verdict. I’ll take care of
both your cars while you’re away, and you can send me over all the
greenhouse fruit.’
‘But why should I be chased out of my house by a she-dromedary?’ he
wailed.
‘Oh, stop! Stop!’ Mrs.
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