And she had
certainly wanted it to kiss her--in the moonlit mists, a practically, a
really completely strange bear!
It couldn't be done, of course, but she remembered still how she had
shivered...Ph...Ph...Ph...Shivering.
She shivered.
Afterwards they had been run into by the car of General Lord Edward
Campion, V.C., P.G., Heaven knows what! Godfather of the man's Society
Wife, then taking the waters in Germany...Or perhaps not her
Godfather. The man's rather; but her especial champion, in shining
armour. In these days they had worn broad red stripes down the outsides
of their trousers, Generals. What a change! How significant of
the times!
That had been in 1912...Say the first of July; she could not
remember exactly. Summer weather, anyhow, before haymaking or just
about. The grass had been long in Hogg's Forty Acre, when they had
walked through it, discussing Woman's Suffrage. She had brushed the
seed-tops of the heavy grass with her hands as they walked...Say the
1/7/12.
Now it was Eleven Eleven...What? Oh, Eighteen, of course!
Six years ago! What changes in the world! What cataclysms! What
Revolutions!...She heard all the newspapers, all the halfpenny-paper
journalists in creation crying in chorus!
But hang it: it was true! If, six years ago, she had kissed
the...the greyish lacuna of her mind then sitting beside her on the
dog-cart seat it would have been the larkish freak of a school-girl: if
she did it to-day--as per invitation presumably of Lady Macmaster,
bringing them together, for, of course, it could not be performed from
a distance or without correspondence--No, communication!...If, then,
she did it to-day...to-day...to-day--the Eleven Eleven!--Oh, what a day
to-day would be...Not her sentiments those; quotations from Christina,
sister of Lady Macmaster's favourite poet...Or, perhaps, since she had
had a title she would have found poets more...more chic! The poet who
was killed at Gallipoli...Gerald Osborne, was it? Couldn't remember the
name!
But for six years then she had been a member of that...triangle. You
couldn't call it a ménage a trois, even if you didn't
know French. They hadn't lived together!...They had d----d near died
together when the general's car hit their dog-cart! D----d near! (You
must not use those Wartime idioms. Do break yourself of
it! Remember the maroons!)
An oafish thing to do! To take a school-girl, just...oh, just past
the age of consent, out all night in a dog-cart and then get yourself
run into by the car of the V.C., P.G., champion-in-red-trouser-stripe
of your Legitimate! You'd think any man who was a man would have
avoided that!
Most men knew enough to know that the Woman Pays...the school-girl
too!
But they get it both ways...Look here: when Edith Ethel Duchemin,
then, just--or perhaps not quite, Lady Macmaster! At any rate, her
husband was dead and she had just married that miserable
little...(Mustn't use that word!) She, Valentine Wannop, had been the
only witness of the marriage--as of the previous, discreet, but so
praiseworthy adultery!...When, then, Edith Ethel had...It must have
been on the very day of the knighthood, because Edith Ethel made it an
excuse not to ask her to the resultant Party...Edith Ethel had accused
her of having had a baby by...oh, Mr So and So...And heaven was her,
Valentine Wannop's, witness that, although Mr So and So was her
mother's constant adviser, she, Valentine Wannop, was still in such a
state of acquaintance with him that she still called him by his
surname...When Lady Macmaster, spitting like the South American beast
of burden called a llama, had accused her of having had a baby by her
mother's adviser--to her natural astonishment, but, of course, it had
been the result of the dog-cart and the motor and the General, and the
general's sister, Lady Pauline Something--or perhaps it was Claudine?
Yes, Lady Claudine!--who had been in the car and the Society Wife, who
was always striding along the railings of the Row...When she had been
so accused out of the blue, her first thought--and, confound it, her
enduring thought!--had not been concern for her own reputation but for
his...
That was the quality of his entanglements, their very
essence. He got into appalling messes, unending and unravellable--no,
she meant ununravellable!--messes and other people suffered for him
whilst he mooned on--into more messes! The General charging the
dog-cart was symbolical of him. He was perfectly on his right side and
all, but it was like him to be in a dog-cart when flagitious
automobiles carrying Generals were running amuck! Then...the Woman
Paid!...She really did, in this case. It had been her mother's horse
they had been driving and, although they had got damages out of the
General, the costs were twice that...And her, Valentine's, reputation
had suffered from being in a dog-cart at dawn, alone with a man...It
made no odds that he had--or was it hadn't?--'insulted' her in any way
all through that--oh, that delicious delirious night...She had to be
said to have a baby by him, and then she had to be dreadfully worried
about his poor old reputation...Of course it would have been pretty
rotten of him--she so young and innocent, daughter of so preposterously
eminent, if so impoverished a man, his father's best friend and all.
