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Title: Shapes of Clay

Author: Ambrose Bierce

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SHAPES OF CLAY
BY
AMBROSE BIERCE
AUTHOR OF "IN THE MIDST OF LIFE," "CAN SUCH THINGS BE?" "BLACK BEETLES IN AMBER," AND "FANTASTIC FABLES"

1903

DEDICATION.

WITH PRIDE IN THEIR WORK, FAITH IN THEIR FUTURE AND AFFECTION FOR THEMSELVES, AN OLD WRITER DEDICATES THIS BOOK TO HIS YOUNG FRIENDS AND PUPILS, GEORGE STERLING AND HERMAN SCHEFFAUER. A.B.

PREFACE.

Some small part of this book being personally censorious, and in that part the names of real persons being used without their assent, it seems fit that a few words be said of the matter in sober prose. What it seems well to say I have already said with sufficient clarity in the preface of another book, somewhat allied to this by that feature of its character. I quote from "Black Beetles in Amber:"

"Many of the verses in this book are republished, with considerable alterations, from various newspapers. Of my motives in writing and in now republishing I do not care to make either defence or explanation, except with reference to those who since my first censure of them have passed away. To one having only a reader's interest in the matter it may easily seem that the verses relating to those might properly have been omitted from this collection. But if these pieces, or indeed, if any considerable part of my work in literature, have the intrinsic worth which by this attempt to preserve some of it I have assumed, their permanent suppression is impossible, and it is only a question of when and by whom they will be republished. Some one will surely search them out and put them in circulation.

"I conceive it the right of an author to have his fugitive work collected in his lifetime; and this seems to me especially true of one whose work, necessarily engendering animosities, is peculiarly exposed to challenge as unjust. That is a charge that can best be examined before time has effaced the evidence. For the death of a man of whom I have written what I may venture to think worthy to live I am no way responsible; and however sincerely I may regret it, I can hardly consent that it shall affect my literary fortunes. If the satirist who does not accept the remarkable doctrine that, while condemning the sin he should spare the sinner, were bound to let the life of his work be coterminous with that of his subject his were a lot of peculiar hardship.

"Persuaded of the validity of all this I have not hesitated to reprint even certain 'epitaphs' which, once of the living, are now of the dead, as all the others must eventually be. The objection inheres in all forms of applied satire—my understanding of whose laws and liberties is at least derived from reverent study of the masters. That in respect of matters herein mentioned I have but followed their practice can be shown by abundant instance and example."

In arranging these verses for publication I have thought it needless to classify them according to character, as "Serious," "Comic," "Sentimental," "Satirical," and so forth. I do the reader the honor to think that he will readily discern the nature of what he is reading; and I entertain the hope that his mood will accommodate itself without disappointment to that of his author.

AMBROSE BIERCE.

CONTENTS.

