I being myself the most unfortunate
of their victims.
The person in whom these calamities originated was Mr.
Falkland's nearest neighbour, a man of estate equal to his own, by
name Barnabas Tyrrel. This man one might at first have supposed of
all others least qualified from instruction, or inclined by the
habits of his life, to disturb the enjoyments of a mind so richly
endowed as that of Mr. Falkland. Mr. Tyrrel might have passed for a
true model of the English squire. He was early left under the
tuition of his mother, a woman of narrow capacity, and who had no
other child. The only remaining member of the family it may be
necessary to notice was Miss Emily Melville, the orphan daughter of
Mr. Tyrrel's paternal aunt; who now resided in the family mansion,
and was wholly dependent on the benevolence of its proprietors.
Mrs. Tyrrel appeared to think that there was nothing in the
world so precious as her hopeful Barnabas. Every thing must give
way to his accommodation and advantage; every one must yield the
most servile obedience to his commands. He must not be teased or
restricted by any forms of instruction; and of consequence his
proficiency, even in the arts of writing and reading, was extremely
slender. From his birth he was muscular and sturdy; and, confined
to the ruelle of his mother, he made much such a figure as
the whelp-lion that a barbarian might have given for a lap-dog to
his mistress.
But he soon broke loose from these trammels, and formed an
acquaintance with the groom and the game-keeper. Under their
instruction he proved as ready a scholar, as he had been indocile
and restive to the pedant who held the office of his tutor. It was
now evident that his small proficiency in literature was by no
means to be ascribed to want of capacity. He discovered no
contemptible sagacity and quick-wittedness in the science of
horse-flesh, and was eminently expert in the arts of shooting,
fishing, and hunting. Nor did he confine himself to these, but
added the theory and practice of boxing, cudgel play, and
quarter-staff. These exercises added ten-fold robustness and vigour
to his former qualifications.
His stature, when grown, was somewhat more than five feet ten
inches in height, and his form might have been selected by a
painter as a model for that hero of antiquity, whose prowess
consisted in felling an ox with his fist, and devouring him at a
meal. Conscious of his advantage in this respect, he was
insupportably arrogant, tyrannical to his inferiors, and insolent
to his equals. The activity of his mind being diverted from the
genuine field of utility and distinction, showed itself in the rude
tricks of an overgrown lubber. Here, as in all his other
qualifications, he rose above his competitors; and if it had been
possible to overlook the callous and unrelenting disposition which
they manifested, one could scarcely have denied his applause to the
invention these freaks displayed, and the rough, sarcastic wit with
which they were accompanied.
Mr. Tyrrel was by no means inclined to permit these
extraordinary merits to rust in oblivion. There was a weekly
assembly at the nearest market-town, the resort of all the rural
gentry. Here he had hitherto figured to the greatest advantage as
grand master of the coterie, no one having an equal share of
opulence, and the majority, though still pretending to the rank of
gentry, greatly his inferior in this essential article. The young
men in this circle looked up to this insolent bashaw with timid
respect, conscious of the comparative eminence that unquestionably
belonged to the powers of his mind; and he well knew how to
maintain his rank with an inflexible hand. Frequently indeed he
relaxed his features, and assumed a temporary appearance of
affableness and familiarity; but they found by experience, that if
any one, encouraged by his condescension, forgot the deference
which Mr. Tyrrel considered as his due, he was soon taught to
repent his presumption. It was a tiger that thought proper to toy
with a mouse, the little animal every moment in danger of being
crushed by the fangs of his ferocious associate. As Mr. Tyrrel had
considerable copiousness of speech, and a rich, but undisciplined
imagination, he was always sure of an audience. His neighbours
crowded round, and joined in the ready laugh, partly from
obsequiousness, and partly from unfeigned admiration.
1 comment