It frequently
happened, however; that, in the midst of his good humour, a
characteristic refinement of tyranny would suggest itself to his
mind. When his subjects, encouraged by his familiarity, had
discarded their precaution, the wayward fit would seize him, a
sudden cloud overspread his brow, his voice transform from the
pleasant to the terrible, and a quarrel of a straw immediately
ensue with the first man whose face he did not like. The pleasure
that resulted to others from the exuberant sallies of his
imagination was, therefore, not unalloyed with sudden qualms of
apprehension and terror. It may be believed that this despotism did
not gain its final ascendancy without being contested in the
outset. But all opposition was quelled with a high hand by this
rural Antaeus. By the ascendancy of his fortune, and his character
among his neighbours, he always reduced his adversary to the
necessity of encountering him at his own weapons, and did not
dismiss him without making him feel his presumption through every
joint in his frame. The tyranny of Mr. Tyrrel would not have been
so patiently endured, had not his colloquial accomplishments
perpetually come in aid of that authority which his rank and
prowess originally obtained.
The situation of our squire with the fair was still more
enviable than that which he maintained among persons of his own
sex. Every mother taught her daughter to consider the hand of Mr.
Tyrrel as the highest object of her ambition. Every daughter
regarded his athletic form and his acknowledged prowess with a
favourable eye. A form eminently athletic is, perhaps, always well
proportioned; and one of the qualifications that women are early
taught to look for in the male sex, is that of a protector. As no
man was adventurous enough to contest his superiority, so scarcely
any woman in this provincial circle would have scrupled to prefer
his addresses to those of any other admirer. His boisterous wit had
peculiar charms for them; and there was no spectacle more
flattering to their vanity, than seeing this Hercules exchange his
club for a distaff. It was pleasing to them to consider, that the
fangs of this wild beast, the very idea of which inspired
trepidation into the boldest hearts, might be played with by them
with the utmost security.
Such was the rival that Fortune, in her caprice, had reserved
for the accomplished Falkland. This untamed, though not
undiscerning brute, was found capable of destroying the prospects
of a man the most eminently qualified to enjoy and to communicate
happiness. The feud that sprung up between them was nourished by
concurring circumstances, till it attained a magnitude difficult to
be paralleled; and, because they regarded each other with a deadly
hatred, I have become an object of misery and abhorrence.
The arrival of Mr. Falkland gave an alarming shock to the
authority of Mr. Tyrrel in the village assembly and in all scenes
of indiscriminate resort. His disposition by no means inclined him
to withhold himself from scenes of fashionable amusement; and he
and his competitor were like two stars fated never to appear at
once above the horizon. The advantages Mr. Falkland possessed in
the comparison are palpable; and had it been otherwise, the
subjects of his rural neighbour were sufficiently disposed to
revolt against his merciless dominion. They had hitherto submitted
from fear, and not from love; and, if they had not rebelled, it was
only for want of a leader. Even the ladies regarded Mr. Falkland
with particular complacence. His polished manners were peculiarly
in harmony with feminine delicacy. The sallies of his wit were far
beyond those of Mr. Tyrrel in variety and vigour; in addition to
which they had the advantage of having their spontaneous exuberance
guided and restrained by the sagacity of a cultivated mind. The
graces of his person were enhanced by the elegance of his
deportment; and the benevolence and liberality of his temper were
upon all occasions conspicuous. It was common indeed to Mr. Tyrrel,
together with Mr.
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