THE PASSING SHOW ELIXIR VITAE CONVALESCENT AT THE CLOSE OF THE CANVASS NOVUM ORGANUM GEOTHEOS YORICK A VISION OF DOOM POLITICS POESY IN DEFENSE AN INVOCATION RELIGION A MORNING FANCY VISIONS OF SIN THE TOWN OF DAE AN ANARCHIST AN OFFER OF MARRIAGE ARMA VIRUMQUE ON A PROPOSED CREMATORY A DEMAND THE WEATHER WIGHT T.A.H. MY MONUMENT MAD HOSPITALITY FOR A CERTAIN CRITIC RELIGIOUS PROGRESS MAGNANIMITY TO HER TO A SUMMER POET ARTHUR MCEWEN CHARLES AND PETER CONTEMPLATION CREATION BUSINESS A POSSIBILITY TO A CENSOR THE HESITATING VETERAN A YEAR'S CASUALTIES INSPIRATION TO-DAY AN ALIBI REBUKE J.F.B. THE DYING STATESMAN THE DEATH OF GRANT THE FOUNTAIN REFILLED LAUS LUCIS NANINE TECHNOLOGY A REPLY TO A LETTER TO OSCAR WILDE PRAYER A "BORN LEADER OF MEN" TO THE BARTHOLDI STATUE AN UNMERRY CHRISTMAS BY A DEFEATED LITIGANT AN EPITAPH THE POLITICIAN AN INSCRIPTION FROM VIRGINIA TO PARIS A "MUTE INGLORIOUS MILTON" THE FREE TRADER'S LAMENT SUBTERRANEAN PHANTASIES IN MEMORIAM THE STATESMEN THE BROTHERS THE CYNIC'S BEQUEST CORRECTED NEWS AN EXPLANATION JUSTICE MR. FINK'S DEBATING DONKEY TO MY LAUNDRESS FAME OMNES VANITAS ASPIRATION DEMOCRACY THE NEW "ULALUME" CONSOLATION FATE PHILOSOPHER BIMM REMINDED SALVINI IN AMERICA ANOTHER WAY ART AN ENEMY TO LAW AND ORDER TO ONE ACROSS THE WAY THE DEBTOR ABROAD FORESIGHT A FAIR DIVISION GENESIS LIBERTY THE PASSING OF "BOSS" SHEPHERD TO MAUDE THE BIRTH OF VIRTUE STONEMAN IN HEAVEN THE SCURRIL PRESS STANLEY ONE OF THE UNFAIR SEX THE LORD'S PRAYER ON A COIN A LACKING FACTOR THE ROYAL JESTER A CAREER IN LETTERS THE FOLLOWING PAIR POLITICAL ECONOMY VANISHED AT COCK-CROW THE UNPARDONABLE SIN INDUSTRIAL DISCONTENT TEMPORA MUTANTUR CONTENTMENT THE NEW ENOCH DISAVOWAL AN AVERAGE WOMAN INCURABLE THE PUN A PARTISAN'S PROTEST TO NANINE VICE VERSA A BLACK-LIST A BEQUEST TO MUSIC AUTHORITY THE PSORIAD ONEIROMANCY PEACE THANKSGIVING L'AUDACE THE GOD'S VIEW-POINT THE AESTHETES JULY FOURTH WITH MINE OWN PETARD CONSTANCY SIRES AND SONS A CHALLENGE TWO SHOWS A POET'S HOPE THE WOMAN AND THE DEVIL TWO ROGUES BEECHER NOT GUILTY PRESENTIMENT A STUDY IN GRAY A PARADOX FOR MERIT A BIT OF SCIENCE THE TABLES TURNED TO A DEJECTED POET A FOOL THE HUMORIST MONTEFIORE A WARNING DISCRETION AN EXILE THE DIVISION SUPERINTENDENT PSYCHOGRAPHS TO A PROFESSIONAL EULOGIST FOR WOUNDS ELECTION DAY THE MILITIAMAN A LITERARY METHOD A WELCOME A SERENADE THE WISE AND GOOD THE LOST COLONEL FOR TAT A DILEMMA METEMPSYCHOSIS THE SAINT AND THE MONK THE OPPOSING SEX A WHIPPER-IN JUDGMENT THE FALL OF MISS LARKIN IN HIGH LIFE A BUBBLE A RENDEZVOUS FRANCINE AN EXAMPLE REVENGE THE GENESIS OF EMBARRASSMENT IN CONTUMACIAM RE-EDIFIED A BULLETIN FROM THE MINUTES WOMAN IN POLITICS TO AN ASPIRANT A BALLAD OF PIKEVILLE A BUILDER AN AUGURY LUSUS POLITICUS BEREAVEMENT AN INSCRIPTION A PICKBRAIN CONVALESCENT THE NAVAL CONSTRUCTOR DETECTED BIMETALISM THE RICH TESTATOR TWO METHODS FOUNDATIONS OF THE STATE IN IMPOSTER UNEXPOUNDED FRANCE THE EASTERN QUESTION A GUEST A FALSE PROPHECY TWO TYPES SOME ANTE-MORTEM EPITAPHS A HYMN OF THE MANY ONE MORNING AN ERROR AT THE "NATIONAL ENCAMPMENT" THE KING OF BORES HISTORY THE HERMIT TO A CRITIC OF TENNYSON THE YEARLY LIE CO-OPERATION AN APOLOGUE DIAGNOSIS FALLEN DIES IRAE THE DAY OF WRATH ONE MOOD'S EXPRESSION SOMETHING IN THE PAPERS IN THE BINNACLE HUMILITY ONE PRESIDENT THE BRIDE STRAINED RELATIONS THE MAN BORN BLIND A NIGHTMARE A WET SEASON THE CONFEDERATE FLAGS HAEC FARULA DOCET EXONERATION AZRAEL AGAIN HOMO PODUNKENSIS A SOCIAL CALL

SHAPES OF CLAY

THE PASSING SHOW.

