(Aside.)
Pedro (Within.) Violante, where are you Child? (Enter
Don Pedro.) Why, how came the Garden Door open?
Ha! How now; who have we here?
Vio. Humph, he'll certainly discover him. (Aside.)
Flo. 'Tis my Mother, and please you, Sir. (She and Felix both curtesy.)
Pedro. Your Mother! By St. Anthony she's a Strapper;
why, you are a Dwarf to her.—How many Children have
you, good Woman?
Vio. Oh! if he speaks we are lost. (Aside.)
Flo. Oh! Dear Senior, she can't hear you; she has
been deaf these twenty Years.
Pedro. Alas, poor Woman.—Why you muffle her up
as if she were blind too.
Fel. Wou'd I were fairly off. (Aside.)
Pedro. Turn up her Hood.
Vio. Undone for ever.—St. Anthony forbid: Oh,
Sir, she has the dreadfullest unlucky Eyes.—Pray don't
look upon them; I made her keep her Hood shut on
purpose.—Oh, oh, oh!
Pedro. Eyes! Why what's the Matter with her Eyes?
Flo. My poor Mother, Sir, is much afflicted with the
Cholick; and about two Months ago she had it grievously
in her Stomach, and was over-persuaded to take a Dram
of filthy English Geneva.—Which immediately flew up
into her Head, and caus'd such a Defluxion in her Eyes,
that she cou'd never since bear the Day-light.
Pedro. Say you so—Poor Woman!—Well, make her
sit down, Violante, and give her a Glass of Wine.
Vio. Let her Daughter give her a Glass below, Sir; for
my part she has frighted me so, I shan't be myself these
two Hours. I am sure her Eyes are evil Eyes.
Fel. Well hinted.
Pedro. Well, well, do so; evil Eyes, there is no evil
Eyes, Child.
[Exit Felix and Flora.
Vio. I am glad he's gone.
Pedro. Hast thou heard the News, Violante?
Vio. What News, Sir?
Pedro. Why, Vasquez tells me, that Don Lopez's Daughter
Isabella, is run away from her Father; that Lord has
very ill Fortune with his Children.—Well, I'm glad my
Daughter has no Inclination to Mankind; that my House
is plagu'd with no Suitors. (Aside.)
Vio. This is the first Word I ever heard of it; I pity
her Frailty.—
Pedro. Well said, Violante.—Next week I intend thy
Happiness shall begin.
Enter Flora.
Vio. I don't intend to stay so long, I thank you Papa. (Aside.)
Pedro. My Lady Abbess writes Word she longs to see
thee, and has provided every Thing in order for thy Reception.—Thou
wilt lead a happy Life, my Girl.—Fifty
Times before that of Matrimony; where an extravagant
Coxcomb might make a Beggar of thee, or an ill-natur'd
surly Dog break thy Heart.
Flo. Break her Heart! She had as good have her
Bones broke as to be a Nun; I am sure I had rather
of the two.—You are wondrous kind, Sir; but if I
had such a Father, I know what I would do.
Pedro. Why, what wou'd you do Minx, ha?
Flo. I wou'd tell him I had as good Right and Title to
the Laws of Nature, and the End of the Creation, as he
had.—
Pedro. You wou'd, Mistress; who the Devil doubts it?
A good Assurance is a Chamber-maid's Coat of Arms;
and lying, and contriving, the Supporters.—Your Inclinations
are on the Tip-toe it seems—If I were your Father,
Housewife, I'd have a Pennance enjoyn'd you, so strict that
you should not be able to turn you in your Bed for a
Month—You are enough to spoil your Lady, Housewife,
if she had not abundance of Devotion.
Vio. Fye, Flora; Are not you asham'd to talk thus to
my Father? You said, Yesterday, you wou'd be glad to
go with me into the Monastery.
Pedro. She go with thee! No, no, she's enough to debauch
the whole Convent—Well, Child, remember
what I said to thee; next Week—
Vio. Ay, and what am I to do this too.—(Aside.) I
am all Obedience, Sir; I care not how soon I change my
Condition.
Flo. But little does he think what Change she means. (Aside.)
Pedro. Well said, Violante—I am glad to find her so
willing to leave the World, but it is wholly owing to my
prudent Management; did she know that she might
command her Fortune when she came at Age, or upon the
Day of Marriage, perhaps she'd change her Note.—But
I have always told her that her Grandfather left it
with this Proviso, that she turned Nun; now a small Part
of this twenty thousand Pounds provides for her in the
Nunnery, and the rest is my own; there is nothing to be
got in this Life without Policy. (Aside.) Well, Child, I
am going into the Country for two or three Days, to
settle some Affairs with thy Uncle.—And then—Come
help me on with my Cloak, Child.
Vio. Yes, Sir.
