To the accompaniment of
howls and rumbles descending from the ceiling, Persikov declared to Maria
Stepanovna that he would take the director to court, smash his radio to bits,
and get the blazes out of Moscow, because somebody was clearly trying to drive
him out. He broke his magnifying glass, spent the night on the divan in the
study and was lulled to sleep by the sweet trills of a famous pianist wafted
from the Bolshoi Theatre.
The following day was also full of surprises.
After taking the tram to the Institute, Persikov found a stranger in a
fashionable green bowler hat standing on the porch. He scrutinised Persikov
carefully, but did not address any questions to him, so Persikov put up with
him. But in the Institute hall, apart from the dismayed Pankrat, a second
bowler hat stood up as Persikov came in and greeted him courteously: "Good
morning, Citizen Professor."
"What do you want?" asked Persikov
furiously, tearing off his coat with Pankrat's help. But the bowler hat quickly
pacified Persikov by whispering in the gentlest of voices that there was no
need at all for the Professor to be upset. He, the bowler hat, was there
precisely in order to protect the Professor from all sorts of importunate
visitors. The Professor could rest assured not only about the laboratory doors,
but also about the windows. So saying the stranger turned back the lapel of his
jacket for a moment and showed the Professor a badge.
"Hm ... you work pretty efficiently, I
must say," Persikov growled, adding naively: "What will you have to
eat?"
Whereupon the bowler hat smiled and explained
that someone would come to relieve him.
The next three days were splendid. The
Professor had two visits from the Kremlin and one from the students whom he was
to examine. The students all failed to a man, and you could see from their
faces that Persikov now filled them with a superstitious dread.
"Go and be bus conductors! You're not fit
to study zoology," came the shouts from his
laboratory.
"Strict, is he?" the bowler hat
asked Pankrat.
"I should say so," Pankrat replied.
"If any of 'em stick it to the end, they come staggerin' out, sweatin'
like pigs, and make straight for the boozer."
With all this going on the Professor did not
notice the time pass, but on the fourth day he was again brought back to
reality, thanks to a thin, shrill voice from the street.
"Vladimir Ipatych!" the voice
shouted through the open window from Herzen Street. The voice was in luck.
Persikov had driven himself too hard in the last few days. And at that moment
he was sitting in an armchair having a rest and a smoke, with a vacant stare in
his red-rimmed eyes. He was exhausted. So it was even with a certain curiosity
that he looked out of the window and saw Alfred Bronsky on the pavement. The
Professor recognised the titled owner of the visiting card from his pointed hat
and note-pad.
Bronsky gave a tender and courteous
bow to the window.
"Oh, it's you, is it?" asked the
Professor. He did not have the strength to be angry and was even curious to
know what would happen next.
Protected by the window he felt safe
from Alfred. The ever-vigilant bowler hat outside
immediately turned an ear to Bronsky. The latter's face blossomed into the
smarmiest of smiles.
"Just a sec or two, dear Professor,"
said Bronsky, raising his voice to make himself heard. "I have one
question only and it concerns zoology. May I put it to you?"
"You may," Persikov replied in a
laconic, ironical tone, thinking to himself: "There's something American
about that rascal, you know."
"What have you to say re the fowls,
Professor?" shouted Bronsky, cupping his hands round his mouth.
Persikov was taken aback. He sat on the
window-sill, then got down, pressed a knob and shouted, pointing at the window:
"Let that fellow on the pavement in, Pankrat!"
When Bronsky walked into the room, Persikov
extended his bonhomie to the point of barking "Sit down!" to him.
Smiling ecstatically, Bronsky sat down on the
revolving stool "Kindly explain something to me," Persikov began.
"You write for those newspapers of yours, don't you?"
"That is so," Alfred replied
respectfully.
"Well, what I can't understand is how you
can write if you can't even speak Russian properly. What do you mean by 'a sec
or two' and 're the fowls'?"
Bronsky gave a thin, respectful laugh.
"Valentin Petrovich corrects it."
"And who might Valentin Petrovich
be?"
"The head of the
literary section."
"Oh, well. I'm not a philologist anyway.
Now, leaving aside that Petrovich of yours, what exactly do you wish to know
about fowls?"
"Everything you can tell me,
Professor."
At this point Bronsky armed himself with a
pencil. Sparks of triumph flashed in Persikov's eyes.
"You shouldn't have come to me, I don't
specialise in our feathered friends. You should have gone to Yemelian
Ivano-vich Portugalov, at the First University. I personally know very little..."
Bronsky smiled ecstatically to indicate that
he had got the Professor's joke. "Joke-very
little!" he scribbled in his pad.
"But if it interests you, of course. Hens, or cristates are a variety of bird from the fowl
species. From the pheasant family," Persikov began in a loud voice,
looking not at Bronsky, but into the far distance where he could see an
audience of thousands.
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