Benvolio
Ugh. ROMEO!
Mercutio
Ha! Good 1.
Romeo
TY. But this joke is getting really bad. 
Benvolio
Both of you are idiots. TTYL!
Nurse
Sup, R.
Romeo
Who is this?
Nurse
Juliet’s nurse. I got your digits from her. 
Hope that’s cool.
Romeo
From Juliet?! Of course, in that case!
Nurse
Yeah, sooo, she wants me to tell you somethin’, but IDK if I should, tbh.
Romeo
You can trust me! Pinkie swear. Cross my 
and hope to die and stick a needle in my eye and all that.
I want to marry that girl! I plan to ask her ASAP. 
Nurse
K, relax. Dang.
I’ll let her know you want to put a 
on it. Will that help?
Romeo
Yes! But I need you to do me a huge favor.
Tell Juliet to sneak out of the house this afternoon and meet me at Friar Laurence’s. Ask her to act like she has to go for confession. When she gets there, we can get married. I can pay you for your help. 
Nurse
Aw, well, lookatchu, actin’ all sweet. I can’t take your .
Romeo
Take it!
Nurse
Ya don’t have to tell me twice! She’ll see you this afternoon, bb.
Romeo
Wait! One more thing.
One of my friends will bring you a rope ladder. I’ll use it to climb over the walls at night.
Nurse
Wow, you’re really into her, huh?
Weeelll, you should probs know that there’s another man after her. Paris. 
I think he’s a QT, but Juliet hates when I get all gushy. Plus, she just goes on and on about you. Kinda annoying after a while, tbh. You two are a match made in heaven. 
TT4N.
[Scene 5]
Juliet
omg. where are you??
what’s taking so long?
were you able to find him?
you left at 9 and now it’s noon. ugh! 
Nurse
Calm down, girl. I’m here.
Juliet
FINALLY. so??
what happened? what’s going on? what did he say?
Nurse
Can ya hold your 
for a sec? I’m beat. 
I’ve been 
all over.
Juliet
SRSLY? i need to know right away!
Nurse
OMFG. I’m out of breath. 
Just give me a minute.
Juliet
you’re obvs not that tired if you’re still texting.
c’mon! stop putting it off.
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