There was a more genuine friendliness
between master and boy—less pomposity on the one side, less
unctuousness on the other. One of the new masters, fresh from Oxford, even
let the Sixth call him by his Christian name. Chips didn’t hold with that;
indeed, he was just a little bit shocked. “He might as well
—umph—sign his terminal reports—umph—‘yours
affectionately’—eh—eh?” he told somebody.
During the General Strike of 1926, Brookfield boys loaded motor vans with
foodstuffs. When it was all over, Chips felt stirred emotionally as he had
not been since the War. Something had happened, something whose ultimate
significance had yet to be reckoned. But one thing was clear: England had
burned her fire in her own grate again. And when, at a Speech Day function
that year, an American visitor laid stress on the vast sums that the strike
had cost the country, Chips answered: “Yes, but—umph—
advertisement—always IS costly.”
“Advertisement?”
“Well, wasn’t it—umph—advertisement—and very fine
advertisement—too? A whole week of it—umph—and not a life
lost—not a shot fired! Your country would have—umph —spilt
more blood in—umph—raiding a single liquor saloon!”
Laughter… laughter… wherever he went and whatever he said, there was
laughter. He had earned the reputation of being a great jester, and jests
were expected of him. Whenever he rose to speak at a meeting, or even when he
talked across a table, people prepared their minds and faces for the joke.
They listened in a mood to be amused and it was easy to satisfy them. They
laughed sometimes before he came to the point. “Old Chips was in fine form,”
they would say, afterward. “Marvelous the way he can always see the funny
side of things…”
After 1929, Chips did not leave Brookfield—even for Old Boys’
dinners in London. He was afraid of chills, and late nights began to tire him
too much. He came across to the School, however, on fine days; and he still
kept up a wide and continual hospitality in his room. His faculties were all
unimpaired, and he had no personal worries of any kind. His income was more
than he needed to spend, and his small capital, invested in gilt-edged
stocks, did not suffer when the slump set in. He gave a lot of money away
—to people who called on him with a hard-luck story, to various School
funds, and also to the Brookfield mission. In 1930 he made his will. Except
for legacies to the mission and to Mrs. Wickett, he left all he had to found
an open scholarship to the School.
1931… 1932…
“What do you think of Hoover, sir?”
“Do you think we shall ever go back to gold?”
“How d’you feel about things in general, sir? See any break in the
clouds?”
“When’s the tide going to turn, Chips, old boy? You ought to know, with
all your experience of things.”
They all asked him questions, as if he were some kind of prophet and
encyclopedia combined—more even than that, for they liked their answer
dished up as a joke. He would say:—
“Well, Henderson, when I was—umph—a much younger man
—there used to be someone who—um—promised people ninepence
for fourpence. I don’t know that anybody—umph—ever got it,
but—umph—our present rulers seem—um— to have solved
the problem how to give—umph—fourpence for ninepence.”
Laughter.
Sometimes, when he was strolling about the School, small boys of the
cheekier kind would ask him questions, merely for the fun of getting Chips’s
“latest” to retail.
“Please, sir, what about the Five-Year Plan?”
“Sir, do you think Germany wants to fight another war?”
“Have you been to the new cinema, sir? I went with my people the other
day. Quite a grand affair for a small place like Brookfield. They’ve got a
Wurlitzer.”
“And what—umph—on earth—is a Wurlitzer?”
“It’s an organ, sir—a cinema organ.”
“Dear me… I’ve seen the name on the hoardings, but I always—umph
—imagined—it must be some kind of—umph— sausage.”
Laughter… Oh, there’s a new Chips joke, you fellows, a perfectly lovely
one. I was gassing to the old boy about the new cinema, and…
He sat in his front parlor at Mrs. Wickett’s on a November
afternoon in thirty-three. It was cold and foggy, and he dare not go out. He
had not felt too well since Armistice Day; he fancied he might have caught a
slight chill during the Chapel service. Merivale had been that morning for
his usual fortnightly chat.
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