He knows
bettah dan dat!... Yes, sah!" cried Leathergood's nigger with
unbounded confidence. "He knows too well fo' dat!"
The pock-marked nigger was mistaken! Something
happened like a flash: there was a sudden snarl, a black thunderbolt
shot through the air, the shine of murderous fanged teeth. Before the
mastiff knew what had happened to him, the little bull was in and had
his fierce teeth buried, sunk, gripped with the lock of death, in the
great throat of the larger dog.
What
happened after that was hard to follow. For a moment the great dog
stood stock still with an eloquence of stunned surprise and
bewildered consternation that was more than human; then a savage roar
burst out upon the quiet air, filling the street with its gigantic
anger. The mastiff swung his great head savagely, the little bull
went flying through the air but hung on with imbedded teeth; great
drops of the bright arterial blood went flying everywhere across the
pavement, and still the bull held on. The end came like a lightning
stroke. The great head flashed over through the air and down: the
bull, no longer dog now--just a wad of black--smacked to the pavement
with a sickening crunch.
From
Potterham's house a screen door slammed, and fourteen-year old
Augustus Potterham, with his wild red hair aflame, came out upon the
run. Up the street, paunch-bellied, stiff-legged, and slouchy-
uniformed, bound for town and three o'clock, Mr. Matthews, the
policeman, pounded heavily. But Leathergood's nigger was already
there, tugging furiously at the leather collar around the mastiff's
neck, and uttering imprecations.
But it
was all too late. The little dog was dead the moment that he struck
the pavement--back broken, most of his bones broken, too; in Mr.
Matthews' words, "He never knowed what hit him." And the
big dog came away quietly enough, now that the thing was done:
beneath the negro's wrenching tug upon his neck, he swung back
slowly, panting, throat dripping blood in a slow rain, bedewing the
street beneath him with the bright red flakes.
Suddenly,
like a miracle, the quiet street was full of people. They came from
all directions, from everywhere: they pressed around in an excited
circle, all trying to talk at once, each with his own story, everyone
debating, explaining, giving his own version. In Potterham's house,
the screen door slammed again, and Mr. Potterham came running out at
his funny little bandy-legged stride, his little red apple-cheeks
aglow with anger, indignation, and excitement, his funny, chirping
little voice heard plainly over all the softer, deeper, heavier, more
Southern tones. No longer the great gentleman now, no longer the
noble descend ant of the Dukes of Potterham, no longer the
blood-cousin of belted lords and earls, the possible claimant of
enormous titles and estates in Gloucestershire when the present
reigning head should die--but Cockney Potterham now, little Potterham
minus all his aitches, little Potterham the dealer in nigger real
estate and the owner of the nigger shacks, indomitable little
Potterham forgetting all his grammar in the heat and anger of the
moment: "'Ere now! Wot did I tell you? I always said 'is bloody
dog would make trouble! 'Ere! Look at 'im now! The girt bleedin',
blinkin' thing!
Big as a helefant, 'e
is! Wot chance 'ud a dog like mine 'ave against a brute like that! 'E
ought to be put out of the way--that's wot! You mark my words--you
let that brute run loose, an' there won't be a dog left in
town--that's wot!"
And
Leathergood's big pock-marked nigger, still clutching to the
mastiff's collar as he talks, and pleading with the policeman almost
tearfully: "Fo' de Lawd, Mistah Matthews, my dawg didn't do
nuffin! No, sah! He don't bothah nobody--my dawg don't! He wa'nt even
noticin' dat othah dawg--you ask anybody!--ask Mistah Webbah heah!"--
suddenly appealing to the boy with pleading entreaty--"Ain't dat
right, Mistah Webbah? You saw de whole thing yo'se'f, didn't you? You
tell Mistah Matthews how it was! Me an' my dawg was comin' up de
street, a-tendin' to ouah business, I jus' tu'ned my haid to say good
day to Mistah Webbah heah, when heah comes dis othah dawg aroun' de
house, jus' a-puffin' an' a-snawtin', an' befo' I could say Jack
Robin son he jumps all ovah my dawg an' grabs him by de throat--you
ask Mistah Webbah if dat ain't de way it happened."
