Mercutio
K, have u been dreaming about Queen Mab 
again?
Romeo
IDEK who that is.
Mercutio
U know, Queen Mab? The fairies’ midwife.
K, she’s super small. She travels in her little wagon each night n rides over men’s noses. 
That’s how she gets in2 their brains n makes them dream about—dun-dun-dun—luv! 
She does all sorts of crazy stuff 2 people. 
Like sometimes she’ll ride over girls’ 
n then they’ll start dreaming about kisses. 
But Queen Mab gives
Romeo
ENOUGH. I get it. You’re messing with me. STFU. 
Mercutio
Ya, man. That’s my point. Dreams r silly. 
Benvolio
Guys. GUYS. Hate to interrupt but this is taking forever. Dinner is probably over and by the time we get there it’s going to be too late. 
Romeo
I don’t want to get there on time anyway. I have a bad feeling about tonight. 
But I’m outnumbered. Sigh. Let’s go.
[Scene 5]
Romeo has checked into Capulet’s Mansion.
Romeo:
At a party I’m not supposed to be at lol.
REPLY
Romeo: Whoa! Spotted a hottie. She. Is. #PERFECT. 
Tybalt:
Tybalt
What is our enemy doing here?! 
This guy’s definitely a Montague and he’s staring at Juliet! 
Capulet
Is it Romeo?
Tybalt
Yes! Disgusting Romeo! 
Capulet
Calm down, it’s NBD. He’s harmless and from what I 
he’s a good boy. You should be 
during this party, not 
.
Tybalt
Not with him here. 
Capulet
This is my 
and you will get along with him tonight.
Tybalt
But he’s making us look like idiots!
Capulet
I won’t let you ruin my party. Now go. And keep your mouth zipped…or else. 
Tybalt
Fine.
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