I.

  I know not if it was a dream. I viewed
  A city where the restless multitude,
    Between the eastern and the western deep
  Had roared gigantic fabrics, strong and rude.

  Colossal palaces crowned every height;
  Towers from valleys climbed into the light;
    O'er dwellings at their feet, great golden domes
  Hung in the blue, barbarically bright.

  But now, new-glimmering to-east, the day
  Touched the black masses with a grace of gray,
    Dim spires of temples to the nation's God
  Studding high spaces of the wide survey.

  Well did the roofs their solemn secret keep
  Of life and death stayed by the truce of sleep,
    Yet whispered of an hour-when sleepers wake,
  The fool to hope afresh, the wise to weep.

  The gardens greened upon the builded hills
  Above the tethered thunders of the mills
    With sleeping wheels unstirred to service yet
  By the tamed torrents and the quickened rills.

  A hewn acclivity, reprieved a space,
  Looked on the builder's blocks about his base
    And bared his wounded breast in sign to say:
  "Strike! 't is my destiny to lodge your race.

  "'T was but a breath ago the mammoth browsed
  Upon my slopes, and in my caves I housed
    Your shaggy fathers in their nakedness,
  While on their foeman's offal they caroused."

  Ships from afar afforested the bay.
  Within their huge and chambered bodies lay
    The wealth of continents; and merrily sailed
  The hardy argosies to far Cathay.

  Beside the city of the living spread—
  Strange fellowship!—the city of the dead;
    And much I wondered what its humble folk,
  To see how bravely they were housed, had said.

  Noting how firm their habitations stood,
  Broad-based and free of perishable wood—
    How deep in granite and how high in brass
  The names were wrought of eminent and good,

  I said: "When gold or power is their aim,
  The smile of beauty or the wage of shame,
    Men dwell in cities; to this place they fare
  When they would conquer an abiding fame."

  From the red East the sun—a solemn rite—
  Crowned with a flame the cross upon a height
    Above the dead; and then with all his strength
  Struck the great city all aroar with light!

II.

  I know not if it was a dream. I came
  Unto a land where something seemed the same
    That I had known as 't were but yesterday,
  But what it was I could not rightly name.

  It was a strange and melancholy land.
  Silent and desolate. On either hand
    Lay waters of a sea that seemed as dead,
  And dead above it seemed the hills to stand,

  Grayed all with age, those lonely hills—ah me,
  How worn and weary they appeared to be!
    Between their feet long dusty fissures clove
  The plain in aimless windings to the sea.

  One hill there was which, parted from the rest,
  Stood where the eastern water curved a-west.
    Silent and passionless it stood. I thought
  I saw a scar upon its giant breast.

  The sun with sullen and portentous gleam
  Hung like a menace on the sea's extreme;
    Nor the dead waters, nor the far, bleak bars
  Of cloud were conscious of his failing beam.

  It was a dismal and a dreadful sight,
  That desert in its cold, uncanny light;
    No soul but I alone to mark the fear
  And imminence of everlasting night!

  All presages and prophecies of doom
  Glimmered and babbled in the ghastly gloom,
    And in the midst of that accursèd scene
  A wolf sat howling on a broken tomb.

ELIXER VITAE.

  Of life's elixir I had writ, when sleep
  (Pray Heaven it spared him who the writing read!)
  Sealed upon my senses with so deep
  A stupefaction that men thought me dead.
  The centuries stole by with noiseless tread,
  Like spectres in the twilight of my dream;
  I saw mankind in dim procession sweep
  Through life, oblivion at each extreme.
  Meanwhile my beard, like Barbarossa's growing,
  Loaded my lap and o'er my knees was flowing.

  The generations came with dance and song,
  And each observed me curiously there.
  Some asked: "Who was he?" Others in the throng
  Replied: "A wicked monk who slept at prayer."
  Some said I was a saint, and some a bear—
  These all were women. So the young and gay,
  Visibly wrinkling as they fared along,
  Doddered at last on failing limbs away;
  Though some, their footing in my beard entangled,
  Fell into its abysses and were strangled.

