Hold on 2 good friends 
, but don’t waste ur 
on every new person that comes into ur life.
5. Stay out of fights. But if u find urself in 1 anyway, kick some ***. 
6. Listen 2 every1, but don’t waste 
& energy on ppl who don’t deserve it.
7. 
what other ppl do, but don’t 
them.
8. Dress nicely, but don’t go overboard. (u know how 
ppl are.) 
9. Don’t borrow or lend 2 friends or u might lose both. And/or u might start 2 resent them. And/or they might start 2 resent u! 
10. Above all: b true 2 urself. If u are completely urself, then u 
b fake 2 any1!! 
Laertes
Thx, Dad. I’ll let u know when I get there. 
Polonius
Good luck! 
Group text: Laertes, Ophelia, Polonius
Laertes
About 2 board. Bye, guys. Ophelia, remember wut I said!! 
Ophelia
xoxo
Polonius
U can tell me what that was about when I get 
.
Ophelia
sigh. if you must know, it was about hamlet.
Polonius
I knew it. U 2 have been spending a lot of 2gether. What’s going on? & 
don’t u dare lie 2 me!
Ophelia
dad, it’s just…
he 
me.
Polonius
He probably CANOODLING w/ u!
Ophelia
ew. dad. please don’t ever say something like that again.
Polonius
Don’t b naïve. He’s the prince! Do I need 2 make U a 
of advice like ur brother?! That’s it. U r forbidden 2 speak 2 Hamlet ever again. 
Ophelia
dad, stop. you’re overreacting. he’s serious about me. 
soon?? 
Polonius
You rly don’t have a choice. This ends NOW, Ophelia.
Ophelia
fine. but he’s not gonna like it.
Ophelia has updated her relationship status from “In a relationship” to “It’s complicated.”
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[Scene 4]
Claudius has posted 11 new photos to the album: Here We Go a-Wassailing! —with Queen Gertrude and 10 others.
Queen Gertrude likes this.
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Hamlet
It’s almost midnight.
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