Charles, but a very famous hymn informs us that God moves in a mysterious way.”  A little titter all around the room.  “And if our congratulations may have seemed either belated or lacking in expression, I am sure you will make allowances at this troubled time.”

Charles bowed slightly.  He did not think their congratulations either belated or lacking in expression—indeed, his chief complaint was that there had been so many of them so many times repeated.

The lawyer continued:  “Now I come to a matter nearer to my own province, and one that I must deal with directly and briefly.  It has seemed both to Mr. Chetwynd, as the future head of the family concerns, and to myself, as representing in some sense the wishes which I feel would have been those of the late Mr. Rainier, a man whom it was my privilege to know for over forty years, and whose probable intentions I can therefore speak of with some justification . . .”

And so on.  What had happened, clearly, was that Truslove, having lost his battle with the doctors, had talked the family into an equity settlement—each of them agreeing to sacrifice a seventh part of his or her bequest in order that Charles should acquire an equal share.  Dressed up in legal jargon, and with a good deal of smooth talk about “justice” and “common fairness,” the matter took ten minutes to enunciate, during which time Charles sat back in his chair, glancing first at one face and then at another, feeling that nothing could have been less enthusiastic than (except for Chet’s and Bridget’s) their occasional smiles of approval.  Chet was expansive, like Santa Claus basking in an expected popularity;

Bridget was sweet and ready with a smile, as always.  But the others were grimly resigned to doing their duty in the most trying possible circumstances—each of them saying goodbye to forty thousand pounds with a glassy determination and a stiff upper lip.  They were like boys at a good English school curbing their natural inclinations in favour of what had been successfully represented to them as “the thing to do.”  Truslove must have given them a headmasterly pi-jaw, explaining just where their duty lay and how inevitably they must make up their minds to perform it; Chet had probably backed him up out of sheer grandiloquence—“Damn it all, we MUST give the fellow a square deal”; begun under such auspices the campaign could not have failed.  But when Charles looked at George, and Julia, and Jill, and Julian, and Lydia, he knew they were all desperately compelling themselves to swallow something unpleasant and get it over; which gave him a key to the mood in which he felt most of them regarded him: he was just a piece of bad luck, like the income tax or a horse that comes in last.

Suddenly he found himself on his feet and addressing them; it was almost as if he heard his own voice, spoken by another person.  “I’m sure I thank you all very much, and you too, Truslove.  The proposal you’ve outlined is extremely generous—TOO generous, in fact.  I’m a person of simple tastes—I need very little to live comfortably on—in fact the small income I already have is ample.  So I’m afraid I can’t accept your offer, though I do once again thank you for making it.”

He looked round their faces again, noting the sudden amazement and relief in the eyes of some of them—especially Chet’s wife, Lydia.  Clearly they had never contemplated the possibility of his refusing.  That began to amuse him, and then he wondered whether his refusal had not been partly motivated by a curiosity to see how they would take it.  He really hadn’t any definite inclination, either to have the money or not; but his lack of desire for it himself was certainly not balanced by any particular wish that they should be enriched.

Truslove and Chetwynd were on their feet with an instant chorus of objections.  Truslove’s were doubtless sincere—after all, he had nothing to lose.  But Chet—was it possible that HIS protests were waging sham war against an imperceptible hope that had dawned in him, a hope quite shamelessly reflected in the eyes of his wife?  Was he seeking to employ just a featherweight too little persuasion to succeed?  Charles did not believe that Chet would have attempted this balancing act if left to himself, but there was Lydia by his side, and he was undoubtedly afraid of her.  Nevertheless he kept up the protesting, and Charles kept up the refusal; the whole family then began to argue about it, with more vehement generosity now that they felt the issue was already decided; but they made the mistake of keeping it up too long, for Charles suddenly grew tired and exclaimed:  “All right then, if you all insist, I’ll agree to take it.”

Truslove beamed on what he imagined to be his own victory; Chet, after a second’s hesitation, came across the room and shook Charles by the hand.  “Fine, old chap. . . .  Now we’re all set and Truslove can do the rest.”  But the others could only stare in renewed astonishment as they forced deadly smiles into the supervening silence.

There were papers they all had to sign; then Charles escaped upstairs.  His room was the one he had slept in as a boy, though it had since been refurnished more opulently; it expanded at one corner into a sort of turret, windowed for three-fourths of the circle, and from this viewpoint the vista of gardens and skyline was beautiful even towards dusk on a gray day.  He was staring at it when Kitty entered.  “Oh, Uncle Charles, I MUST show you this— it’s in today’s Times. . . .”  She held out the paper, folded at the column of obituary appreciations.  The item she pointed to ended as follows:--

 

A lifelong individualist, there was never any wavering in his political and economic outlook, while his contributions to the cause of Free Trade, both financially and by utterance, were continual and ungrudging.  A man whose character more easily won him the respect of his foes than the applause of the multitude, he rightly concentrated on an industrial rather than a political career, and though his representation of West Lythamshire in the Conservative interest had been in the strictest sense uneventful, his influence behind the political scene was never entirely withdrawn, nor did his advice go long unsought.

 

“Uncle Charles, what does it mean?”

“It’s just something—that somebody’s written.”

“But I can’t understand it—at least, I can understand some of the words, but they don’t seem to mean anything.  It’s about HIM, isn’t it?”

He answered then, forgetting whom he was addressing:  “It’s a charming letter about my father from a man who probably knew him slightly and disliked him intensely.”

“Why did he dislike him?”

He tried to undo the remark.  “Stupid of me to say that—maybe he didn’t dislike him at all. . . .  Run along—haven’t you had tea?”

When he had been her age there had been a schoolroom high tea, with Miss Ponsonby dispensing bread and jam and cakes.

“They’re serving it now on the terrace.  Aren’t you coming down?”

Self-possessed little thing; not quite spoilt yet.

“I’ll probably miss tea today.”

“Don’t you feel well?”

“Oh, I’m all right.”

“Did it upset you, going to the funeral?”

“Funerals are always rather upsetting.”

She still stood by, as if she wanted to be friendly.  Suddenly she said:  “Julian’s very funny, isn’t he?”

“Yes, he’s quite the humorist of the family.”

“He’s going back to Cannes tonight.”

“Oh, is he?”

“Do you mind if I smoke a cigarette?”

“A cigarette?  Well—“

“I do smoke, you know—most of the girls at Kirby do as soon as they get into the sixth.”  She had taken a cigarette out of her bag and was already lighting it.  “You don’t mind, do you?”

“Not particularly.”

“I knew you wouldn’t.  You don’t give a damn about anything.”

“Do they also say ‘damn’ in the sixth?”

“No—that’s what Mother said to Uncle Chet about you.”

“I see. . . .  Well . . .”

“But I’ve got to stay here now till I finish it. . . .  Don’t you think Sheldon’s rather marvellous?”

“Not only rather, but quite.”

“I think he’s the one who really ought to write a book about Grandfather.”

“Not a bad idea—why don’t you tell him?”

“I did, but he only smiled.  He’s so nice to everybody, isn’t he?  We had a wonderful Christmas party here last year, before Grandfather was ill—we had charades and one of them was his name—

SHELL, you know, and then DONE—but of course everybody guessed it— it was far too easy.  Then we had Buffalo—BUFF, the colour, and then a Frenchman answering the telephone—and then the whole word BUFFALO in America. . . .  No, it wasn’t Christmas, it was New Year, because Bridget and I had an argument about who had the darkest hair to let the New Year in with . . . but I did it.”

“You would, I’m sure.”

“Will Uncle Chet have any New Year’s party this year?”

“I shouldn’t think so. . .