doth sway my life.’ Nay, but first let me see,

let me see, let me see.

FABIAN    What dish o’poison has she dressed101 him.

SIR TOBY    And with what wing the staniel checks102 at it!

MALVOLIO    ‘I may command where I adore.’ Why, she may

command me! I serve her, she is my lady. Why, this is evident to

any formal capacity. There is no obstruction105 in this. And the

end — what should that alphabetical position portend?106 If I

could make that resemble something in me. Softly: M.O.A.I.—

SIR TOBY    O, ay, make up that. He is now at a cold scent.108

FABIAN    Sowter will cry109 upon’t for all this, though it be as

rank110 as a fox.

MALVOLIO    M. — Malvolio. M. — Why, that begins my name!

FABIAN    Did not I say he would work it out? The cur112 is

excellent at faults.113

MALVOLIO    M. — But then there is no consonancy in the sequel114

that suffers under probation115: ‘A’ should follow but ‘O’ does.

FABIAN    And O shall end116, I hope.

SIR TOBY    Ay, or I’ll cudgel him, and make him cry O!

MALVOLIO    And then I comes behind.

FABIAN    Ay, an you had any eye119 behind you, you might see

more detraction120 at your heels than fortunes before you.

MALVOLIO    M.O.A.I. This simulation is not as the former.121 And

yet, to crush this a little, it would bow122 to me, for every one of

Reads

these letters are in my name. Soft, here follows prose: ‘If this

fall into thy hand, revolve. In my stars124 I am above

thee, but be not afraid of greatness: some are born great,

some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust

upon ’em. Thy Fates open their hands. Let thy blood and spirit127

embrace them. And to inure thyself to what thou art like128 to

be, cast thy humble slough and appear fresh. Be opposite129 with

a kinsman, surly with servants. Let thy tongue tang130

arguments of state; put thyself into the trick of singularity.131

She thus advises thee that sighs for thee. Remember who

commended thy yellow stockings, and wished to see thee ever133

cross-gartered. I say, remember. Go to134, thou art made, if thou

desirest to be so. If not, let me see thee a steward still, the

fellow of servants, and not worthy to touch Fortune’s fingers.

Farewell. She that would alter services137 with thee,

                    The Fortunate-Unhappy.138

Daylight and champaign discovers not more. This is open.139 I

will be proud, I will read politic authors, I will baffle140 Sir

Toby, I will wash off gross acquaintance, I will be point-141

device the very man. I do not now fool myself, to let

imagination jade me; for every reason excites143 to this, that

my lady loves me. She did commend my yellow stockings of

late, she did praise my leg being cross-gartered. And in this

she manifests herself to146 my love, and with a kind of

injunction drives me to these habits147 of her liking. I thank

my stars, I am happy. I will be strange, stout148, in yellow

stockings, and cross-gartered, even with the swiftness of

putting on. Jove and my stars be praised! Here is yet a postscript:

Reads

‘Thou canst not choose but know Reads

who I am. If thou entertainest152 my love, let it appear in thy

smiling. Thy smiles become thee well: therefore in my

presence still154 smile, dear my sweet, I prithee.’ Jove, I thank

thee. I will smile. I will do everything that thou wilt have

me.

Exit

Sir Toby, Sir Andrew and Fabian come out of hiding

FABIAN    I will not give my part of this sport for a pension of

thousands to be paid from the Sophy.158

SIR TOBY    I could marry this wench for this device.159

SIR ANDREW    So could I too.

SIR TOBY    And ask no other dowry with her but such another

jest.

Enter Maria

SIR ANDREW    Nor I neither.

FABIAN    Here comes my noble gull-catcher.164

SIR TOBY    Wilt thou set thy foot o’my neck?165

SIR ANDREW    Or o’mine either?

SIR TOBY    Shall I play my freedom at tray-trip167, and become thy

bondslave?168

SIR ANDREW    I’faith, or I either?

SIR TOBY    Why, thou hast put him in such a dream that when

the image of it leaves him, he must run mad.

MARIA    Nay, but say true, does it work upon him?

SIR TOBY    Like aqua-vitae173 with a midwife.

MARIA    If you will then see the fruits174 of the sport, mark his

first approach before my lady: he will come to her in yellow

stockings, and ’tis a colour she abhors, and cross-gartered, a

fashion she detests. And he will smile upon her, which will

now be so unsuitable to her disposition, being addicted to a

melancholy as she is, that it cannot but turn him into a

notable contempt.180 If you will see it, follow me.

SIR TOBY    To the gates of Tartar181, thou most excellent devil

of wit!

SIR ANDREW    I’ll make one183 too.

Exeunt

Act 3 Scene 1

running scene 10 continues

Enter Viola and Clown [Feste, with a tabor]

VIOLA    Save thee, friend, and thy music.