Take, for example,
that unknown man in the burning car, who cost the amorous commercial
traveller his life. In a certain sense, we all heard of him; but he
must have disappeared from somewhere in space, and nobody knew that
he had gone from his world. So it is often; but now and then there is
some circumstance that draws attention to the fact that A. or B. was
in his place on Monday and missing from it on Tuesday and Wednesday;
and then inquiries are made and usually the lost man is found, alive
or dead, and the explanation is often simple enough.
But as to the case of Secretan Jones. This gentleman, a cleric as
I have said, but seldom, it appeared, exercising his sacred office,
lived retired in a misty, 1830-40 square in the recesses of
Canonbury. He was understood to be engaged in some kind of scholarly
research, was a well-known figure in the Reading Room of the British
Museum, and looked anything between fifty and sixty. It seems
probable that if he had been content with that achievement he might
have disappeared as often as he pleased, and nobody would have
troubled; but one night as he sat late over his books in the
stillness of that retired quarter, a motor-lorry passed along a road
not far from Tollit Square, breaking the silence with a heavy rumble
and causing a tremor of the ground that penetrated into Secretan
Jones's study. A teacup and saucer on a side-table trembled slightly,
and Secretan Jones's attention was taken from his authorities and
notebooks.
This was in February or March of 1907, and the motor industry was
still in its early stages. If you preferred a horse-bus, there were
plenty left in the streets. Motor coaches were non-existent, hansom
cabs still jogged and jingled on their cheerful way; and there were
very few heavy motor-vans in use. But to Secretan Jones, disturbed by
the rattle of his cup and saucer, a vision of the future, highly
coloured, was vouchsafed, and he began to write to the papers. He saw
the London streets almost as we know them to-day; streets where a
horse-vehicle would be almost a matter to show one's children for
them to remember in their old age; streets in which a great
procession of huge omnibuses carrying fifty, seventy, a hundred
people was continually passing; streets in which vans and trailers
loaded far beyond the capacity of any manageable team of horses would
make the ground tremble without ceasing.
The retired scholar, with the happy activity which does sometimes,
oddly enough, distinguish the fish out of water, went on and spared
nothing. Newton saw the apple fall, and built up a mathematical
universe; Jones heard the teacup rattle, and laid the universe of
London in ruins. He pointed out that neither the roadways nor the
houses beside them were constructed to withstand the weight and
vibration of the coming traffic. He crumbled all the shops in Oxford
Street and Piccadilly into dust; he cracked the dome of St. Paul's,
brought down Westminster Abbey, reduced the Law Courts to a fine
powder. What was left was dealt with by fire, flood and pestilence.
The prophetic Jones demonstrated that the roads must collapse,
involving the various services beneath them. Here, the water-mains
and the main drainage would flood the streets; there, huge volumes of
gas would escape, and electric wires fuse; the earth would be rent
with explosions, and the myriad streets of London would go up in a
great flame of fire. Nobody really believed that it would happen, but
it made good reading, and Secretan Jones gave interviews, started
discussions, and enjoyed himself thoroughly. Thus he became the
"Canonbury Clergyman." "Canonbury Clergyman says that Catastrophe is
Inevitable"; "Doom of London pronounced by Canonbury Clergyman";
"Canonbury Clergyman's Forecast: London a Carnival of Flood, Fire and
Earthquake"—that sort of thing.
And thus Secretan Jones, though his main interests were
liturgical, was able to secure a few newspaper paragraphs when he
disappeared—rather more than a year after his great campaign in
the Press, which was not quite forgotten, but not very clearly
remembered.
A few paragraphs, I said, and stowed away, most of them, in
out-of-the-way corners of the papers. It seemed that Mrs. Sedger, the
woman who shared with her husband the business of looking after
Secretan Jones, brought in tea on a tray to his study at four o'clock
as usual, and came, again as usual, to take it away at five. And, a
good deal to her astonishment, the study was empty. She concluded
that her master had gone out for a stroll, though he never went out
for strolls between tea and dinner. He didn't come back for dinner;
and Sedger, inspecting the hall, pointed out that the master's hats
and coats and sticks and umbrellas were all on their pegs and in
their places. The Sedgers conjectured this, that, and the other,
waited a week, and then went to the police, and the story came out
and perturbed a few learned friends and correspondents: Prebendary
Lincoln, author of The Roman Canon in the Third Century; Dr.
Brightwell, wise on the Rite of Malabar; and Stokes, the Mozarabic
man. The rest of the populace did not take very much interest in the
affair, and when, at the end of six weeks, there was a line or two
stating that "the Rev. Secretan Jones, whose disappearance at the
beginning of last month from his house in Tollit Square, Canonbury,
caused some anxiety to his friends, returned yesterday," there was
neither enthusiasm nor curiosity. The last line of the paragraph said
that the incident was supposed to be the result of a
misunderstanding; and nobody even asked what that statement
meant.
And there would have been the end of it—if Sedger had not
gossiped to the circle in the private bar of The King of Prussia.
Some mysterious and unofficial person, in touch with this circle,
insinuated himself into the presence of my news editor and told him
Sedger's tale.
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