I’m crazy. 
I G2G. Bye. 
[Scene 2]
Paris
Sooo…whaddya think? 
Capulet
About what?
Paris
About me marrying your daughter! 
Capulet
I told you. She’s too young! 
She’s not even fourteen yet. Ask me again in two years.
Paris
People younger than her get married all the time.
Capulet
Yeah, and they also grow 
too fast. 
But go ahead and ask her. If she says yes, you both have my blessing. 
Paris
Yesss!
Capulet
BTW, I’m having a party tonight at my 
. 
You should come! There will be a lot of 
there, including my daughter. Maybe another one will catch your 
. See you there!
Event: 10+ People have been invited to Capulet’s Mansion for Capulet’s Dinner Party
• Signor Martino & his wife & daughters
• Mercutio & his brother Valentine
• Uncle Capulet & his wife & daughters
• Rosaline & Livia
• Signor Valentio & his cousin Tybalt
Romeo
Did you see the Capulet party that’s happening tonight? We should go!
Benvolio
I did. And look who’s gonna be there—Rosaline. 
The “love of your life.”
Let’s sneak in and scope out the other hotties. I bet you’ll change your tune 
after we’re on the scene. 
Romeo
NO one is better than Rosaline. But we’re Montagues. We can’t go to a party hosted by the Capulets. 
Benvolio
Let’s do it! I’ll have serious FOMO if we don’t go. 
Let’s talk to Mercutio—he’s on the list.
Besides, we’re not going to start anything. We’re going to make sure that Rosaline is worth all of this 
.
Romeo
K, let’s go! I can’t wait to see her. 
L8R.
[Scene 3]
Lady Capulet
Juliet, honey, we need to talk. Love, Mom.
Juliet
yeah, 
?
Lady Capulet
It’s about 
. Love, Mom.
Juliet
ugh, mom. noooo. 
i rly don’t care about getting married right now. 
Lady Capulet
You better start caring. I was already a mother by your age. Plenty of girls are finding husbands while you’re still single. 
Love, Mom.
I’ll just cut to the chase.
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