"Oh
dear, oh dear, how stupid men are when they get an idea into their
heads! I tell you he's a good dragon, and a friend of mine, and
tells me the most beautiful stories you ever heard, all about old
times and when he was little. And he's been so kind to mother, and
mother'd do anything for him. And father likes him too, though
father doesn't hold with art and poetry much, and always falls
asleep when the dragon starts talking about style. But the fact is,
nobody can help liking him when once they know him. He's so
engaging and so trustful, and as simple as a child!"
"Sit down, and draw your chair up," said St. George. "I like a
fellow who sticks up for his friends, and I'm sure the dragon has
his good points, if he's got a friend like you. But that's not the
question. All this evening I've been listening, with grief and
anguish unspeakable, to tales of murder, theft, and wrong; rather
too highly coloured, perhaps, not always quite convincing, but
forming in the main a most serious roll of crime. History teaches
us that the greatest rascals often possess all the domestic
virtues; and I fear that your cultivated friend, in spite of the
qualities which have won (and rightly) your regard, has got to be
speedily exterminated."
"Oh, you've been taking in all the yarns those fellows have been
telling you," said the Boy impatiently. "Why, our villagers are the
biggest story-tellers in all the country round. It's a known fact.
You're a stranger in these parts, or else you'd have heard it
already. All they want is a fight. They're the most awful beggars
for getting up fights—it 's meat and drink to them. Dogs, bulls,
dragons—anything so long as it's a fight. Why, they've got a poor
innocent badger in the stable behind here, at this moment. They
were going to have some fun with him to-day, but they're saving him
up now till your little affair's over. And I've no doubt they've
been telling you what a hero you were, and how you were bound to
win, in the cause of right and justice, and so on; but let me tell
you, I came down the street just now, and they were betting six to
four on the dragon freely!"
"Six to four on the dragon!" murmured St. George sadly, resting
his cheek on his hand. "This is an evil world, and sometimes I
begin to think that all the wickedness in it is not entirely
bottled up inside the dragons. And yet—may not this wily beast have
misled you as to his real character, in order that your good report
of him may serve as a cloak for his evil deeds? Nay, may there not
be, at this very moment, some hapless Princess immured within
yonder gloomy cavern?"
The moment he had spoken, St. George was sorry for what he had
said, the Boy looked so genuinely distressed.
"I assure you, St. George," he said earnestly, "there's nothing
of the sort in the cave at all. The dragon's a real gentleman,
every inch of him, and I may say that no one would be more shocked
and grieved than he would, at hearing you talk in that—that loose
way about matters on which he has very strong views!"
"Well, perhaps I've been over-credulous," said St. George.
"Perhaps I've misjudged the animal. But what are we to do? Here are
the dragon and I, almost face to face, each supposed to be
thirsting for each other's blood. I don't see any way out of it,
exactly. What do you suggest? Can't you arrange things,
somehow?"
"That's just what the dragon said," replied the Boy, rather
nettled. "Really, the way you two seem to leave everything to me—I
suppose you couldn't be persuaded to go away quietly, could
you?"
"Impossible, I fear," said the Saint. "Quite against the rules.
You know that as well as I do."
"Well, then, look here," said the Boy, "it's early yet—would you
mind strolling up with me and seeing the dragon and talking it
over? It's not far, and any friend of mine will be most
welcome."
"Well, it's irregular," said St.
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