He shaved rather painstakingly and washed
in the same way, hastily sipped some tea, and proceeded to his main, definitive dressing: he put
on almost perfectly new trousers; then a shirt front with little bronze buttons, a waistcoat with
rather bright and agreeable little flowers; tied a multicolored silk cravat around his neck, and
finally pulled on a uniform jacket, also spanking new and painstakingly brushed. While dressing,
he glanced lovingly at his boots several times, lifted now one foot, now the other, admired the
style, and kept whispering something under his nose, occasionally winking at his thoughts with an
expressive little grimace. However, Mr. Goliadkin was extremely distracted that morning, because
he let Petrushka’s little smiles and grimaces on his account as he helped him dress go almost
unnoticed. Finally, having adjusted everything properly, the fully dressed Mr. Goliadkin put his
wallet in his pocket, definitively admired Petrushka, who had put on his boots and was thus in
full readiness, and, noticing that everything had been done and there was nothing more to wait
for, hastily, bustlingly, with little trepidations of the heart, ran down his stairs. A light
blue hackney carriage with some coat-of-arms on it rolled up thunderingly to the porch.
Petrushka, exchanging winks with the coachman and various idlers, seated his master in the
carriage; in an unaccustomed voice and barely holding back his foolish laughter, he shouted:
“Gee-up!” and jumped onto the tailboard, and the whole thing, with noise and thunder, jingling
and clattering, rolled off towards Nevsky Prospect. 3 The blue carriage had no
sooner driven through the gate than Mr. Goliadkin rubbed his hands convulsively and dissolved
into quiet, inaudible laughter, like a man of merry character who has managed to play a nice
trick and is as glad of it as glad can be. However, immediately following this fit of merriment,
the laughter on Mr. Goliadkin’s face changed to a strangely preoccupied expression. Though the
weather was damp and gray, he lowered both windows of the carriage and began looking concernedly
to right and left at passersby, immediately assuming a decent and decorous air as soon as he
noticed someone looking at him. At the turn from Liteinaya onto Nevsky, he gave a start from a
most unpleasant sensation and, wincing like some poor fellow whose corn has accidentally been
stepped on, hastily and even fearfully pressed himself into the darkest corner of the carriage.
The thing was that he had met two of his colleagues, two young clerks from the department where
he himself worked. The clerks, as it seemed to Mr. Goliadkin, were for their own part also
extremely perplexed at meeting their colleague in this fashion; one of them even pointed his
finger at Mr. Goliadkin. It even seemed to Mr. Goliadkin that the other called him loudly by
name, which, naturally, was quite an improper thing to do in the street. Our hero stayed hidden
and did not respond. “Little brats!” he began to reason with himself. “Well, what’s so strange? A
man in a carriage; a man needs to be in a carriage, so he takes a carriage. Simply trash! I know
them—they’re simply brats who ought to be whipped! They only play pitch-and-toss on payday and
mooch about somewhere, that’s what they do. I could tell them all a thing or two, only…” Mr.
Goliadkin did not finish and went dead. A brisk pair of pretty Kazan horses, quite familiar to
Mr. Goliadkin, hitched to a jaunty droshky, was quickly passing his carriage on the right. The
gentleman sitting in the droshky, chancing to see the face of Mr. Goliadkin, who quite
imprudently stuck his head out the window of the carriage, was apparently also extremely amazed
at such an unexpected encounter and, leaning out as far as he could, began peering with great
curiosity and concern into the corner of the carriage, where our hero had hastened to hide. The
gentleman in the droshky was Andrei Filippovich, head of an office in the place where Mr.
Goliadkin also served in the quality of assistant to his section chief. Mr. Goliadkin, seeing
that Andrei Filippovich recognized him perfectly well, was looking at him all eyes, and it was
simply impossible to hide from him, blushed to the roots of his hair.
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