Not another word, but scrape — scrape and scratch and dig and hunt round,
especially on the sides of the hummocks, if you want to sleep dry and warm
tonight, for it’s our last chance!’
The Rat
attacked a snow-bank beside them with ardour, probing with his cudgel
everywhere and then digging with fury; and the Mole scraped busily too, more to
oblige the Rat than for any other reason, for his opinion was that his friend
was getting light-headed.
Some ten
minutes’ hard work, and the point of the Rat’s cudgel struck something that
sounded hollow. He worked till he could get a paw through and feel; then called
the Mole to come and help him. Hard at it went the two animals, till at last
the result of their labours stood full in view of the astonished and hitherto
incredulous Mole.
In the side of
what had seemed to be a snow-bank stood a solid-looking little door, painted a
dark green. An iron bell-pull hung by the side, and below it, on a small brass
plate, neatly engraved in square capital letters, they could read by the aid of
moonlight:
MR.
BADGER.

The Mole fell
backwards on the snow from sheer surprise and delight. ‘Rat!’ he cried in
penitence, ‘you’re a wonder! A real wonder, that’s what you are. I see it all
now! You argued it out, step by step, in that wise head of yours, from the very
moment that I fell and cut my shin, and you looked at the cut, and at once your
majestic mind said to itself, “Door-scraper!” And then you turned to and found
the very door-scraper that done it! Did you stop there? No. Some people would
have been quite satisfied; but not you. Your intellect went on working. “Let me
only just find a door-mat,” says you to yourself, “and my theory is proved!”
And of course you found your door-mat. You’re so clever, I believe you could
find anything you liked. “Now,” says you, “that door exists, as plain as if I
saw it. There’s nothing else remains to be done but to find it!” Well, I’ve
read about that sort of thing in books, but I’ve never come across it before in
real life. You ought to go where you’ll be properly appreciated. You’re simply
wasted here, among us fellows. If I only had your head, Ratty —’
‘But as you
haven’t,’ interrupted the Rat, rather unkindly, ‘I suppose you’re going to sit
on the snow all night and talk? Get up at once and hang on to that
bell-pull you see there, and ring hard, as hard as you can, while I hammer!’
While the Rat attacked
the door with his stick, the Mole sprang up at the bell-pull, clutched it and
swung there, both feet well off the ground, and from quite a long way off they
could faintly hear a deep-toned bell respond.
Chapter
4
Mr. Badger
They waited patiently for what seemed a very long time, stamping in the snow to
keep their feet warm. At last they heard the sound of slow shuffling footsteps
approaching the door from the inside. It seemed, as the Mole remarked to the
Rat, like some one walking in carpet slippers that were too large for him and
down at heel; which was intelligent of Mole, because that was exactly what it
was.
There was the
noise of a bolt shot back, and the door opened a few inches, enough to show a
long snout and a pair of sleepy blinking eyes.

‘Now, the very
next time this happens,’ said a gruff and suspicious voice, ‘I shall be
exceedingly angry. Who is it this time, disturbing people on such a
night? Speak up!’
‘Oh, Badger,’
cried the Rat, ‘let us in, please. It’s me, Rat, and my friend Mole, and we’ve
lost our way in the snow.’
‘What, Ratty,
my dear little man!’ exclaimed the Badger, in quite a different voice. ‘Come
along in, both of you, at once. Why, you must be perished. Well I never! Lost
in the snow! And in the Wild Wood, too, and at this time of night! But come in
with you.’
The two
animals tumbled over each other in their eagerness to get inside, and heard the
door shut behind them with great joy and relief.
The Badger,
who wore a long dressing-gown, and whose slippers were indeed very down at
heel, carried a flat candlestick in his paw and had probably been on his way to
bed when their summons sounded. He looked kindly down on them and patted both
their heads. ‘This is not the sort of night for small animals to be out,’ he said
paternally. ‘I’m afraid you’ve been up to some of your pranks again, Ratty. But
come along; come into the kitchen. There’s a first-rate fire there, and supper
and everything.’
He shuffled on
in front of them, carrying the light, and they followed him, nudging each other
in an anticipating sort of way, down a long, gloomy, and, to tell the truth,
decidedly shabby passage, into a sort of a central hall; out of which they
could dimly see other long tunnel-like passages branching, passages mysterious
and without apparent end. But there were doors in the hall as well — stout
oaken comfortable-looking doors. One of these the Badger flung open, and at
once they found themselves in all the glow and warmth of a large fire-lit
kitchen.
The floor was
well-worn red brick, and on the wide hearth burnt a fire of logs, between two
attractive chimney-corners tucked away in the wall, well out of any suspicion
of draught.
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