there are some
suspicious-looking characters in galoshes round here, and... Professor Persikov
of the Fourth University..."
The receiver suddenly cut the conversation
short, and Persikov walked away, cursing under his breath.
"Would you like some tea, Vladimir
Ipatych?" Maria Stepanovna enquired timidly, peeping into the study.
"No, I would not ... and the devil take the lot of them... What's got into them!"
Exactly ten minutes later the Professor
received some new visitors in his study. One of them was pleasant, rotund and
very polite, in an ordinary khaki service jacket and breeches. A pince-nez
perched on his nose, like a crystal butterfly. In fact he looked like a cherub
in patent leather boots.
The second, short and extremely grim,
wore civilian clothes, but they seemed to constrict him. The third visitor
behaved in a most peculiar fashion. He did not enter the Professor's study, but
stayed outside in the dark corridor. The brightly lit study wreathed in clouds
of tobacco smoke was entirely visible to him. The face of this third man, also
in civilian clothes, was adorned by a tinted pince-nez.
The two inside the study wore Persikov out completely, examining the visiting card, asking him about
the five thousand and making him describe what the man looked like.
"The devil only knows," Persikov
muttered. "Well, he had a loathsome face. A
degenerate."
"Did he have a glass eye?" the small
man croaked.
"The devil only knows. But no, he didn't.
His eyes darted about all the time."
"Rubinstein?" the cherub asked the
small man quietly. But the small man shook his head gloomily.
"Rubinstein would never give cash without
a receipt, that's for sure,"
he muttered.
"This isn't Rubinstein's work. It's someone bigger."
The story about the galoshes evoked the
liveliest interest from the visitors. The cherub rapped a few words down the
receiver: "The State Political Board orders house committee secretary Kolesov
to come to Professor Persikov's apartment I at once with the galoshes." In
a flash Kolesov turned up in thes study, pale-faced and clutching the pair of
galoshes.
"Vasenka!" the cherub called quietly
to the man sitting in the hall, who got up lethargically
and slouched into the study. The tinted lenses had swallowed up his eyes
completely.
"Yeh?" he asked briefly and
sleepily.
"The galoshes."
The tinted lenses slid over the galoshes, and
Persikov thought he saw a pair of very sharp eyes, not at all sleepy, flash out
from under the lenses for a second. But they disappeared almost at once.
"Well, Vasenka?"
The man called Vasenka replied in a flat
voice: "Well what? They're Polenzhkovsky's galoshes."
The house committee was immediately deprived
of Professor Persikov's present. The galoshes disappeared in a newspaper.
Highly delighted, the cherub in the service jacket rose to his feet and began
to pump the Professor's hand, even delivering a small speech, the gist of which
was as follows: it did the Professor honour ... the Professor could rest
assured ... he would not be disturbed any more, either at the Institute or at
home ... steps would be taken, his chambers were perfectly safe...
"But couldn't you shoot the
reporters?" asked Persikov, looking over his spectacles.
His question cheered the visitors up no end.
Not only the small gloomy one, but even the tinted one in the hall gave a big
smile. Beaming and sparkling, the cherub explained that that was impossible.
"But who was that scoundrel who came
here?"
The smiles disappeared at once, and the cherub
replied evasively that it was just some petty speculator not worth worrying
about. All the same he trusted that the Professor would treat the events of
this evening in complete confidence, and the visitors left.
Persikov returned to his study and the
diagrams, but he was not destined to study them. The telephone's red light went
on, and a female voice suggested that the Professor might like to marry an
attractive and amorous widow with a seven-roomed apartment. Persikov howled
down the receiver:
"I advise you to get treatment from
Professor Rossolimo..." and then the phone rang again.
This time Persikov softened somewhat, because
the person, quite a famous one, who was ringing from the Kremlin enquired at
length with great concern about Persikov's work and expressed the desire to
visit his laboratory. Stepping back from the telephone, Persikov wiped his
forehead and took off the receiver. Then trumpets began blaring and the shrieks
of the Valkyrie rang in the apartment upstairs. The cloth mill director's radio
had tuned in to the Wagner concert at the Bolshoi.
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