I don’t trust myself when I’m this anyway. But I’m not going to let Romeo get away with this.

 

Juliet direct message –> with Romeo

hey. saw your update. was it abt me? here’s my #. txt me!

 

Romeo

Hi. You saw that? Sorry, I didn’t think anyone even followed me. Thanks for your number. I wish I could come hold your hand, though.

Juliet

i know. me too. but we can’t be seen together.

Romeo

Why not? What if we found a corner to meet in?

Juliet

now? idk.

Romeo

Really quickly. The one that’s closest to you. Meet you there in a sec!

 

Romeo:

Just kissed the most beautiful girl in the room. #amazing #blessed

Juliet likes this.

REPLY

Nurse: Uh. You know she’s a Capulet, riiite? #oohboy #thedrama

Romeo: !!!!! #aaahhh

 

Romeo

The girl I just kissed is a Capulet!!! FML. I just kissed my own enemy!!!

Benvolio

Let’s GTFO! This party has peaked anyway.

Romeo

I’m in serious trouble.

dingbatdingbat

Nurse

Girl, ya know what ya just did, rite?

Juliet

yeah, kissed the cutest boy in the room. i hope he’s single. i’d rather than be with anyone else!

Nurse

No, girl. I don’t think ya understand. That boy is Romeo. He’s a Mon-ta-gue.

Juliet

are you freaking kidding me? great. i’m in with the one person i can’t be in love with. FML.

[Scene 1]

Benvolio

Hey, have you seen Romeo? WTF, where did he go?

Mercutio

Relax. He probs just went .

Benvolio

No, he didn’t. He ran away, I know it.

Can you try texting him? He won’t answer mine.

Mercutio

Ya, sure. NP.

Group text: Mercutio, Benvolio, Romeo

Mercutio

Hey, lover boy. Come out, come out, wherever u are. We have Rosaline here with us….

dingbatdingbat

Benvolio

Cut it out! If he finds out we’re lying, he’ll be pissed.