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you know you did. and they were beautiful and appreciated, but i can’t keep them. it’s just not working out.

hamlet?

SAY SOMETHING!

Hamlet

What do you want me to say?

Ophelia

i don’t know. SOMETHING.

Hamlet

You know, I really did you.

Ophelia

i know.

Hamlet

And yet I didn’t you at all.

Ophelia

????

Hamlet

Look. Just give up on and join the . IMHO all are terrible, and the last thing you need is to start a in this wretched . I don’t get it. dress up and dumb down. and talk. It’s all so fake. I’M SICK OF IT.

Ophelia

wow. tell me how you really feel.

Hamlet

GO.

Ophelia

Ophelia has changed her relationship status from “It’s complicated” to “Single.”

REPLY

Horatio: Oh no, what happened?

Rosencrantz: Are you going to the show tonight?

Polonius

How did it go?

Ophelia

you were right about hamlet. i have the txts to prove it.

Polonius

I’ll let the know.………

Ophelia is listening to “Men Suck Breakup Mix.”

Claudius

ness in great 1s must be watched.

REPLY

Hamlet: Agreed.

[Scene 2]

Hamlet

Horatio, I need to talk to you.

Horatio

What’s up? The is about to start and I want a good .

Hamlet

It’s about the ! I had the cast add a scene of my own , and I want you to watch the king’s face when that part is acted out. ? ? ?

Horatio

What kind of scene?

Hamlet

Basically the murder of my father in the . If my uncle looks guilty, we’ll know that the was telling the truth. Claudius is a murderer!

Horatio

Brilliant . I’ll keep my on him, and we’ll meet up after to discuss.

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Claudius: Show ! Every1 find ur seats.

Hamlet: The setup is taking too long. Can’t they get on with it?

Ophelia: stop posting and pay attention. it’ll be quick.

Hamlet: Quick as a certain mother’s love?

Rosencrantz: I’ll tell u what ur mother luvs.

Horatio: Is it just me or does that actress look like the queen?

Gertrude: I don’t see it. That actress complains too much. Probably lying.

Polonius: I don’t get what’s going on. Some1 explain this 2 me!!!!!

Hamlet: The actress is confessing her for her husband and saying that if he dies, then she’ll never remarry because that would be like him dying twice. Fidelity FTW.

Rosencrantz: Whoa. That totally went over my head. G?

Guildenstern: Yeah, I got nothing.

Hamlet: Keep watching.

Polonius: OK I am lost again!! 2 bad this play doesn’t come with a GPS. lolz

Rosencrantz: Yah.