In
short, his day's work would have been a pretty heavy one for a
porter, but his thorough good-will made nothing of it; and as he
sat upon the luggage at last, waiting for the Pecksniffs, escorted
by the new pupil, to come down the lane, his heart was light with
the hope of having pleased his benefactor.
'I was almost afraid,' said Tom, taking a letter from his pocket
and wiping his face, for he was hot with bustling about though it
was a cold day, 'that I shouldn't have had time to write it, and
that would have been a thousand pities; postage from such a
distance being a serious consideration, when one's not rich. She
will be glad to see my hand, poor girl, and to hear that Pecksniff
is as kind as ever. I would have asked John Westlock to call and
see her, and tell her all about me by word of mouth, but I was
afraid he might speak against Pecksniff to her, and make her
uneasy. Besides, they are particular people where she is, and it
might have rendered her situation uncomfortable if she had had a
visit from a young man like John. Poor Ruth!'
Tom Pinch seemed a little disposed to be melancholy for half a
minute or so, but he found comfort very soon, and pursued his
ruminations thus:
'I'm a nice man, I don't think, as John used to say (John was a
kind, merry-hearted fellow; I wish he had liked Pecksniff better),
to be feeling low, on account of the distance between us, when I
ought to be thinking, instead, of my extraordinary good luck in
having ever got here. I must have been born with a silver spoon in
my mouth, I am sure, to have ever come across Pecksniff. And here
have I fallen again into my usual good luck with the new pupil!
Such an affable, generous, free fellow, as he is, I never saw. Why,
we were companions directly! and he a relation of Pecksniff's too,
and a clever, dashing youth who might cut his way through the world
as if it were a cheese! Here he comes while the words are on my
lips' said Tom; 'walking down the lane as if the lane belonged to
him.'
In truth, the new pupil, not at all disconcerted by the honour
of having Miss Mercy Pecksniff on his arm, or by the affectionate
adieux of that young lady, approached as Mr Pinch spoke, followed
by Miss Charity and Mr Pecksniff. As the coach appeared at the same
moment, Tom lost no time in entreating the gentleman last
mentioned, to undertake the delivery of his letter.
'Oh!' said Mr Pecksniff, glancing at the superscription. 'For
your sister, Thomas. Yes, oh yes, it shall be delivered, Mr Pinch.
Make your mind easy upon that score. She shall certainly have it,
Mr Pinch.'
He made the promise with so much condescension and patronage,
that Tom felt he had asked a great deal (this had not occurred to
his mind before), and thanked him earnestly. The Miss Pecksniffs,
according to a custom they had, were amused beyond description at
the mention of Mr Pinch's sister. Oh the fright! The bare idea of a
Miss Pinch! Good heavens!
Tom was greatly pleased to see them so merry, for he took it as
a token of their favour, and good-humoured regard. Therefore he
laughed too and rubbed his hands and wished them a pleasant journey
and safe return, and was quite brisk. Even when the coach had
rolled away with the olive-branches in the boot and the family of
doves inside, he stood waving his hand and bowing; so much
gratified by the unusually courteous demeanour of the young ladies,
that he was quite regardless, for the moment, of Martin Chuzzlewit,
who stood leaning thoughtfully against the finger-post, and who
after disposing of his fair charge had hardly lifted his eyes from
the ground.
The perfect silence which ensued upon the bustle and departure
of the coach, together with the sharp air of the wintry afternoon,
roused them both at the same time. They turned, as by mutual
consent, and moved off arm-in-arm.
'How melancholy you are!' said Tom; 'what is the matter?'
'Nothing worth speaking of,' said Martin. 'Very little more than
was the matter yesterday, and much more, I hope, than will be the
matter to-morrow. I'm out of spirits, Pinch.'
'Well,' cried Tom, 'now do you know I am in capital spirits
today, and scarcely ever felt more disposed to be good company. It
was a very kind thing in your predecessor, John, to write to me,
was it not?'
'Why, yes,' said Martin carelessly; 'I should have thought he
would have had enough to do to enjoy himself, without thinking of
you, Pinch.'
