I
won't see him, and that's flat. I don't want to know the fellow at
all. I'm sure he's not nice. You must tell him to go away at once,
please. Say he can write if he likes, but I can't give him an
interview. I'm not seeing anybody at present."
"Now dragon, dragon," said the Boy imploringly, "don't be
perverse and wrongheaded. You've got to fight him some time or
other, you know, 'cos he's St. George and you're the dragon. Better
get it over, and then we can go on with the sonnets. And you ought
to consider other people a little, too. If it's been dull up here
for you, think how dull it's been for me!"
"My dear little man," said the dragon solemnly, "just
understand, once for all, that I can't fight and I won't fight.
I've never fought in my life, and I'm not going to begin now, just
to give you a Roman holiday. In old days I always let the other
fellows—the earnest fellows—do all the fighting, and no doubt
that's why I have the pleasure of being here now."
"But if you don't fight he'll cut your head off!" gasped the
Boy, miserable at the prospect of losing both his fight and his
friend.
"Oh, I think not," said the dragon in his lazy way. "You'll be
able to arrange something. I've every confidence in you, you're
such a manager. Just run down, there's a dear chap, and make it all
right. I leave it entirely to you."
The Boy made his way back to the village in a state of great
despondency. First of all, there wasn't going to be any fight;
next, his dear and honoured friend the dragon hadn't shown up in
quite such a heroic light as he would have liked; and lastly,
whether the dragon was a hero at heart or not, it made no
difference, for St. George would most undoubtedly cut his head off.
"Arrange things indeed!" he said bitterly to himself. "The dragon
treats the whole affair as if it was an invitation to tea and
croquet."
The villagers were straggling homewards as he passed up the
street, all of them in the highest spirits, and gleefully
discussing the splendid fight that was in store. The Boy pursued
his way to the inn, and passed into the principal chamber, where
St. George now sat alone, musing over the chances of the fight, and
the sad stories of rapine and of wrong that had so lately been
poured into his sympathetic ear.
"May I come in, St. George?" said the Boy politely, as he paused
at the door. "I want to talk to you about this little matter of the
dragon, if you're not tired of it by this time."
"Yes, come in, Boy," said the Saint kindly. "Another tale of
misery and wrong, I fear me. Is it a kind parent, then, of whom the
tyrant has bereft you? Or some tender sister or brother? Well, it
shall soon be avenged."
"Nothing of the sort," said the Boy. "There's a misunderstanding
somewhere, and I want to put it right. The fact is, this is a good
dragon."
"Exactly," said St. George, smiling pleasantly, "I quite
understand. A good dragon. Believe me, I do not in the least regret
that he is an adversary worthy of my steel, and no feeble specimen
of his noxious tribe."
"But he's not a noxious tribe," cried the Boy distressedly.
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