"Switzerland: admirable
country. Geneva: admirable country, ate veal, mutton, and beef.
Italy: Rome. Rome!"
Tartelet: Ate veal, beef, and mutton.
Valdemar: No. I let you say that, just to be polite, but there isn't any
there. All they eat there is goat's meat, the way they eat macaroni
here.
Tartelet: And you're writing all these impressions for Miss Babichok?
Valdemar: Naturally. It will be interesting for her, and for Cousin
Finderup,21 who stayed behind with her.
Tartelet: Aha! There's Cousin Finderup, is there?
Valdemar: Yes. He's a friend of mine. A good lad. He's supposed to
write to me at each of my stops, with news of my fiancee. As soon
as I've made my fortune....
Tartelet: Well, have you made it yet?
Valdemar: Not yet, but I'm not discouraged. I'll do it. For her, mind
you, I'll undertake the impossible.
Tartelet: The impossible. That's exactly where we're going. Will you
come with us?
Valdemar: Where?
Tartelet: There. Down below.
Valdemar: In the cellar?
Tartelet: To the center of the earth.
Valdemar: What for?
Tartelet: Why, to make our fortune. Isn't that the general storehouse
of valuable things? Silver, gold, diamonds? Don't the most precious things in the world come from the bowels of the earth?
Valdemar: That's true, yes. It's the central treasure house. All you
have to do is help yourself. But I don't have the key.
Tartelet: We have it!
Valdemar: And will you take me with you?
Tartelet: Yes, if you agree to drink a few drops of a certain potion. It
will take you there in a second.
Valdemar: Will we be running?
Tartelet: Running on electricity.
Valdemar: And where is this potion?
Tartelet: I have a vial of it here. I drank some by mistake, but you'll
drink it out of ambition.
Valdemar: Ah, Mr. Tartelet, I'm so fortunate to have met you! One
drop. Just one little drop.
Tartelet: All right, but on one condition.
Valdemar: I agree to it in advance.
Tartelet: For two hours a day, you must place your feet in the third
position.
Valdemar: What do you call the third position?
Tartelet: Look. Like this.
Valdemar (He is surprised, but obeys): All right, I'll do it. But what good
does it do you if I place my feet in the third position? You're a professor.
Tartelet: A dancing teacher, my friend.
Valdemar: A dancing teacher! And I thought you were a scientist!
Tartelet: Let's go and have a drop of that potion.
Valdemar: Yes, yes, a drop. Let's go and have a drop. (Exit.)
(Enter George, Ox, and Eva)
George: Everything is ready. If there are risks to be run, you won't
tremble?
Eva: No, of course not.
Ox (to George): Do you want to go?
George: Right now. There's the crater of Vesuvius, open to anyone
brave enough to go down into it.
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