Fighting in the streets is banned here. Stop it, you guys! 
Mercutio, Tybalt, Benvolio, and Romeo have checked into the Streets of Verona.
Group text: Mercutio, Romeo, Benvolio
Mercutio
Romeo. Where are you? I’m hurt. 
His sword got me. Did Ty get away 
Benvolio
What? You’re hurt? 
Mercutio
I just need 2 see a doctor, that’s all. 
Romeo
Okay. Be brave. 
Mercutio
It’s not deep, but it hurts like a mofo. 
I’ll b a goner by 2morrow. 
Ugh, I can’t believe it was Ty who killed me. I hope a plague curses his 
. Y did u try to stop us, Romeo?
Romeo
IDK. 
I thought it was the right thing to do.
Mercutio
Ben, take me inside somewhere. This is the end.
I hope a plague curses both of ur houses, Romeo.
Romeo:
Omg. OMFG. Mercutio was killed defending me! WTF! #RIP 
REPLY
Benvolio
Mercutio is dead. He’s in Heaven now. 
Romeo
This is very bad, Ben. The future is bleak. 
Group text: Benvolio, Romeo, Tybalt
Benvolio
OMG. Tybalt, you suck!
Romeo
You’re alive…and Mercutio is dead. 
I dare you to call me a villain again, Tybalt. Do it and you’ll join Mercutio in Heaven.
Tybalt
It’s you who will be joining him next.
Romeo:
Just got Tybalt. 
That’s what you get for killing my cousin.
Benvolio likes this.
REPLY
Benvolio: Romeo! You have to get out of here. 
You’ll be put to death.
Group text: The Prince, Benvolio, Lady Capulet, Montague
The Prince
Just saw Romeo’s status update. Is it true? He killed Tybalt?
Benvolio
It was insanity, Prince. 
Tybalt killed Mercutio. Then Romeo killed Tybalt.
Lady Capulet
What! Tybalt was my nephew. This can’t—this can’t be happening.
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