A man named Paris has asked if he can marry you. He’s a great option. I think you need to give him a chance. What do you think? Love, Mom.

Juliet

sigh. k, whatevz. i’ll meet him. but i’m not promising anything.

Lady Capulet

Oh, good! Now go get ready. Guests are starting to arrive for the party! Put on something cute. Love, Mom.

[Scene 4]

Group text: Romeo, Benvolio, Mercutio

Romeo

So, how are we going to do this? What’s our excuse if we get caught?

Benvolio

You’re thinking about this too much. We have our on. No one will recognize us. We go in, we , we , and we exit. Easy, breezy.

Romeo

I don’t want to . I’m still too .

Mercutio

Can u stop being so sad n mopey 4 once? Ur a luvr, not a h8r. Get in there n prove it.

Romeo

Yeah, well, this time my crush is actually crushing me.

Mercutio

U can’t let this bring u . Luv is the best thing in the .

Romeo

Really? I hate love right now.

Mercutio

U gotta fight back, man. Show luv who’s boss! We’re wearing masks. We got protection.

Benvolio

Exactly, thaaank you. Let’s go in already! I wanna shake it.

Romeo

You guys go ahead. I’m gonna sit this one out. GL2U.

Besides, I don’t think this is such a good idea.

Mercutio

Guh, Romeo! Y?

Romeo

I had a dream last night….

Mercutio

Gr8. Welcome 2 the club. So did I.

Romeo

What was yours about?

Mercutio

O, it was v informative. It told me that dreamers r liars. Ahem.

Romeo

Yeah, lie in bed while they dream about the truth.