jun. Did you ever write, sir?
Wit. No, sir, I thank Heaven.
Mar. jun. Oh! your humble servant—your very humble servant,
sir. When you write yourself, you will find the necessity of
alterations. Why, sir, would you guess that I had altered Shakspeare?
Wit. Yes, faith, sir, no one sooner.
Mar. jun. Alack-a-day! Was you to see the plays when they are
brought to us—a parcel of crude undigested stuff. We are the persons,
sir, who lick them into form—that mould them into shape. The poet
make the play indeed! the colourman might be as well said to make the
picture, or the weaver the coat. My father and I, sir, are a couple of
poetical tailors. When a play is brought us, we consider it as a
tailor does his coat: we cut it, sir—we cut it; and let me tell you
we have the exact measure of the town; we know how to fit their
taste. The poets, between you and me, are a pack of ignorant——
Wit. Hold, hold, sir. This is not quite so civil to Mr
Luckless; besides, as I take it, you have done the town the honour of
writing yourself.
Mar. jun. Sir, you are a man of sense, and express yourself
well. I did, as you say, once make a small sally into Parnassus—took
a sort of flying leap over Helicon; but if ever they catch me there
again—sir, the town have a prejudice to my family; for, if any play
could have made them ashamed to damn it, mine must. It was all over
plot. It would have made half a dozen novels: nor was it crammed with
a pack of wit-traps, like Congreve and Wycherly, where every one knows
when the joke was coming. I defy the sharpest critick of them all to
have known when any jokes of mine were coming. The dialogue was plain,
easy, and natural, and not one single joke in it from the beginning to
the end: besides, sir, there was one scene of tender melancholy
conversation—enough to have melted a heart of stone; and yet they
damned it—and they damned themselves; for they shall have no more of
mine.
Wit. Take pity on the town, sir.
Mar. jun. I! No, sir, no. I'll write no more. No more; unless
I am forced to it.
Luck. That's no easy thing, Marplay.
Mar.
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