'Just what I felt to be so very likely,' Tom rejoined; 'but no,
he keeps his word, and says, "My dear Pinch, I often think of you,"
and all sorts of kind and considerate things of that
description.'
'He must be a devilish good-natured fellow,' said Martin,
somewhat peevishly: 'because he can't mean that, you know.'
'I don't suppose he can, eh?' said Tom, looking wistfully in his
companion's face. 'He says so to please me, you think?'
'Why, is it likely,' rejoined Martin, with greater earnestness,
'that a young man newly escaped from this kennel of a place, and
fresh to all the delights of being his own master in London, can
have much leisure or inclination to think favourably of anything or
anybody he has left behind him here? I put it to you, Pinch, is it
natural?'
After a short reflection, Mr Pinch replied, in a more subdued
tone, that to be sure it was unreasonable to expect any such thing,
and that he had no doubt Martin knew best.
'Of course I know best,' Martin observed.
'Yes, I feel that,' said Mr Pinch mildly. 'I said so.' And when
he had made this rejoinder, they fell into a blank silence again,
which lasted until they reached home; by which time it was
dark.
Now, Miss Charity Pecksniff, in consideration of the
inconvenience of carrying them with her in the coach, and the
impossibility of preserving them by artificial means until the
family's return, had set forth, in a couple of plates, the
fragments of yesterday's feast. In virtue of which liberal
arrangement, they had the happiness to find awaiting them in the
parlour two chaotic heaps of the remains of last night's pleasure,
consisting of certain filmy bits of oranges, some mummied
sandwiches, various disrupted masses of the geological cake, and
several entire captain's biscuits. That choice liquor in which to
steep these dainties might not be wanting, the remains of the two
bottles of currant wine had been poured together and corked with a
curl-paper; so that every material was at hand for making quite a
heavy night of it.
Martin Chuzzlewit beheld these roystering preparations with
infinite contempt, and stirring the fire into a blaze (to the great
destruction of Mr Pecksniff's coals), sat moodily down before it,
in the most comfortable chair he could find. That he might the
better squeeze himself into the small corner that was left for him,
Mr Pinch took up his position on Miss Mercy Pecksniff's stool, and
setting his glass down upon the hearthrug and putting his plate
upon his knees, began to enjoy himself.
If Diogenes coming to life again could have rolled himself, tub
and all, into Mr Pecksniff's parlour and could have seen Tom Pinch
as he sat on Mercy Pecksniff's stool with his plate and glass
before him he could not have faced it out, though in his surliest
mood, but must have smiled good-temperedly. The perfect and entire
satisfaction of Tom; his surpassing appreciation of the husky
sandwiches, which crumbled in his mouth like saw-dust; the
unspeakable relish with which he swallowed the thin wine by drops,
and smacked his lips, as though it were so rich and generous that
to lose an atom of its fruity flavour were a sin; the look with
which he paused sometimes, with his glass in his hand, proposing
silent toasts to himself; and the anxious shade that came upon his
contented face when, after wandering round the room, exulting in
its uninvaded snugness, his glance encountered the dull brow of his
companion; no cynic in the world, though in his hatred of its men a
very griffin, could have withstood these things in Thomas
Pinch.
Some men would have slapped him on the back, and pledged him in
a bumper of the currant wine, though it had been the sharpest
vinegar—aye, and liked its flavour too; some would have seized him
by his honest hand, and thanked him for the lesson that his simple
nature taught them. Some would have laughed with, and others would
have laughed at him; of which last class was Martin Chuzzlewit,
who, unable to restrain himself, at last laughed loud and long.
'That's right,' said Tom, nodding approvingly. 'Cheer up! That's
capital!'
At which encouragement young Martin laughed again; and said, as
soon as he had breath and gravity enough:
'I never saw such a fellow as you are, Pinch.'
'Didn't you though?' said Tom. 'Well, it's very likely you do
find me strange, because I have hardly seen anything of the world,
and you have seen a good deal I dare say?'
'Pretty well for my time of life,' rejoined Martin, drawing his
chair still nearer to the fire, and spreading his feet out on the
fender. 'Deuce take it, I must talk openly to somebody.
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