It was indeed a sorry
sight. Panels and windows smashed, axles hopelessly bent, one wheel off,
sardine-tins scattered over the wide world, and the bird in the bird-cage
sobbing pitifully and calling to be let out.
The Rat came
to help him, but their united efforts were not sufficient to right the cart.
‘Hi! Toad!’ they cried. ‘Come and bear a hand, can’t you!’
The Toad never
answered a word, or budged from his seat in the road; so they went to see what was
the matter with him. They found him in a sort of a trance, a happy smile on his
face, his eyes still fixed on the dusty wake of their destroyer. At intervals
he was still heard to murmur ‘Poop-poop!’
The Rat shook
him by the shoulder. ‘Are you coming to help us, Toad?’ he demanded sternly.
‘Glorious,
stirring sight!’ murmured Toad, never offering to move. ‘The poetry of motion!
The real way to travel! The only way to travel! Here to-day — in
next week to-morrow! Villages skipped, towns and cities jumped — always
somebody else’s horizon! O bliss! O poop-poop! O my! O my!’
‘O stop
being an ass, Toad!’ cried the Mole despairingly.
‘And to think
I never knew!’ went on the Toad in a dreamy monotone. ‘All those wasted
years that lie behind me, I never knew, never even dreamt! But now
— but now that I know, now that I fully realise! O what a flowery track lies
spread before me, henceforth! What dust-clouds shall spring up behind me as I
speed on my reckless way! What carts I shall fling carelessly into the ditch in
the wake of my magnificent onset! Horrid little carts — common carts —
canary-coloured carts!’
‘What are we
to do with him?’ asked the Mole of the Water Rat.
‘Nothing at
all,’ replied the Rat firmly. ‘Because there is really nothing to be done. You see,
I know him from of old. He is now possessed. He has got a new craze, and it
always takes him that way, in its first stage. He’ll continue like that for
days now, like an animal walking in a happy dream, quite useless for all
practical purposes. Never mind him. Let’s go and see what there is to be done
about the cart.’
A careful
inspection showed them that, even if they succeeded in righting it by
themselves, the cart would travel no longer. The axles were in a hopeless
state, and the missing wheel was shattered into pieces.
The Rat
knotted the horse’s reins over his back and took him by the head, carrying the
bird cage and its hysterical occupant in the other hand. ‘Come on!’ he said
grimly to the Mole. ‘It’s five or six miles to the nearest town, and we shall
just have to walk it. The sooner we make a start the better.’
‘But what
about Toad?’ asked the Mole anxiously, as they set off together. ‘We can’t
leave him here, sitting in the middle of the road by himself, in the distracted
state he’s in! It’s not safe. Supposing another Thing were to come along?’
‘O, bother
Toad,’ said the Rat savagely; ‘I’ve done with him!’
They had not
proceeded very far on their way, however, when there was a pattering of feet
behind them, and Toad caught them up and thrust a paw inside the elbow of each
of them; still breathing short and staring into vacancy.

‘Now, look
here, Toad!’ said the Rat sharply: ‘as soon as we get to the town, you’ll have
to go straight to the police-station, and see if they know anything about that
motor-car and who it belongs to, and lodge a complaint against it. And then
you’ll have to go to a blacksmith’s or a wheelwright’s and arrange for the cart
to be fetched and mended and put to rights. It’ll take time, but it’s not quite
a hopeless smash. Meanwhile, the Mole and I will go to an inn and find
comfortable rooms where we can stay till the cart’s ready, and till your nerves
have recovered their shock.’
‘Police-station!
Complaint!’ murmured Toad dreamily. ‘Me complain of that beautiful, that
heavenly vision that has been vouchsafed me! Mend the cart! I’ve done
with carts for ever. I never want to see the cart, or to hear of it, again. O,
Ratty! You can’t think how obliged I am to you for consenting to come on this
trip! I wouldn’t have gone without you, and then I might never have seen that —
that swan, that sunbeam, that thunderbolt! I might never have heard that
entrancing sound, or smelt that bewitching smell! I owe it all to you, my best
of friends!’
The Rat turned
from him in despair. ‘You see what it is?’ he said to the Mole, addressing him
across Toad’s head: ‘He’s quite hopeless. I give it up — when we get to the
town we’ll go to the railway station, and with luck we may pick up a train
there that’ll get us back to riverbank to-night. And if ever you catch me going
a-pleasuring with this provoking animal again!’
He snorted,
and during the rest of that weary trudge addressed his remarks exclusively to
Mole.
On reaching
the town they went straight to the station and deposited Toad in the
second-class waiting-room, giving a porter twopence to keep a strict eye on
him.
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