And
so it goes, everyone debating, arguing, agreeing, and denying, giving
his own version and his own opinion; and Mr. Matthews asking
questions and writing things down in a book; and poor Augustus
Potterham blubbering like a baby, holding his dead little bulldog in
his arms, his homely, freckled face contorted piteously, and dropping
scalding tears upon his little dead dog; and the big mastiff panting,
dripping blood upon the ground and looking curious, detached from the
whole thing, and a little bored; and presently the excitement sub
siding, people going away; Mr. Matthews telling the negro to appear
in court; Augustus Potterham going away into the house blubbering,
with the little bulldog in his arms; Mr. Potterham behind him, still
chirping loudly and excitedly; and the dejected, pock-marked nigger
and his tremendous dog going away up the street, the big dog drop
ping big blood flakes on the pavement as he goes. And finally,
silence as before, the quiet street again, the rustling of young
maple leaves in the light wind, the brooding imminence of three
o'clock, a few bright blood-flakes on the pavement, and all else the
way that it had always been, and George Webber as before stretched
out upon the grass be neath the tree there in his uncle's yard, chin
cupped in hands, adrift on time's great dream, and thinking: "Great
God, this is the way things are, I see and know this is the way
things are, I understand this is the way things are: and, Great God!
Great God! this being just the way things are,
how strange, and plain, and savage, sweet and cruel, lovely,
terrible, and mysterious, and how unmistakable and familiar all
things are!"
Three o'clock!
"Child, child!--Where are you, child?"
So did he always know Aunt Maw was there!
"Son, son!--Where are you son?"
Too far for finding and too near to seek!
"Boy, boy!--Where is that boy?"
Where you, at any rate, or any other of the
apron-skirted kind, can never come.
"You
can't take your eye off him a minute...."
Keep
eye on, then; it will do no good.
"The
moment that your back is turned, he's up and gone...."
And out and off and far away from you--no
matter if your back is turned or not!
"I
can never find him when I need him...."
Need
me no needs, sweet dame; when I need you, you shall be so informed!
"But he can eat, all right.... He's
Johnny-on-the-spot when it is time to eat...."
And,
pray, what is there so remarkable in that? Of course he eats- more
power to his eating, too. Was Hercules a daffodil; did Adam toy with
water cress; did Falstaff wax fat eating lettuces; was Dr. Johnson
surfeited on shredded wheat; or Chaucer on a handful of parched corn?
No! What is more, were campaigns fought and
waged on empty bel lies; was Kublai Khan a vegetarian; did Washington
have prunes for breakfast, radishes for lunch; was John L. Sullivan
the slave of Holland Rusk, or President Taft the easy prey of lady
fingers? No! More--who drove the traffic of swift-thronging noon,
perched high above the hauling rumps of horses; who sat above the
pistoned wheels of furious day; who hurled a ribbon of steel rails
into the West; who dug, drove through gulches, bored through tunnels;
whose old gloved hands were gripped on the throttles; who bore the
hammer, and who dealt the stroke?--did such of these grow faint with
longing when they thought of the full gluttony of peanut-butter and
ginger snaps? And finally, the men who came back from the town at
twelve o'clock, their solid liquid tramp of leather on the streets of
noon, the men of labor, sweat, and business coming down the
street--his uncle, Mr. Potterham, Mr. Shep perton, Mr. Crane--were
fence gates opened, screen doors slammed, and was there droning
torpor and the full feeding silence of assuagement and repose--if
these men had come to take a cup of coffee and a nap?
"He
can eat, all right!... He's always here when it is time to eat!"
It was to listen to such stuff as this that
great men lived and suf fered, and great heroes bled! It was for this
that Ajax battled, and Achilles died; it was for this that Homer sang
and suffered--and Troy fell! It was for this that Artaxerxes led
great armies, it was for this that Caesar took his legions over Gaul;
for this that Ulysses had braved strange seas, encompassed perils of
remote and magic coasts, survived the Cyclops and Charybdis, and
surmounted all the famed enchantments of Circean time--to listen to
such damned and dismal stuff as this--the astonishing discovery by a
woman that men eat!
Peace, woman, to
your bicker--hold your prosy tongue! Get back into the world you
know, and do the work for which you were in tended; you intrude--go
back, go back to all your kitchen scourings, your pots and pans, your
plates and cups and saucers, your clothes and rags and soaps and
sudsy water; go back, go back and leave us; we are fed and we are
pleasantly distended, great thoughts possess us; drowsy dreams; we
would lie alone and contemplate our navel--it is afternoon!
"Boy, boy!--Where has he got to now!...
Oh, I could see him lookin' round.... I saw him edgin' towards the
door!... Aha, I thought, he thinks he's very smart...
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