[Exit Pedro and Violante.
Flo. So now for the Colonel. (Goes to the Chamber-Door)
Hist, hist, Colonel. (Colonel peeping.)
Col. Is the Coast clear?
Flo. Yes, if you can climb; for you must get over the
Wash-House, and jump from the Garden-Wall into the
Street.
Col. Nay, nay, I don't value my Neck if my Incognita
answers but thy Lady's Promise.
[Exit Col. and Flora.
Re-enter Pedro and Violante.
Pedro. Good by, Violante, take care of thyself, Child.
Vio. I wish you a good Journey, Sir,—Now to set my
Prisoner at Liberty.
Enter Felix behind Violante.
Fel. I have lain perdue under the Stairs, till I watch'd
the old Man out.
Vio. So, Sir, you may appear.
[Goes to the Door.
Fel. May he so, Madam?—I had Cause for my Suspicion,
I find, treacherous Woman.
Vio. Ha, Felix here! Nay, then, all's discover'd.
Fel. (Draws.) Villain, whoe'er thou art, come out I
charge thee, and take the Reward of thy adulterous Errand.
Vio. What shall I say?—Nothing but the Secret
which I have sworn to keep can reconcile this Quarrel. (Aside.)
Fel. A Coward! Nay, then I'll fetch you out, think
not to hide thyself; no, by St. Anthony, an Altar should
not protect thee, even there I'd reach thy Heart, tho' all
the Saints were arm'd in thy Defence.
[Exit.
Vio. Defend me Heaven! What shall I do? I must
discover Isabella, or here will be Murder.—
Enter Flora.
Flo. I have help'd the Colonel off clear, Madam.
Vio. Say'st thou so, my Girl? then I am arm'd.
Re-enter Felix.
Fel. Where has the Devil in Compliance to your Sex
convey'd him from my just Resentments?
Vio. Him, who do you mean, my dear inquisitive Spark?
Ha, ha, ha, will you never leave these jealous Whims?
Fel. Will you never cease to impose upon me?
Vio. You impose upon yourself, my Dear; do you think
I did not see you? Yes, I did, and resolved to put this
Trick upon you; I knew you'd take the Hint, and soon
relapse into your wonted Error: How easily your Jealousy
is fired! I shall have a blessed Life with you.
Fel. Was there nothing in it then, but only to try me?
Vio. Won't you believe your Eyes?
Fel. No, because I find they have deceived me; well, I
am convinc'd that Faith is as necessary in Love as in Religion;
for the Moment a Man lets a Woman know her
Conquest, he resigns his Senses, and sees nothing but
what she'd have him.
Vio. And as soon as that Man finds his Love return'd,
she becomes as errant a Slave, as if she had already said
after the Priest.
Fel. The Priest, Violante would dissipate those Fears
which cause these Quarrels; when wilt thou make me
happy?
Vio. To-morrow, I will tell thee; my Father is gone
for two or three Days to my Uncle's, we have Time
enough to finish our Affairs—But prithee leave me now,
for I expect some Ladies to visit me.
Fel. If you command it.—Fly swift ye Hours, and
bring To-morrow on.—You desire I wou'd leave you,
Violante.
Vio. I do at present.
Fel.
So much you reign the Sovereign of my Soul,
That I obey without the least Controul.
[Exit.
Enter Isabella.
Isab. I am glad my Brother and you are reconcil'd, my
Dear, and the Colonel escap'd without his Knowledge; I
was frighted out of my Wits when I heard him return.—I
know not how to express my Thanks, Woman—for what
you suffer'd for my Sake, my grateful Acknowledgments
shall ever wait you; and to the World proclaim the Faith,
Truth, and Honour of a Woman.—
Vio. Prithee don't compliment thy Friend, Isabella.—You
heard the Colonel, I suppose?
Isab. Every Syllable, and am pleas'd to find I do not
love in vain.
Vio. Thou hast caught his Heart, it seems; and an
Hour hence may secure his Person.—Thou hast made
hasty Work on't, Girl.
Isab. From hence I draw my Happiness, we shall have
no Accounts to make up after Consummation.
She who for Years, protracts her Lover's Pain,
And makes him wish, and wait, and sigh in vain,
To be his Wife, when late she gives Consent,
Finds half his Passion was in Courtship spent;
Whilst they who boldly all Delays remove,
Find every Hour a fresh Supply of Love.
SCENE, Frederick's House.
Enter Felix and Frederick.
Fel. This Hour has been propitious, I am reconcil'd
to Violante, and you assure me Antonio
is out of Danger.
Fred. Your Satisfaction is doubly mine.
Enter Lissardo.
Fel. What Haste you made, Sirrah, to bring me Word
if Violante went home?
