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But the way he and the way u guys buried him was BS. No or anything. Someone’s gonna pay, man.

Claudius

I know. But find out wut actually happened b4 u jump 2 conclusions. And then u can get revenge. K?

Laertes

Fine.

[Scene 6]

Welcome, Horatio! You have 1 new message from Hamlet.

Horatio,

We were only out to for 2 days when our was overtaken by pirates. They took me as their prisoner, and while they’ve been decent so far, they want me to do them a favor. R&G are still on their way to . I have so much to tell you but it will have to be later. Find me ASAP!

Yours,

Hamlet

PS: See attached for some letters to the .

King1.doc

King2.doc

[Scene 7]

Claudius

Did u ask ppl yet?

Laertes

Yes.

Claudius

So u know I didn’t do n-e-thing wrong. & in fact Hamlet was trying 2 me?!?! #RegicideAmIRight

Laertes

I guess, but u still should have done something about it!!!!

Claudius

Wut do u want me 2 do??

1. I’m married 2 Hamlet’s mother, remember??

2. U know how ppl him around here. They think he is an ! N-e-thing I say will only make me look bad.

Laertes

So wut am I supposed 2 do?! My dad is . My sister’s . I must get revenge somehow.

Claudius

I have a plan in the works but u gotta b patient. BRB.

Welcome, Claudius! You have 1 new message from Hamlet.

High & mighty, I’m coming back to Denmark. Alone. I will apologize and explain everything to you tomorrow.

Claudis Laertes

Claudius

Check ur . I just forwarded u something.

Laertes

Is that really from Hamlet??

Claudius

It says “Sent from Hamlet’s iPhone.” Why is he alone??

Laertes

IDK but let him come. is about 2 get real.

Claudius

Can I help?

Laertes

Yeah, as long as u don’t try 2 convince me 2 and .

Claudius

Why would I tell u 2 wear ?

Laertes

*make up

Claudius

No, I want u 2 get ur revenge!! I have a plan that will make it seem like an accident. That way, Gertrude won’t get & we can continue 2 live 2gether in sin. Lolz.