A couple of high-backed settles, facing each other on either side
of the fire, gave further sitting accommodations for the sociably disposed. In
the middle of the room stood a long table of plain boards placed on trestles,
with benches down each side. At one end of it, where an arm-chair stood pushed
back, were spread the remains of the Badger’s plain but ample supper. Rows of
spotless plates winked from the shelves of the dresser at the far end of the
room, and from the rafters overhead hung hams, bundles of dried herbs, nets of
onions, and baskets of eggs. It seemed a place where heroes could fitly feast
after victory, where weary harvesters could line up in scores along the table
and keep their Harvest Home with mirth and song, or where two or three friends
of simple tastes could sit about as they pleased and eat and smoke and talk in
comfort and contentment. The ruddy brick floor smiled up at the smoky ceiling;
the oaken settles, shiny with long wear, exchanged cheerful glances with each
other; plates on the dresser grinned at pots on the shelf, and the merry
firelight flickered and played over everything without distinction.
The kindly
Badger thrust them down on a settle to toast themselves at the fire, and bade
them remove their wet coats and boots. Then he fetched them dressing-gowns and
slippers, and himself bathed the Mole’s shin with warm water and mended the cut
with sticking-plaster till the whole thing was just as good as new, if not
better. In the embracing light and warmth, warm and dry at last, with weary
legs propped up in front of them, and a suggestive clink of plates being
arranged on the table behind, it seemed to the storm-driven animals, now in
safe anchorage, that the cold and trackless Wild Wood just left outside was
miles and miles away, and all that they had suffered in it a half-forgotten
dream.
When at last
they were thoroughly toasted, the Badger summoned them to the table, where he
had been busy laying a repast. They had felt pretty hungry before, but when
they actually saw at last the supper that was spread for them, really it seemed
only a question of what they should attack first where all was so attractive,
and whether the other things would obligingly wait for them till they had time
to give them attention. Conversation was impossible for a long time; and when
it was slowly resumed, it was that regrettable sort of conversation that
results from talking with your mouth full. The Badger did not mind that sort of
thing at all, nor did he take any notice of elbows on the table, or everybody
speaking at once. As he did not go into Society himself, he had got an idea
that these things belonged to the things that didn’t really matter. (We know of
course that he was wrong, and took too narrow a view; because they do matter
very much, though it would take too long to explain why.) He sat in his
arm-chair at the head of the table, and nodded gravely at intervals as the
animals told their story; and he did not seem surprised or shocked at anything,
and he never said, ‘I told you so,’ or, ‘Just what I always said,’ or remarked
that they ought to have done so-and-so, or ought not to have done something
else. The Mole began to feel very friendly towards him.

When supper
was really finished at last, and each animal felt that his skin was now as
tight as was decently safe, and that by this time he didn’t care a hang for
anybody or anything, they gathered round the glowing embers of the great wood
fire, and thought how jolly it was to be sitting up so late, and so
independent, and so full; and after they had chatted for a time about
things in general, the Badger said heartily, ‘Now then! tell us the news from
your part of the world. How’s old Toad going on?’
‘Oh, from bad
to worse,’ said the Rat gravely, while the Mole, cocked up on a settle and
basking in the firelight, his heels higher than his head, tried to look
properly mournful. ‘Another smash-up only last week, and a bad one. You see, he
will insist on driving himself, and he’s hopelessly incapable. If he’d only
employ a decent, steady, well-trained animal, pay him good wages, and leave
everything to him, he’d get on all right. But no; he’s convinced he’s a
heaven-born driver, and nobody can teach him anything; and all the rest
follows.’
‘How many has
he had?’ inquired the Badger gloomily.
‘Smashes, or
machines?’ asked the Rat. ‘Oh, well, after all, it’s the same thing — with
Toad. This is the seventh. As for the others — you know that coach-house of
his? Well, it’s piled up — literally piled up to the roof — with fragments of
motor-cars, none of them bigger than your hat! That accounts for the other six —
so far as they can be accounted for.’
‘He’s been in
hospital three times,’ put in the Mole; ‘and as for the fines he’s had to pay,
it’s simply awful to think of.’
‘Yes, and
that’s part of the trouble,’ continued the Rat. ‘Toad’s rich, we all know; but
he’s not a millionaire. And he’s a hopelessly bad driver, and quite regardless
of law and order. Killed or ruined — it’s got to be one of the two things,
sooner or later. Badger! we’re his friends — oughtn’t we to do something?’
The Badger
went through a bit of hard thinking. ‘Now look here!’ he said at last, rather
severely; ‘of course you know I can’t do anything now?’
His two
friends assented, quite understanding his point. No animal, according to the
rules of animal-etiquette, is ever expected to do anything strenuous, or
heroic, or even moderately active during the off-season of winter. All are
sleepy — some actually asleep. All are weather-bound, more or less; and all are
resting from arduous days and nights, during which every muscle in them has
been severely tested, and every energy kept at full stretch.
‘Very well
then!’ continued the Badger.
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