He took his
parcel to the sunny corner of the garden, where the old wooden seat stood
sheltered from the biting March winds. Messrs Beit
had put in with the circular one of their short lists, a neat booklet, headed: Messrs Beit &
Co.'s Recent Publications.
He
settled himself comfortably on the seat, lit his pipe, and began to read:
"A Bad Un to Beat: a Novel of
Sporting Life, by the Honorable Mrs. Scudamore
Runnymede, author of Yoicks, With the Mudshire
Pack, The Sportleigh Stables, etc., etc., 3 vols.
At all Libraries." The Press, it seemed, pronounced this to be a "charming book. Mrs.
Runnymede has wit and humor enough to furnish forth half-a-dozen ordinary
sporting novels." "Told with the sparkle and vivacity of a past-mistress
in the art of novel writing," said the Review;
while Miranda, of Smart Society,
positively bubbled with enthusiasm. "You must forgive me, Aminta," wrote this young person, "if I have not
sent the description I promised of Madame Lulu's new creations and others of
that ilk. I must a tale unfold; Tom came in yesterday and began to rave about
the Honorable Mrs. Scudamore Runnymede's last novel, A Bad Un to Beat.
He says all the Smart Set are talking of it, and it
seems the police have to regulate the crowd at Mudie's.
You know I read everything Mrs. Runnymede writes, so I set out Miggs directly to beg, borrow or steal a copy, and I
confess I burnt the midnight oil before I laid it down. Now, mind you
get it, you will find it so awfully chic."
Nearly all the novelists on Messrs Beit's list were
ladies, their works all ran to three volumes, and all of them pleased the Press, the Review, and Miranda of Smart
Society. One of these books, Millicent's
Marriage, by Sarah Pocklington Sanders, was
pronounced fit to lie on the school-room table, on the drawing-room bookshelf,
or beneath the pillow of the most gently nurtured of our daughters.
"This," the reviewer went on, "is high praise, especially in
these days when we are deafened by the loud-voiced clamor of self-styled
'artists.' We would warn the young men who prate so persistently of style and
literature, construction and prose harmonies, that we believe the English
reading public will have none of them. Harmless amusement, a gentle flow of
domestic interest, a faithful reproduction of the open and manly life of the
hunting field, pictures of innocent and healthy English girlhood such as Miss
Sanders here affords us; these are the topics that will always find a welcome
in our homes, which remain bolted and barred against the abandoned artist and
the scrofulous stylist."
He
turned over the pages of the little book and chuckled in high relish; he
discovered an honest enthusiasm, a determination to strike a blow for the good
and true that refreshed and exhilarated. A beaming face, spectacled and
whiskered probably, an expansive waistcoat, and a tender heart, seemed to shine
through the words which Messrs Beit had quoted; and
the alliteration of the final sentence; that was good too; there was style for
you if you wanted it. The champion of the blushing cheek and the gushing eye
showed that he too could handle the weapons of the enemy if he cared to trouble
himself with such things. Lucian leant back and roared with indecent laughter
till the tabby tom-cat who had succeeded to the poor dead beasts looked up
reproachfully from his sunny corner, with a face like the reviewer's, innocent
and round and whiskered. At last he turned to his parcel and drew out some
half-dozen sheets of manuscript, and began to read in a rather desponding
spirit; it was pretty obvious, he thought, that the stuff was poor and beneath
the standard of publication. The book had taken a year and a half in the
making; it was a pious attempt to translate into English prose the form and
mystery of the domed hills, the magic of occult valleys, the
sound of the red swollen brook swirling through leafless woods. Day-dreams and
toil at nights had gone into the eager pages, he had labored hard to do his very
best, writing and rewriting, weighing his cadences, beginning over and over
again, grudging no patience, no trouble if only it might be pretty good; good
enough to print and sell to a reading public which had become critical. He
glanced through the manuscript in his hand, and to his astonishment, he could
not help thinking that in its measure it was decent work. After three months
his prose seemed fresh and strange as if it had been wrought by another man,
and in spite of himself he found charming things, and
impressions that were not commonplace. He knew how weak it all was compared
with his own conceptions; he had seen an enchanted city, awful, glorious, with
flame smitten about its battlements, like the cities of the Sangraal,
and he had molded his copy in such poor clay as came to his hand; yet, in spite
of the gulf that yawned between the idea and the work, he knew as he read that
the thing accomplished was very far from a failure. He put back the leaves
carefully, and glanced again at Messrs Beit's list.
It had escaped his notice that A Bad Un to Beat was in its third three-volume edition. It was
a great thing, at all events, to know in what direction to aim, if he wished to
succeed. If he worked hard, he thought, he might some day win the approval of
the coy and retiring Miranda of Smart
Society; that modest maiden might in his praise interrupt her task of
disinterested advertisement, her philanthropic counsels to "go to
Jumper's, and mind you ask for Mr. C. Jumper, who will show you the lovely blue
paper with the yellow spots at ten shillings the piece." He put down the
pamphlet, and laughed again at the books and the reviewers: so that he might
not weep. This then was English fiction, this was English criticism, and farce,
after all, was but an ill-played tragedy.
The
rejected manuscript was hidden away, and his father quoted Horace's maxim as to
the benefit of keeping literary works for some time "in the wood."
There was nothing to grumble at, though Lucian was inclined to think the
duration of the reader's catarrh a little exaggerated. But this was a trifle;
he did not arrogate to himself the position of a small commercial traveler, who
expects prompt civility as a matter of course, and not at all as a favor. He
simply forgot his old book, and resolved that he would make a better one if he
could. With the hot fit of resolution, the determination not to be snuffed out
by one refusal upon him, he began to beat about in his mind for some new
scheme. At first it seemed that he had hit upon a promising subject; he began
to plot out chapters and scribble hints for the curious story that had entered
his mind, arranging his circumstances and noting the effects to be produced
with all the enthusiasm of the artist.
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