The fatal moment approached when water must fail, and
we were already afflicted with the idea that our tree must perish
with drought. At length necessity, the parent of industry,
suggested an invention, by which we might save our tree from death,
and ourselves from despair; it was to make a furrow underground,
which would privately conduct a part of the water from the walnut
tree to our willow. This undertaking was executed with ardor, but
did not immediately succeed—our descent was not skilfully
planned—the water did not run, the earth falling in and stopping up
the furrow; yet, though all went contrary, nothing discouraged us,
'omnia vincit labor improbus'. We made the bason deeper, to give
the water a more sensible descent; we cut the bottom of a box into
narrow planks; increased the channel from the walnut tree to our
willow and laying a row flat at the bottom, set two others
inclining towards each other, so as to form a triangular channel;
we formed a kind of grating with small sticks at the end next the
walnut tree, to prevent the earth and stones from stopping it up,
and having carefully covered our work with well—trodden earth, in a
transport of hope and fear attended the hour of watering. After an
interval, which seemed an age of expectation, this hour arrived.
Mr. Lambercier, as usual, assisted at the operation; we contrived
to get between him and our tree, towards which he fortunately
turned his back. They no sooner began to pour the first pail of
water, than we perceived it running to the willow; this sight was
too much for our prudence, and we involuntarily expressed our
transport by a shout of joy. The sudden exclamation made Mr.
Lambercier turn about, though at that instant he was delighted to
observe how greedily the earth, which surrounded the root of his
walnut tree, imbibed the water. Surprised at seeing two trenches
partake of it, he shouted in his turn, examines, perceives the
roguery, and, sending instantly for a pick axe, at one fatal blow
makes two or three of our planks fly, crying out meantime with all
his strength, an aqueduct! an aqueduct! His strokes redoubled,
every one of which made an impression on our hearts; in a moment
the planks, the channel, the bason, even our favorite willow, all
were ploughed up, nor was one word pronounced during this terrible
transaction, except the above mentioned exclamation. An aqueduct!
repeated he, while destroying all our hopes, an aqueduct! an
aqueduct!
It maybe supposed this adventure had a still more melancholy end
for the young architects; this, however, was not the case; the
affair ended here. Mr. Lambercier never reproached us on this
account, nor was his countenance clouded with a frown; we even
heard him mention the circumstance to his sister with loud bursts
of laughter. The laugh of Mr. Lambercier might be heard to a
considerable distance. But what is still more surprising after the
first transport of sorrow had subsided, we did not find ourselves
violently afflicted; we planted a tree in another spot, and
frequently recollected the catastrophe of the former, repeating
with a significant emphasis, an aqueduct! an aqueduct! Till then,
at intervals, I had fits of ambition, and could fancy myself Brutus
or Aristides, but this was the first visible effect of my vanity.
To have constructed an aqueduct with our own hands, to have set a
slip of willow in competition with a flourishing tree, appeared to
me a supreme degree of glory! I had a juster conception of it at
ten than Caesar entertained at thirty.
The idea of this walnut tree, with the little anecdotes it gave
rise to, have so well continued, or returned to my memory, that the
design which conveyed the most pleasing sensations, during my
journey to Geneva, in the year 1754, was visiting Bossey, and
reviewing the monuments of my infantine amusement, above all, the
beloved walnut tree, whose age at that time must have been verging
on a third of a century, but I was so beset with company that I
could not find a moment to accomplish my design. There is little
appearance now of the occasion being renewed; but should I ever
return to that charming spot, and find my favorite walnut tree
still existing, I am convinced I should water it with my tears.
On my return to Geneva, I passed two or three years at my
uncle's, expecting the determination of my friends respecting my
future establishment. His own son being devoted to genius, was
taught drawing, and instructed by his father in the elements of
Euclid; I partook of these instructions, but was principally fond
of drawing. Meantime, they were irresolute, whether to make me a
watchmaker, a lawyer, or a minister. I should have preferred being
a minister, as I thought it must be a charming thing to preach, but
the trifling income which had been my mother's, and was to be
divided between my brother and myself, was too inconsiderable to
defray the expense attending the prosecution of my studies. As my
age did not render the choice very pressing, I remained with my
uncle, passing my time with very little improvement, and paying
pretty dear, though not unreasonably, for my board.
My uncle, like my father, was a man of pleasure, but had not
learned, like him, to abridge his amusements for the sake of
instructing his family, consequently our education was neglected.
My aunt was a devotee, who loved singing psalms better than
thinking of our improvement, so that we were left entirely to
ourselves, which liberty we never abused.
Ever inseparable, we were all the world to each other; and,
feeling no inclination to frequent the company of a number of
disorderly lads of our own age, we learned none of those habits of
libertinism to which our idle life exposed us. Perhaps I am wrong
in charging myself and cousin with idleness at this time, for, in
our lives, we were never less so; and what was extremely fortunate,
so incessantly occupied with our amusements, that we found no
temptation to spend any part of our time in the streets. We made
cages, pipes, kites, drums, houses, ships, and bows; spoiled the
tools of my good old grandfather by endeavoring to make watches in
imitation of him; but our favorite amusement was wasting paper, in
drawing, washing, coloring, etc. There came an Italian mountebank
to Geneva, called Gamber-Corta, who had an exhibition of puppets,
that he made play a kind of comedy. We went once to see them, but
could not spare time to go again, being busily employed in making
puppets of our own and inventing comedies, which we immediately set
about making them perform, mimicking to the best of our abilities
the uncouth voice of Punch; and, to complete the business, my good
aunt and uncle Bernard had the patience to see and listen to our
imitations; but my uncle, having one day read an elaborate
discourse to his family, we instantly gave up our comedies, and
began composing sermons.
These details, I confess, are not very amusing, but they serve
to demonstrate that the former part of our education was well
directed, since being, at such an early age, the absolute masters
of our time, we found no inclination to abuse it; and so little in
want of other companions, that we constantly neglected every
occasion of seeking them. When taking our walks together, we
observed their diversions without feeling any inclination to
partake of them. Friendship so entirely occupied our hearts, that,
pleased with each other's company the simplest pastimes were
sufficient to delight us.
We were soon remarked for being thus inseparable: and what
rendered us more conspicuous, my cousin was very tall, myself
extremely short, so that we exhibited a very whimsical contrast.
This meagre figure, small, sallow countenance, heavy air, and
supine gait, excited the ridicule of the children, who, in the
gibberish of the country, nicknamed him 'Barna Bredanna'; and we no
sooner got out of doors than our ears were assailed with a
repetition of "Barna Bredanna." He bore this indignity with
tolerable patience, but I was instantly for fighting. This was what
the young rogues aimed at. I engaged accordingly, and was beat. My
poor cousin did all in his power to assist me, but he was weak, and
a single stroke brought him to the ground. I then became furious,
and received several smart blows, some of which were aimed at
'Barna Bredanna'.
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