Liss. I can give you very good Reasons for my Stay,
Sir—Yes, Sir, she went home.
Fred. O! Your Master knows that, for he has been
there himself, Lissardo.
Liss. Sir, may I beg the Favour of your Ear?
Fel. What have you to say?
[Whispers, and Felix seems uneasy.
Fred. Ha, Felix changes Colour at Lissardo's News.
What can it be?
Fel. A Scots Footman, that belongs to Colonel Britton,
an Acquaintance of Frederick's, say you? the Devil! If
she be false, by Heaven I'll trace her. Prithee, Frederick,
do you know one Colonel Britton, a Scotsman?
Fred. Yes, why do you ask me?
Fel. Nay, no great Matter; but my Man tells me that
he has had some little Difference with a Servant of his,
that's all.
Fred. He is a good harmless innocent Fellow, I am
sorry for it; the Colonel lodges in my House, I knew
him formerly in England, and met him here by Accident
last Night, and gave him an Invitation home; he is a
Gentlemen of a good Estate, besides his Commission; of
excellent Principles, and strict Honour, I assure you.
Fel. Is he a Man of Intrigue?
Fred. Like other Men, I suppose, here he comes—
Enter Colonel.
Colonel, I began to think I had lost you.
Col.—And not without some Reasons, if you knew all.
Fel. There's no Danger of a fine Gentleman's being
lost in this Town, Sir.
Col. That Compliment don't belong to me, Sir. But
I assure you I have been very near being run away with.
Fred. Who attempted it?
Col. Faith, I know her not—Only that she is a charming
Woman, I mean as much as I saw of her.
Fel. My Heart swells with Apprehension.—Some accidental
Rencounter.
Fred. A Tavern, I suppose, adjusted the Matter.—
Col. A Tavern! No, no, Sir, she is above that Rank,
I assure you; this Nymph sleeps in a Velvet Bed, and
Lodgings every Way agreeable.
Fel. Ha, a Velvet Bed!—I thought you said but now,
Sir, you knew her not.
Col. No more I don't, Sir.
Fel. How came you then so well acquainted with her
Bed?
Fred. Ay, ay, come, come, unfold.
Col. Why then you must know, Gentlemen, that I was
convey'd to her Lodgings, by one of Cupid's Emissaries,
call'd a Chambermaid, in a Chair, thro' fifty blind Alleys,
who, by the help of a Key, let me into a Garden.
Fel. S'Death, a Garden, this must be Violante's Garden. (Aside.)
Col. From thence conducted me into a spacious Room,
then dropt me a Courtesy, told me her Lady would wait
on me presently; so, without unvailing, modestly withdrew.
Fel. Damn her Modesty; this was Flora. (Aside.)
Fred. Well, how then Colonel?
Col. Then Sir, immediately from another Door issued
forth a Lady, arm'd at both Eyes; from whence such
Showers of Darts fell round me, that had I not been cover'd
with the Shield of another Beauty, I had infallibly
fall'n a Martyr to her Charms; for you must know I just
saw her Eyes: Eyes, did I say? No, no, hold, I saw but
one Eye, tho' I suppose it had a Fellow, equally as
killing.
Fel. But how came you to see her Bed, Sir? S'Death,
this Expectation gives a thousand Racks. (Aside.)
Col. Why, upon her Maid's giving Notice her Father
was coming, she thrust me into the Bed-Chamber.
Fel. Upon her Father's coming?
Col. Ay, so she said; but putting my Ear to the Keyhole
of the Door, I found it was another Lover.
Fel. Confound the jilt! 'Twas she without Dispute. (Aside.)
Fred. Ah poor Colonel, ha, ha, ha.
Col. I discover'd they had had a Quarrel, but whether
they were reconcil'd or not, I can't tell, for the second
Alarm brought the Father in good earnest, and had like
to have made the Gentleman and I acquainted, but she
found some other Stratagem to convey him out.
Fel. Contagion seize her, and make her Body ugly as
her Soul. There's nothing left to doubt of now,—'Tis
plain 'twas she—Sure he knows me, and takes this Method
to insult me; S'Death, I cannot bear it. (Aside.)
Fred. So, when she had dispatched her old Lover, she
paid you a Visit in her Bed-Chamber, ha, Colonel?
Col. No, Pox take the impertinent Puppy, he spoil'd
my Diversion, I saw her no more.
Fel. Very fine; give me Patience, Heaven, or I shall
burst with Rage. (Aside.)
Fred. That was hard.
Col. Nay, what was worse, the Nymph that introduced
me convey'd me out again over the Top of a high Wall,
where I ran the Danger of having my Neck broke, for
the Father, it seems, had lock'd the Door by which I
enter'd.
Fel. That Way I miss'd him:—Damn her Invention.
(Aside).
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