'He hadn't oughter'er done it!' He hadn't really oughter...She heard
them all saying it, still!
Well, he hadn't!...But she?
That magic night. It was just before dawn, the mists nearly up to
their necks as they drove; the sky going pale in a sort of twilight.
And one immense star! She remembered only one immense star, though,
historically, there had been also a dilapidated sort of moon. But the
star was her best boy--what her wagon was hitched on to...And they had
been quoting--quarrelling over, she remembered:
Flebis et arsuro me, Delia, lecto
Tristibus et...
She exclaimed suddenly:
Sunset and evening star
And one clear call for me
And may there be no moaning at the bar
When I...'
She said:
'Oh, but you oughtn't to, my dear! That's Tennyson!'
Tennyson, with a difference!
She said:
'All the same, that would have been an inexperienced school-girl's
prank...-But if I let him kiss me now I should be....' She would be a
what was it...a fornicatress?...trix! Fornicatrix is preferable!
Very preferable. Then why not adultrix? You couldn't: you had to be a
'cold-blooded adultress!' or morality was not avenged.
Oh; but surely not cold-blooded!...Deliberate, then!...That wasn't,
either, the word for the process. Of osculation!...Comic things, words,
as applied to states of feelings!
But if she went now to Lincoln's Inn and the Problem held out its
arms...That would be 'Deliberate'. It would be asking for it in the
fullest sense of the term.
She said to herself quickly:
'This way madness lies!' And then:
'What an imbecile thing to say!'
She had had an Affair with a man, she made her mind say to her, two
years ago. That was all right. There could not be a, say, a
schoolmistress rising twenty-four or twenty-five, in the world who
hadn't had some affair, even if it were no more than a gentleman
in a tea-shop who every afternoon for a week had gazed at her
disrespectfully over a slice of plum-cake...And then disappeared...But
you had to have had at least a might-have-been or you couldn't go on
being a schoolmistress or a girl in a ministry or a dactylographer of
respectability. You packed that away in the bottom of your mind
and on Sunday mornings before the perfectly insufficient Sunday dinner,
you took it out and built castles in Spain in which you were a
castanetted heroine turning on wonderful hips, but casting behind you
inflaming glances...Something like that!
Well, she had had an affair with this honest, simple creature! So
good! So unspeakably GOOD...Like the late Albert, prince consort! The
very, helpless, immobile sort of creature that she ought not to have
tempted. It had been like shooting tame pigeons! Because he had had a
Society wife always in the illustrated papers whilst he sat at home and
evolved Statistics or came to tea with her dear, tremendous, distracted
mother, whom he helped to get her articles accurate. So a woman tempted
him and he did...No; he didn't quite eat!
But why?...Because he was GOOD?
Very likely!
Or was it--that was the intolerable thought that she shut up within
her along with the material for castles in the air!--was it because he
had been really indifferent?
They had revolved round each other at tea-parties--or rather he had
revolved around her, because at Edith Ethel's affairs she always sat, a
fixed starlet, behind the tea-urn and dispensed cups. But he would moon
round the room, looking at the backs of books; occasionally laying down
the law to some guest; and always drifting in the end to her side where
he would say a trifle or two...And the beautiful--the quite
excruciatingly beautiful wife--striding along the Row with the second
son of the Earl of someone at her side...Asking for it...
So it had been from the 1/7/12, say to the 4/8/14!
After that, things had become more rubbled--mixed up with alarums.
Excursions on his part to unapproved places. And trouble. He was quite
damnably in trouble. With his Superiors; with, so unnecessarily, Hun
projectiles, wire, mud; over Money; politics; mooning on without a good
word from anyone...Unravellable muddles that never got unravelled but
that somehow got you caught up in them...
Because he needed her moral support! When, during the late
Hostilities, he hadn't been out there, he had drifted to the tea-table
much earlier of an afternoon and stayed beside it much longer: till
after everyone else had gone and they could go and sit on the tall
fender side by side, and argue...about the rights and wrongs of the
War!
Because she was the only soul in the world with whom he could
talk...They had the same sort of good, bread-and-butter brains; without
much of the romantic...No doubt a touch...in him. Otherwise he would
not have always been in these muddles. He gave all he possessed to
anyone who asked for it. That was all right.
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