A bailiff's an't a lively office nat'rally.
Even a tax-gatherer must find his feelings rather worked upon, at
times. There's lots of trades in which I should have an
opportunity, I think.'
Mr Pinch was so perfectly overwhelmed by these remarks that he
could do nothing but occasionally exchange a word or two on some
indifferent subject, and cast sidelong glances at the bright face
of his odd friend (who seemed quite unconscious of his
observation), until they reached a certain corner of the road,
close upon the outskirts of the city, when Mark said he would jump
down there, if he pleased.
'But bless my soul, Mark,' said Mr Pinch, who in the progress of
his observation just then made the discovery that the bosom of his
companion's shirt was as much exposed as if it was Midsummer, and
was ruffled by every breath of air, 'why don't you wear a
waistcoat?'
'What's the good of one, sir?' asked Mark.
'Good of one?' said Mr Pinch. 'Why, to keep your chest
warm.'
'Lord love you, sir!' cried Mark, 'you don't know me. My chest
don't want no warming. Even if it did, what would no waistcoat
bring it to? Inflammation of the lungs, perhaps? Well, there'd be
some credit in being jolly, with a inflammation of the lungs.'
As Mr Pinch returned no other answer than such as was conveyed
in his breathing very hard, and opening his eyes very wide, and
nodding his head very much, Mark thanked him for his ride, and
without troubling him to stop, jumped lightly down. And away he
fluttered, with his red neckerchief, and his open coat, down a
cross-lane; turning back from time to time to nod to Mr Pinch, and
looking one of the most careless, good-humoured comical fellows in
life. His late companion, with a thoughtful face pursued his way to
Salisbury.
Mr Pinch had a shrewd notion that Salisbury was a very desperate
sort of place; an exceeding wild and dissipated city; and when he
had put up the horse, and given the hostler to understand that he
would look in again in the course of an hour or two to see him take
his corn, he set forth on a stroll about the streets with a vague
and not unpleasant idea that they teemed with all kinds of mystery
and bedevilment. To one of his quiet habits this little delusion
was greatly assisted by the circumstance of its being market-day,
and the thoroughfares about the market-place being filled with
carts, horses, donkeys, baskets, waggons, garden-stuff, meat,
tripe, pies, poultry and huckster's wares of every opposite
description and possible variety of character. Then there were
young farmers and old farmers with smock-frocks, brown great-coats,
drab great-coats, red worsted comforters, leather-leggings,
wonderful shaped hats, hunting-whips, and rough sticks, standing
about in groups, or talking noisily together on the tavern steps,
or paying and receiving huge amounts of greasy wealth, with the
assistance of such bulky pocket-books that when they were in their
pockets it was apoplexy to get them out, and when they were out it
was spasms to get them in again. Also there were farmers' wives in
beaver bonnets and red cloaks, riding shaggy horses purged of all
earthly passions, who went soberly into all manner of places
without desiring to know why, and who, if required, would have
stood stock still in a china shop, with a complete dinner-service
at each hoof. Also a great many dogs, who were strongly interested
in the state of the market and the bargains of their masters; and a
great confusion of tongues, both brute and human.
Mr Pinch regarded everything exposed for sale with great
delight, and was particularly struck by the itinerant cutlery,
which he considered of the very keenest kind, insomuch that he
purchased a pocket knife with seven blades in it, and not a cut (as
he afterwards found out) among them. When he had exhausted the
market-place, and watched the farmers safe into the market dinner,
he went back to look after the horse. Having seen him eat unto his
heart's content he issued forth again, to wander round the town and
regale himself with the shop windows; previously taking a long
stare at the bank, and wondering in what direction underground the
caverns might be where they kept the money; and turning to look
back at one or two young men who passed him, whom he knew to be
articled to solicitors in the town; and who had a sort of fearful
interest in his eyes, as jolly dogs who knew a thing or two, and
kept it up tremendously.
But the shops. First of all there were the jewellers' shops,
with all the treasures of the earth displayed therein, and such
large silver watches hanging up in every pane of glass, that if
they were anything but first-rate goers it certainly was not
because the works could decently complain of want of room. In good
sooth they were big enough, and perhaps, as the saying is, ugly
enough, to be the most correct of all mechanical performers; in Mr
Pinch's eyes, however they were smaller than Geneva ware; and when
he saw one very bloated watch announced as a repeater, gifted with
the uncommon power of striking every quarter of an hour inside the
pocket of its happy owner, he almost wished that he were rich
enough to buy it.
But what were even gold and silver, precious stones and
clockwork, to the bookshops, whence a pleasant smell of paper
freshly pressed came issuing forth, awakening instant recollections
of some new grammar had at school, long time ago, with 'Master
Pinch, Grove House Academy,' inscribed in faultless writing on the
fly-leaf! That whiff of russia leather, too, and all those rows on
rows of volumes neatly ranged within—what happiness did they
suggest! And in the window were the spick-and-span new works from
London, with the title-pages, and sometimes even the first page of
the first chapter, laid wide open; tempting unwary men to begin to
read the book, and then, in the impossibility of turning over, to
rush blindly in, and buy it! Here too were the dainty frontispiece
and trim vignette, pointing like handposts on the outskirts of
great cities, to the rich stock of incident beyond; and store of
books, with many a grave portrait and time-honoured name, whose
matter he knew well, and would have given mines to have, in any
form, upon the narrow shell beside his bed at Mr Pecksniff's. What
a heart-breaking shop it was!