  At last a generation came that walked
  More slowly forward to the common tomb,
  Then altogether stopped. The women talked
  Excitedly; the men, with eyes agloom
  Looked darkly on them with a look of doom;
  And one cried out: "We are immortal now—
  How need we these?" And a dread figure stalked,
  Silent, with gleaming axe and shrouded brow,
  And all men cried: "Decapitate the women,
  Or soon there'll be no room to stand or swim in!"

  So (in my dream) each lovely head was chopped
  From its fair shoulders, and but men alone
  Were left in all the world. Birth being stopped,
  Enough of room remained in every zone,
  And Peace ascended Woman's vacant throne.
  Thus, life's elixir being found (the quacks
  Their bread-and-butter in it gladly sopped)
  'Twas made worth having by the headsman's axe.
  Seeing which, I gave myself a hearty shaking,
  And crumbled all to powder in the waking.

CONVALESCENT.

  What! "Out of danger?" Can the slighted Dame
  Or canting Pharisee no more defame?
  Will Treachery caress my hand no more,
  Nor Hatred He alurk about my door?—
  Ingratitude, with benefits dismissed,
  Not close the loaded palm to make a fist?
  Will Envy henceforth not retaliate
  For virtues it were vain to emulate?
  Will Ignorance my knowledge fail to scout,
  Not understanding what 'tis all about,
  Yet feeling in its light so mean and small
  That all his little soul is turned to gall?

  What! "Out of danger?" Jealousy disarmed?
  Greed from exaction magically charmed?
  Ambition stayed from trampling whom it meets,
  Like horses fugitive in crowded streets?
  The Bigot, with his candle, book and bell,
  Tongue-tied, unlunged and paralyzed as well?
  The Critic righteously to justice haled,
  His own ear to the post securely nailed—
  What most he dreads unable to inflict,
  And powerless to hawk the faults he's picked?
  The liar choked upon his choicest lie,
  And impotent alike to villify
  Or flatter for the gold of thrifty men
  Who hate his person but employ his pen—
  Who love and loathe, respectively, the dirt
  Belonging to his character and shirt?

  What! "Out of danger?"—Nature's minions all,
  Like hounds returning to the huntsman's call,
  Obedient to the unwelcome note
  That stays them from the quarry's bursting throat?—
  Famine and Pestilence and Earthquake dire,
  Torrent and Tempest, Lightning, Frost and Fire,
  The soulless Tiger and the mindless Snake,
  The noxious Insect from the stagnant lake
  (Automaton malevolences wrought
  Out of the substance of Creative Thought)—
  These from their immemorial prey restrained,
  Their fury baffled and their power chained?

  I'm safe? Is that what the physician said?
  What! "Out of danger?" Then, by Heaven, I'm dead!

AT THE CLOSE OF THE CANVASS.

  'Twas a Venerable Person, whom I met one Sunday morning,
  All appareled as a prophet of a melancholy sect;
  And in a jeremaid of objurgatory warning
  He lifted up his jodel to the following effect:

  O ye sanguinary statesmen, intermit your verbal tussles
  O ye editors and orators, consent to hear my lay!
  And a little while the digital and maxillary muscles
  And attend to what a Venerable Person has to say.

  Cease your writing, cease your shouting, cease your wild unearthly lying;
  Cease to bandy such expressions as are never, never found
  In the letter of a lover; cease "exposing" and "replying"—
  Let there be abated fury and a decrement of sound.

  For to-morrow will be Monday and the fifth day of November—
  Only day of opportunity before the final rush.
  Carpe diem! go conciliate each person who's a member
    Of the other party—do it while you can without a blush.

  "Lo! the time is close upon you when the madness of the season
    Having howled itself to silence, like a Minnesota 'clone,
  Will at last be superseded by the still, small voice of reason,
    When the whelpage of your folly you would willingly disown.

  "Ah, 'tis mournful to consider what remorses will be thronging,
    With a consciousness of having been so ghastly indiscreet,
  When by accident untoward two ex-gentlemen belonging
    To the opposite political denominations meet!

  "Yes, 'tis melancholy, truly, to forecast the fierce, unruly
    Supersurging of their blushes, like the flushes upon high
  When Aurora Borealis lights her circumpolar palace
    And in customary manner sets her banner in the sky.

