He was in Germany, visiting his home, when war broke out.
He was popular while he was here, and made many friends. Those who knew him
will be sorry to hear that he was killed last week, on the Western
Front.”
He was a little pale when he sat down afterward, aware that he had done
something unusual. He had consulted nobody about it, anyhow; no one else
could be blamed. Later, outside the Chapel, he heard an argument:—
“On the Western Front, Chips said. Does that mean he was fighting for the
Germans?”
“I suppose it does.”
“Seems funny, then, to read his name out with all the others. After all,
he was an ENEMY.”
“Oh, just one of Chips’s ideas, I expect. The old boy still has ‘em.”
Chips, in his room again, was not displeased by the comment. Yes, he still
had ‘em—those ideas of dignity and generosity that were becoming
increasingly rare in a frantic world. And he thought: Brookfield will take
them, too, from me; but it wouldn’t from anyone else.
Once, asked for his opinion of bayonet practice being carried on near the
cricket pavilion, he answered, with that lazy, slightly asthmatic intonation
that had been so often and so extravagantly imitated: “It seems—to me
—umph—a very vulgar way of killing people.”
The yarn was passed on and joyously appreciated—how Chips had told
some big brass hat from the War Office that bayonet fighting was vulgar. Just
like Chips. And they found an adjective for him—an adjective just
beginning to be used: he was pre-War.
And once, on a night of full moonlight, the air-raid warning
was given while Chips was taking his lower fourth in Latin. The guns began
almost instantly, and, as there was plenty of shrapnel falling about outside,
it seemed to Chips that they might just as well stay where they were, on the
ground floor of School House. It was pretty solidly built and made as good a
dugout as Brookfield could offer; and as for a direct hit, well, they could
not expect to survive that, wherever they were.
So he went on with his Latin, speaking a little louder amid the
reverberating crashes of the guns and the shrill whine of anti-aircraft
shells. Some of the boys were nervous; few were able to be attentive. He
said, gently: “It may possibly seem to you, Robertson—at this
particular moment in the world’s history—umph—that the affairs of
Caesar in Gaul some two thousand years ago—are— umph—of
somewhat secondary importance—and that—umph —the irregular
conjugation of the verb tollo is—umph— even less important still.
But believe me—umph—my dear Robertson—that is not really
the case.” Just then there came a particularly loud explosion—quite
near. “You cannot—umph —judge the importance of
things—umph—by the noise they make. Oh dear me, no.” A little
chuckle. “And these things—umph —that have mattered—for
thousands of years—are not going to be—snuffed out—because
some stink merchant— in his laboratory—invents a new kind of
mischief.” Titters of nervous laughter; for Buffles, the pale, lean, and
medically unfit science master, was nicknamed the Stink Merchant. Another
explosion—nearer still. “Let us—um—resume our work. If it
is fate that we are soon to be—umph—interrupted, let us be found
employing ourselves in something—umph—really appropriate. Is
there anyone who will volunteer to construe?”
Maynard, chubby, dauntless, clever, and impudent, said: “I will, sir.”
“Very good. Turn to page forty and begin at the bottom line.”
The explosions still continued deafeningly; the whole building shook as if
it were being lifted off its foundations. Maynard found the page, which was
some way ahead, and began, shrilly:—
“Genus hoc erat pugnae—this was the kind of fight—quo se
Germani exercuerant—in which the Germans busied themselves. Oh, sir,
that’s good—that’s really very funny indeed, sir—one of your very
best—”
Laughing began, and Chips added: “Well—umph—you can see
—now—that these dead languages—umph—can come to life
again—sometimes—eh? Eh?”
Afterward they learned that five bombs had fallen in and around
Brookfield, the nearest of them just outside the School grounds. Nine persons
had been killed.
The story was told, retold, embellished. “The dear old boy never turned a
hair. Even found some old tag to illustrate what was going on. Something in
Caesar about the way the Germans fought. You wouldn’t think there were things
like that in Caesar, would you? And the way Chips laughed… you know the way
he DOES laugh… the tears all running down his face… never seen him laugh
so much…”
He was a legend.
With his old and tattered gown, his walk that was just beginning to break
into a stumble, his mild eyes peering over the steel-rimmed spectacles, and
his quaintly humorous sayings, Brookfield would not have had an atom of him
different.
November 11, 1918.
News came through in the morning; a whole holiday was decreed for the
School, and the kitchen staff were implored to provide as cheerful a spread
as wartime rationing permitted.
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