There was another; not quite so bad at first, but still a trying
shop; where children's books were sold, and where poor Robinson
Crusoe stood alone in his might, with dog and hatchet, goat-skin
cap and fowling-pieces; calmly surveying Philip Quarn and the host
of imitators round him, and calling Mr Pinch to witness that he, of
all the crowd, impressed one solitary footprint on the shore of
boyish memory, whereof the tread of generations should not stir the
lightest grain of sand. And there too were the Persian tales, with
flying chests and students of enchanted books shut up for years in
caverns; and there too was Abudah, the merchant, with the terrible
little old woman hobbling out of the box in his bedroom; and there
the mighty talisman, the rare Arabian Nights, with Cassim Baba,
divided by four, like the ghost of a dreadful sum, hanging up, all
gory, in the robbers' cave. Which matchless wonders, coming fast on
Mr Pinch's mind, did so rub up and chafe that wonderful lamp within
him, that when he turned his face towards the busy street, a crowd
of phantoms waited on his pleasure, and he lived again, with new
delight, the happy days before the Pecksniff era.
He had less interest now in the chemists' shops, with their
great glowing bottles (with smaller repositories of brightness in
their very stoppers); and in their agreeable compromises between
medicine and perfumery, in the shape of toothsome lozenges and
virgin honey. Neither had he the least regard (but he never had
much) for the tailors', where the newest metropolitan waistcoat
patterns were hanging up, which by some strange transformation
always looked amazing there, and never appeared at all like the
same thing anywhere else. But he stopped to read the playbill at
the theatre and surveyed the doorway with a kind of awe, which was
not diminished when a sallow gentleman with long dark hair came
out, and told a boy to run home to his lodgings and bring down his
broadsword. Mr Pinch stood rooted to the spot on hearing this, and
might have stood there until dark, but that the old cathedral bell
began to ring for vesper service, on which he tore himself
away.
Now, the organist's assistant was a friend of Mr Pinch's, which
was a good thing, for he too was a very quiet gentle soul, and had
been, like Tom, a kind of old-fashioned boy at school, though well
liked by the noisy fellow too. As good luck would have it (Tom
always said he had great good luck) the assistant chanced that very
afternoon to be on duty by himself, with no one in the dusty organ
loft but Tom; so while he played, Tom helped him with the stops;
and finally, the service being just over, Tom took the organ
himself. It was then turning dark, and the yellow light that
streamed in through the ancient windows in the choir was mingled
with a murky red. As the grand tones resounded through the church,
they seemed, to Tom, to find an echo in the depth of every ancient
tomb, no less than in the deep mystery of his own heart. Great
thoughts and hopes came crowding on his mind as the rich music
rolled upon the air and yet among them—something more grave and
solemn in their purpose, but the same—were all the images of that
day, down to its very lightest recollection of childhood. The
feeling that the sounds awakened, in the moment of their existence,
seemed to include his whole life and being; and as the surrounding
realities of stone and wood and glass grew dimmer in the darkness,
these visions grew so much the brighter that Tom might have
forgotten the new pupil and the expectant master, and have sat
there pouring out his grateful heart till midnight, but for a very
earthy old verger insisting on locking up the cathedral forthwith.
So he took leave of his friend, with many thanks, groped his way
out, as well as he could, into the now lamp-lighted streets, and
hurried off to get his dinner.
All the farmers being by this time jogging homewards, there was
nobody in the sanded parlour of the tavern where he had left the
horse; so he had his little table drawn out close before the fire,
and fell to work upon a well-cooked steak and smoking hot potatoes,
with a strong appreciation of their excellence, and a very keen
sense of enjoyment. Beside him, too, there stood a jug of most
stupendous Wiltshire beer; and the effect of the whole was so
transcendent, that he was obliged every now and then to lay down
his knife and fork, rub his hands, and think about it. By the time
the cheese and celery came, Mr Pinch had taken a book out of his
pocket, and could afford to trifle with the viands; now eating a
little, now drinking a little, now reading a little, and now
stopping to wonder what sort of a young man the new pupil would
turn out to be. He had passed from this latter theme and was deep
in his book again, when the door opened, and another guest came in,
bringing with him such a quantity of cold air, that he positively
seemed at first to put the fire out.
'Very hard frost to-night, sir,' said the newcomer, courteously
acknowledging Mr Pinch's withdrawal of the little table, that he
might have place: 'Don't disturb yourself, I beg.'
Though he said this with a vast amount of consideration for Mr
Pinch's comfort, he dragged one of the great leather-bottomed
chairs to the very centre of the hearth, notwithstanding; and sat
down in front of the fire, with a foot on each hob.
'My feet are quite numbed. Ah! Bitter cold to be sure.'
'You have been in the air some considerable time, I dare say?'
said Mr Pinch.
'All day.
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