“Live for others!” That’s my motto
in life.’
During
luncheon — which was excellent, of course, as everything at Toad Hall always
was — the Toad simply let himself go. Disregarding the Rat, he proceeded to
play upon the inexperienced Mole as on a harp. Naturally a voluble animal, and
always mastered by his imagination, he painted the prospects of the trip and
the joys of the open life and the roadside in such glowing colours that the
Mole could hardly sit in his chair for excitement. Somehow, it soon seemed
taken for granted by all three of them that the trip was a settled thing; and
the Rat, though still unconvinced in his mind, allowed his good-nature to
over-ride his personal objections. He could not bear to disappoint his two
friends, who were already deep in schemes and anticipations, planning out each
day’s separate occupation for several weeks ahead.

When they were
quite ready, the now triumphant Toad led his companions to the paddock and set
them to capture the old grey horse, who, without having been consulted, and to
his own extreme annoyance, had been told off by Toad for the dustiest job in
this dusty expedition. He frankly preferred the paddock, and took a deal of
catching. Meantime Toad packed the lockers still tighter with necessaries, and
hung nosebags, nets of onions, bundles of hay, and baskets from the bottom of
the cart. At last the horse was caught and harnessed, and they set off, all
talking at once, each animal either trudging by the side of the cart or sitting
on the shaft, as the humour took him. It was a golden afternoon. The smell of
the dust they kicked up was rich and satisfying; out of thick orchards on
either side the road, birds called and whistled to them cheerily; good-natured
wayfarers, passing them, gave them ‘Good-day,’ or stopped to say nice things
about their beautiful cart; and rabbits, sitting at their front doors in the
hedgerows, held up their fore-paws, and said, ‘O my! O my! O my!’

Late in the
evening, tired and happy and miles from home, they drew up on a remote common
far from habitations, turned the horse loose to graze, and ate their simple
supper sitting on the grass by the side of the cart. Toad talked big about all
he was going to do in the days to come, while stars grew fuller and larger all
around them, and a yellow moon, appearing suddenly and silently from nowhere in
particular, came to keep them company and listen to their talk. At last they
turned in to their little bunks in the cart; and Toad, kicking out his legs, sleepily
said, ‘Well, good night, you fellows! This is the real life for a gentleman!
Talk about your old river!’
‘I don’t
talk about my river,’ replied the patient Rat. ‘You know I don’t, Toad.
But I think about it,’ he added pathetically, in a lower tone: ‘I think
about it — all the time!’
The Mole
reached out from under his blanket, felt for the Rat’s paw in the darkness, and
gave it a squeeze. ‘I’ll do whatever you like, Ratty,’ he whispered. ‘Shall we
run away to-morrow morning, quite early — very early — and go back to
our dear old hole on the river?’
‘No, no, we’ll
see it out,’ whispered back the Rat. ‘Thanks awfully, but I ought to stick by
Toad till this trip is ended. It wouldn’t be safe for him to be left to
himself. It won’t take very long. His fads never do. Good night!’
The end was
indeed nearer than even the Rat suspected.
After so much
open air and excitement the Toad slept very soundly, and no amount of shaking
could rouse him out of bed next morning. So the Mole and Rat turned to, quietly
and manfully, and while the Rat saw to the horse, and lit a fire, and cleaned
last night’s cups and platters, and got things ready for breakfast, the Mole
trudged off to the nearest village, a long way off, for milk and eggs and
various necessaries the Toad had, of course, forgotten to provide. The hard
work had all been done, and the two animals were resting, thoroughly exhausted,
by the time Toad appeared on the scene, fresh and gay, remarking what a
pleasant easy life it was they were all leading now, after the cares and
worries and fatigues of housekeeping at home.
They had a
pleasant ramble that day over grassy downs and along narrow by-lanes, and
camped as before, on a common, only this time the two guests took care that
Toad should do his fair share of work. In consequence, when the time came for
starting next morning, Toad was by no means so rapturous about the simplicity
of the primitive life, and indeed attempted to resume his place in his bunk,
whence he was hauled by force. Their way lay, as before, across country by
narrow lanes, and it was not till the afternoon that they came out on the
high-road, their first high-road; and there disaster, fleet and unforeseen,
sprang out on them — disaster momentous indeed to their expedition, but simply
overwhelming in its effect on the after-career of Toad.
They were
strolling along the high-road easily, the Mole by the horse’s head, talking to
him, since the horse had complained that he was being frightfully left out of
it, and nobody considered him in the least; the Toad and the Water Rat walking
behind the cart talking together — at least Toad was talking, and Rat was
saying at intervals, ‘Yes, precisely; and what did you say to him?’
— and thinking all the time of something very different, when far behind them
they heard a faint warning hum; like the drone of a distant bee. Glancing back,
they saw a small cloud of dust, with a dark centre of energy, advancing on them
at incredible speed, while from out the dust a faint ‘Poop-poop!’ wailed like
an uneasy animal in pain. Hardly regarding it, they turned to resume their
conversation, when in an instant (as it seemed) the peaceful scene was changed,
and with a blast of wind and a whirl of sound that made them jump for the
nearest ditch, It was on them! The ‘Poop-poop’ rang with a brazen shout in
their ears, they had a moment’s glimpse of an interior of glittering
plate-glass and rich morocco, and the magnificent motor-car, immense,
breath-snatching, passionate, with its pilot tense and hugging his wheel,
possessed all earth and air for the fraction of a second, flung an enveloping
cloud of dust that blinded and enwrapped them utterly, and then dwindled to a
speck in the far distance, changed back into a droning bee once more.
The old grey
horse, dreaming, as he plodded along, of his quiet paddock, in a new raw
situation such as this simply abandoned himself to his natural emotions.
Rearing, plunging, backing steadily, in spite of all the Mole’s efforts at his
head, and all the Mole’s lively language directed at his better feelings, he
drove the cart backwards towards the deep ditch at the side of the road. It wavered
an instant — then there was a heartrending crash — and the canary-coloured
cart, their pride and their joy, lay on its side in the ditch, an irredeemable
wreck.
The Rat danced
up and down in the road, simply transported with passion. ‘You villains!’ he
shouted, shaking both fists, ‘You scoundrels, you highwaymen, you — you —
roadhogs! — I’ll have the law of you! I’ll report you! I’ll take you through all
the Courts!’ His home-sickness had quite slipped away from him, and for the
moment he was the skipper of the canary-coloured vessel driven on a shoal by
the reckless jockeying of rival mariners, and he was trying to recollect all
the fine and biting things he used to say to masters of steam-launches when
their wash, as they drove too near the bank, used to flood his parlour-carpet
at home.

Toad sat
straight down in the middle of the dusty road, his legs stretched out before
him, and stared fixedly in the direction of the disappearing motor-car. He
breathed short, his face wore a placid satisfied expression, and at intervals
he faintly murmured ‘Poop-poop!’
The Mole was
busy trying to quiet the horse, which he succeeded in doing after a time. Then
he went to look at the cart, on its side in the ditch.
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