  "Each will think: 'This falsifier knows that I too am a liar.
  Curse him for a son of Satan, all unholily compound!
  Curse my leader for another! Curse that pelican, my mother!
  Would to God that I when little in my victual had been drowned!'"

  Then that Venerable Person went away without returning
  And, the madness of the season having also taken flight,
  All the people soon were blushing like the skies to crimson burning
  When Aurora Borealis fires her premises by night.

NOVUM ORGANUM.

  In Bacon see the culminating prime
  Of Anglo-Saxon intellect and crime.
  He dies and Nature, settling his affairs,
  Parts his endowments among us, his heirs:
  To every one a pinch of brain for seed,
  And, to develop it, a pinch of greed.
  Each thrifty heir, to make the gift suffice,
  Buries the talent to manure the vice.

GEOTHEOS.

  As sweet as the look of a lover
   Saluting the eyes of a maid,
   That blossom to blue as the maid
  Is ablush to the glances above her,
   The sunshine is gilding the glade
   And lifting the lark out of shade.

  Sing therefore high praises, and therefore
   Sing songs that are ancient as gold,
   Of Earth in her garments of gold;
  Nor ask of their meaning, nor wherefore
   They charm as of yore, for behold!
   The Earth is as fair as of old.

  Sing songs of the pride of the mountains,
   And songs of the strength of the seas,
   And the fountains that fall to the seas
  From the hands of the hills, and the fountains
   That shine in the temples of trees,
   In valleys of roses and bees.

  Sing songs that are dreamy and tender,
    Of slender Arabian palms,
    And shadows that circle the palms,
  Where caravans, veiled from the splendor,
    Are kneeling in blossoms and balms,
    In islands of infinite calms.

  Barbaric, O Man, was thy runing
    When mountains were stained as with wine
    By the dawning of Time, and as wine
  Were the seas, yet its echoes are crooning,
    Achant in the gusty pine
    And the pulse of the poet's line.

YORICK.

  Hard by an excavated street one sat
  In solitary session on the sand;
  And ever and anon he spake and spat
  And spake again—a yellow skull in hand,
  To which that retrospective Pioneer
  Addressed the few remarks that follow here:

  "Who are you? Did you come 'der blains agross,'
  Or 'Horn aroundt'? In days o' '49
  Did them thar eye-holes see the Southern Cross
  From the Antarctic Sea git up an' shine?
  Or did you drive a bull team 'all the way
  From Pike,' with Mr. Joseph Bowers?—say!

  "Was you in Frisco when the water came
  Up to Montgum'ry street? and do you mind
  The time when Peters run the faro game—
  Jim Peters from old Mississip—behind
  Wells Fargo's, where he subsequent was bust
  By Sandy, as regards both bank and crust?

  "I wonder was you here when Casey shot
  James King o' William? And did you attend
  The neck-tie dance ensuin'? I did not,
  But j'ined the rush to Go Creek with my friend
  Ed'ard McGowan; for we was resolved
  In sech diversions not to be involved.

  "Maybe I knowed you; seems to me I've seed
    Your face afore. I don't forget a face,
  But names I disremember—I'm that breed
    Of owls. I'm talking some'at into space
  An' maybe my remarks is too derned free,
  Seein' yer name is unbeknown to me.

  "Ther' was a time, I reckon, when I knowed
    Nigh onto every dern galoot in town.
  That was as late as '50. Now she's growed
    Surprisin'! Yes, me an' my pardner, Brown,
  Was wide acquainted. If ther' was a cuss
  We didn't know, the cause was—he knowed us.

  "Maybe you had that claim adjoinin' mine
    Up thar in Calaveras. Was it you
  To which Long Mary took a mighty shine,
    An' throwed squar' off on Jake the Kangaroo?
  I guess if she could see ye now she'd take
  Her chance o' happiness along o' Jake.

  "You ain't so purty now as you was then:
    Yer eyes is nothin' but two prospect holes,
  An' women which are hitched to better men
    Would hardly for sech glances damn their souls,
  As Lengthie did. By G——! I hope it's you,
  For" (kicks the skull) "I'm Jake the Kangaroo."

A VISION OF DOOM.

  I stood upon a hill.